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Report, edit, etc...Posted by www.com.au on 2005-06-05 at 21:23:39
Thats right! its back!

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the 2nd Annual OMGWTF awards 2005!!

its been a long few months, but its finnaly back and ready to OMGWTF the pants of you!


this should be a great season with entries hopefully coming in from alll over the SEN server.


lets see how this one turns out.

the rules, conditions and regulations are as follows:

Running Time:
The competition will close on Friday the 10th of June at 5:00 pm East Australian time (+10.00GMT) - Use the Time converter if youre to lazy - http://www.timezoneconverter.com/cgi-bin/tzc.tzc

thats in 4 days from opening.

Judges:
After The competition Closes The 3 Judges will choose a winner and 2 runners up, then the winners will be notified with a pm to the link of the post stating them as a winner.

The Judges Are:
- www.com.au
- (open, pm me for position)
- (open, pm me for position)

To become a judge:
PM me (www.com.au) and state why you want to be a judge. at the closing time i will pm you both and you will be required to nominate youre favourite, second favourite, and third favourite entries.

How to Enter:
-Post, in 50 words or less, the most completely stupid and pointless thing you can think of.

Rules:
-You must have Actual Words in there. ie: you cannot write ljsflb lfdhb fgh
-The words must make some sense (more or less) ie: you cannot write: OMG bunker poodle Spiderman wheres the plant -
-You cannot post something from a previous OMGWTF award entry.

Prizes:
-1st Place- A Gold Puppy and a complimentary T-shirt (I won the 2nd annual OMGWTF games 2005) and 100 minerals (the minerals are real)
-2nd Place- A Cookie (chocolate chips) and 50 minerals (the minerals are real)
-3rd Place- A WHOLE mustard seed! and 25 minerals. (the minerals are real)


- Enjoy, and get creative!! -
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-06-05 at 21:24:50
Turquoise cosine marines, stomp the dark ostrich. No amount of burnt toast can differ our lemurs! Fantastic comes ugly, SQURRIELS REJOICE!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-06-05 at 21:32:26
Who won last time..?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by www.com.au on 2005-06-05 at 21:37:10
yeh good point, im still waiting ( still ) for Shadowbrood to give me his entries.

i will reopen the old topic and post the winners when SB gives me his nominations..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by StarEditron 4000 on 2005-06-05 at 21:55:29
omgwtf is this what kind of contest is this omg i dont even know wtf im doing wth am i typing in this omgwtf contest wtf hmm i like dogs no wait i hate cats no i just hate birds wtf am i saying omgwtf contest rules wtf is world peace omg wtf am i doing whats a forum whats SEN omgwtf the year is 2005
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-05 at 21:55:46
My pet pink went to the bleeblee and made giant talking sharks on land sing in a perfect choir of crazy talking tomatoes and wild flowers, sure we took the cow and threw it into hi.

cookie
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2005-06-05 at 23:15:57
I want a cookie w00t.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-05 at 23:24:41
If this is annual, howcome there was one a few months ago or whenever it was?
Annual = Yearly, or is that the point?

Anyways:


Once upon a goldfish, the apple sang to the chorus. Spider monkeys came and found the gorilla eating a letter "Q". When the microphone ate cheese, the doorknob took a picture of the lamp post. The book then turned the lights on, making the world end. The end of greens.

Woot, exactly 50. biggrin.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by www.com.au on 2005-06-06 at 00:32:52
good point wink.gif, but yes its ment to be annual, except ill probably do it more than once a year, until it dies.


ok ive got the winners for the 1st one.

follow this link


and keep it up wink.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-06-06 at 00:46:22
I nominate Rhiom for the "Best Story Ever". Even though it's god knows how mnay words tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-06-06 at 01:25:17
[color=#b5b5ff]The candles are on the cake! Quick! To the Batmobile!

EDIT - yes it includes the borken color tag
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Bacde on 2005-06-06 at 04:41:41
Edit: Nothing posted wtf?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-06-06 at 11:18:14
*to a girl*
"Hey, I lost my puppy dog. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room..."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2005-06-06 at 12:10:27
Little do you know that pudding is my middle name, your downfall is my winter coat. BEGONE, THIS IS NOT FOR YOUR BRAINS!

_____________________________________

Heh.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-06-06 at 12:14:39
That's from CTRL-ALT-DEL tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-06 at 12:14:49
Shouldn't there be a rule of one entry per person?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lingsandwich42.. on 2005-06-06 at 12:19:10
Potatoes with a stomas dance to poka flavored copy machines. The letter 5 says "Uranium". Cows dont agree with a bush. Mr.Coffe dosn't throw "Q".
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-06-06 at 13:11:28
Visit my Site! http://www.beerkeg.t-rh.com/

Yeah, that's my entry.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-06-06 at 18:39:46
Some hairy wallpaper decided to go eat some french toast but he was all out of egg nog so his eyes were burned from the kangaroo with heat vision.


Report, edit, etc...Posted by Brother_Leader on 2005-06-06 at 18:49:36
I rode a cow to FRance to see my niples do chacha during the poo contest. I ate a cow. Monkey shit.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by u_dunu_who_me_is on 2005-06-06 at 18:52:11
[color doesnt="hello!!"] Once my goat ate his pants so I bought the monkey a patty cake. Your base are belong to me. The calculator doesn't sit when it has a virus. Virus = very yes please. Yes very. [/color doesnt]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IDontChat on 2005-06-06 at 18:53:51
WTFman is watching us all! MUAHAHAHA- *cough hack weeze* Yes! WTFman! I'm a psyco! Lol! This makes sense in a stupid way! I'ma stay here so I can eat milk and drink french fries. I don't make much sense. OMG WTF LOL BBQ. Mmmm...hotcats. I'm randomizing for wierd awards.

50 words, exact.
Edit: My brain hurts now even though I can do this stuff a lot.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-06-06 at 19:55:11
Powerful_Horror: glytcher has been glythed
Theoretical_H: GLYTCH'D

Need I say more?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Bacde on 2005-06-06 at 20:55:23
QUOTE(Bacde @ Neva Said It, Neva Will)
Shall I?


Amirite? lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by www.com.au on 2005-06-07 at 04:02:40
QUOTE
My name is not Bacade... Remeber that please.


Remeber what Bacade?

ADDITION:



QUOTE


oh thats low keg, thats real low.
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