*Note* This true story is very graphic and of unhuman nature with minor foul language and inaproperiate for children under 15 *Note*
This one day on a really hot January morning I noticed this poor old lady trying to cross the street, she tripped and I felt really sorry for her so I walked up to her and helped her cross the street. She said thank you and i was about to leave but then she grabed my anus and said "Hey sexy, wanna go party?". I was a little suprised due to her age (around 60-90) but then again,
is
. I said yes went to my house, grabbed a pack of Trojans and my retracktable dildo, I went back to the crossing just to see the old poor grandma fingering herself. I quickly went up to her and took her back to her house where she took off her clothes just for me to discover that she has male genitalia, but then again I was so horny I couldn't help it so we just kept doing our thing until I ran out of trojans and the dildo wore off and then something memorable happened, I bit into the grandma's testicles and sucked all the semen out leaving the poor grandma helpless on her bed, the last thing I remember before waking up in a hospital is her calling me a one horny Vampire.
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