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Report, edit, etc...Posted by www.com.au on 2005-06-07 at 08:17:14

this is a thread for just random quotes, that are pretty funny i guess.

ill start off.

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People laugh at me and make fun of my face,
I Laugh right back i dont wanna be part of the human race.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lisk on 2005-06-07 at 08:39:21

www.bash.org

Report, edit, etc...Posted by AqoTrooper on 2005-06-07 at 11:30:58

This web page doesn't exist.
Refreshing it won't make it exist.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by lingsandwich42.. on 2005-06-07 at 12:03:20

All your money are belong to us.
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Will the highways on the internet become more few?
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LASER GUIDED LEMMINGS
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Is pie plural for pumpkin?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2005-06-07 at 12:27:40

Life is like a jar of Jalepenos,
What you say today may come around and burn you in the ass tommorrow.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-06-07 at 14:56:44

That's a nice shirt, can I talk you out of it?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-07 at 14:59:12

I know a funny quote, but I would get in trouble if I put it...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by AqoTrooper on 2005-06-07 at 15:05:43

Build a man a fire and you will keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-06-08 at 07:05:32

QUOTE(bash.org)

<tHiSiSbOb> I just lost a friend... He got into a car accident... Young people can die too. I just played starcraft with him the other day....
<black_mage_s> Well, there is always the single player campaign.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by FrAZ428 on 2005-06-08 at 07:30:07

Eh, want some kiwi?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2005-06-08 at 10:43:29

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Tazzy: Me narrow understanding, Defies me yet again

Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-06-08 at 10:54:08

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Beat the ham

No offense ham, lol.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2005-06-08 at 11:14:19

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MrCroww [ Obey Your Master ] [ Prepair to DIE! ] says:
Hello Tazzy, Good morning.
Tazzy says:
What, I did'nt do it! You and your pointing hands! I did'nt do it! Stop saying it was me! it was not me! Bob did it!!!
MrCroww [ Obey Your Master ] [ Prepair to DIE! ] says:
Huh, Whos bob?
Tazzy says:
My pet pie
MrCroww [ Obey Your Master ] [ Prepair to DIE! ] says:
You have a pet pie? Whats the world coming too?
Tazzy says:
Nice Bob pie!

And me trying to get a friend to confuse me, Dident work:

PICTURE

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Grizzly(B2BF) on 2005-06-08 at 14:55:31

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FrAZ428 (6:50 pm) -- I think I'm not as swear as you drunk I am.

Er..it was in the shout box....

Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-08 at 15:01:08

QUOTE(shoutbox)

Tazzy (11:59 am) -- If i get drunk, All blame it on DEAD for giving me the idea!
Tazzy (11:58 am) -- I could use some alchocol, I might go buy some.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2005-06-08 at 15:01:32

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Tazzy (7:00 pm) -- Pot = Cash = Girls= Sex = Aids = Death!
Tazzy (6:59 pm) -- Take it, and sell it!
O)FaRTy1billion (6:59 pm) -- OMG! I PRESSED A BUTTON!! What would you do if the president of the united states gave you 100 lbs of pot?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-08 at 17:27:38

QUOTE(shoutbox)

O)FaRTy1billion (12:01 pm) -- *sings* Beer is good for you! Pot > beer

ADDITION:

QUOTE(urmom @ Jun 8 2005, 01:42 PM)

Crack Head: C'mon man, give me some SEN!
Dealer: Dude the ICL'ers are right behind you!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2005-06-08 at 19:42:20

QUOTE(bash.org)

(pathogen) in maths today we found out that 1+3+3+7 = 14
(pathogen) so therefore 1337 = 14
(pathogen) so anyone who speeks 1337 is 14

Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-08 at 21:39:26

QUOTE(Shmeeps @ Jun 8 2005, 04:42 PM)

QUOTE(bash.org)

(pathogen) in maths today we found out that 1+3+3+7 = 14
(pathogen) so therefore 1337 = 14
(pathogen) so anyone who speeks 1337 is 14

7-3-3=1
1+3+3=7
1+3+3+7=14
1+3+3+7+14=28

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2005-06-09 at 11:18:31

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Tazzy (3:17 pm) -- Nope, nothnig happening..
Slyence(MM) (3:17 pm) -- SEXY SLYENCE!SEXY SLYENCE!SEXY SLYENCE!SEXY SLYENCE!SEXY SLYENCE!SEXY SLYENCE!
Tazzy (3:16 pm) -- You keep saying that Slence, and one day it might coem true! LOL

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Slyence(MM) (5:44 pm) -- Pwned!
FrAZ428 (5:42 pm) -- I've never seen such a thing before...
SuperToast (5:39 pm) -- tazzy just owned himself...
Tazzy (5:37 pm) -- Oh wait, Im Tazzy, GOD DAM IT! *Tosses hat on ground, And jumps on it*
Tazzy (5:37 pm) -- *Takes a leak over, Tazzy's computer* Muahahahah Stupid N00b he'll never use internet again!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by www.com.au on 2005-06-10 at 00:40:18

lol..

so random...

"p" is the new "o"

Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-10 at 01:02:41

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kashmir on 2005-06-11 at 01:01:11

I have one... kind of...a jew joke.... don't worry im jewish lol

"My grandfather died in world war 2.... He fell out of a watchtower..."

Report, edit, etc...Posted by cuinhell(ds) on 2005-06-11 at 01:14:54

if your down and out don't worry think of this at least your dog is getting some.

[food]

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