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Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-06-09 at 23:43:56
This is my poem I made up about newbies, its got the rhythm of my favorite song "I'm a Little Teapot"

I'm a little newbie short and stout
Here is my zealot, here is my scout
When you BS me, I will shout
Ally me or I will pout


If you've made up any sc poems or songs, be sure to share them here!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-06-09 at 23:49:58
To the rhythm of "Lollipops"...Lollerpops

Lollerpops lollerpops, oh loller loller loller...

I forgot how the real song goes, but you get the idea.

I just made this up off the top of my head...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-06-09 at 23:59:04
Yo yo yo, I can do hella betta rhymbes do ya.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-10 at 00:45:20
HY IM NU 2 DIS SIT1 KAN I HAF A K00K13?/

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I'm a little newbie short and stout
Here is my zealot, here is my scout
When you BS me, I will shout
Ally me or I will pout

LOL! thats great.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dondivad on 2005-06-12 at 18:39:31
Heh that's an awesome poem.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-06-12 at 19:01:06
da wun n onlee?
Ya the one and only

I just thought of that...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2005-06-12 at 19:36:01
MICROPHONE CHECK UH 1 2 MICROPHONE CHECK A 1 TWOEY

Yo Yo Check it Check It
I'll be chillin in garbage fourm with Rexy
While Yoshi posts so pics that are oh so sexy
I'll go to the maps in production where maps are created
There's no need to worry because defense ones are outdated
There's the game section where I can chat about starcraft
Or I can go to the serious fourm and wine about Iraqi Draft


Oh Snap.
That sucked actually I don't know why I'm posting it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dust_core on 2005-06-12 at 19:58:34
Forget the Assonance. Replace it with Alliteration.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-12 at 22:47:14
Wesmic, where did you come up with "I'm a little newbie"?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-06-12 at 22:55:12
I'm a little sugar-pot, short and stout, here is my handle, here is my sp-... oh censored.gif .
Z00t, my song owns you all.
[Yes, I realize how stupid my post was. Exactly the kind of thing to put in such a thread as this, too.]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by scwizard on 2005-06-13 at 00:45:36
Oh noz! It has invadified the siggys! RUN!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-06-13 at 14:25:12
QUOTE(O)FaRTy1billion @ Jun 12 2005, 09:47 PM)
Wesmic, where did you come up with "I'm a little newbie"?
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Because I was breaking out my rap lyrics in Op Sen, and someone was singing the im a little teapot song... so i decide to spit out some game, and thats what happened
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-13 at 14:48:35
lol, ok.
Can I put it as my profile on b.net?because I already did : P I'll take it out if you say no...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-06-13 at 15:07:04
Sure. smoke.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SiLeNT(U) on 2005-06-14 at 22:26:57
Wesmic, you didn't make up the first two lines, i saw that about 2 years ago, i dunno about the last 2.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-06-15 at 02:01:05
QUOTE(Artanis @ Jun 14 2005, 09:26 PM)
Wesmic, you didn't make up the first two lines, i saw that about 2 years ago, i dunno about the last 2.
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My poetry isn't original!!~!~!??~!??!

omg, its teh silent(U)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BSTRhino on 2005-06-15 at 04:30:06
Yeah, I'm sure I remember someone submitted a poem that started off with the first two lines on StarCraft.org. I don't remember whether I approved it or deleted it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lurkerinshadow on 2005-06-15 at 14:02:08
i was going to post a poem that i wrote but i couldnt find any poetry books to plagiarize
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-15 at 14:03:52
QUOTE(Golden-Fist @ Jun 12 2005, 07:36 PM)
MICROPHONE CHECK UH 1 2 MICROPHONE CHECK A 1 TWOEY

Yo Yo Check it Check It
I'll be chillin in garbage fourm with Rexy
While Yoshi posts so pics that are oh so sexy
I'll go to the maps in production where maps are created
There's no need to worry because defense ones are outdated
There's the game section where I can chat about starcraft
Or I can go to the serious fourm and wine about Iraqi Draft
Oh Snap.
That sucked actually I don't know why I'm posting it.
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Im going to make a rap song with those lyrics. (Yet i hate rap so much.)



PS- Ive heard some of wesmic's song sometime ago.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.ZeALoT.oO on 2005-06-15 at 14:36:23
Ha, Wesmic is a sneaky lil stealer tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dr.Shotgun on 2005-06-15 at 16:23:28
Modification:
I'm a little newbie, short and stout.
Here is my carrier, here is my scout.
When I'm getting owned I'll give a shout.
Bring along your zealots and help me out.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-15 at 17:14:24
Lol, thats pretty good too.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kashmir on 2005-06-15 at 17:31:25
shotgun thats the one i saw a while back.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SiLeNT(U) on 2005-06-15 at 18:39:48
Those are the original last two lines sh0tgun.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-06-15 at 20:11:36
disgust.gif Well god damnit, don't I feel like a jackass now...
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