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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2005-06-23 at 22:53:07
Who would win in a fight Batman or Arnold?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-24 at 00:37:01
I have to reply to this spammy topic.


First, arnold would pull out his laser cannon, but batman would easily dodge the large and slow moving projectiles. But then, arnold would pull out his laser machine gun, and start spurting out a teal blaze of magnetic rage. But batman flies accross the sides of buildings, and only gets a small wound on the back off his leg.

Then batman remains stealthy in the shadows, while Arnold is doing the Terminator Walk looking for him. Then batman throws a small bat-blade at arnold, but arnold blows it away with his 12-Guage Shotgun. Then arnold jumps up to a higher level (Just a little) and almost blows batman away, but batman flies behind arnold, and jumps on arnold's back.

Arnold starting fighting like crazy, and ended up squeezing batman like crazy. Batman got away just before is death. And then rests in the shadows. Batman then shoots his gun that shoots out things that connects to other buildings. It hits another building. So batman swoops down and attempts to kick Arnold from the sky without hitting the ground. But arnold quickly does a crazy move, and succesfully threw batman on the ground.

Arnold pulls out his shotgun and aims it at him, from about a 4 foot distance. But batman kicks arnold in the face, gets back up, and throws bat-grenades at arnold. Arnold is forced to the ground. Arnold then gets back up, but batman is hidden, arnold decides to hide too.

He then pulls a The Predator. And sets a trap for batman. He succesfully gets a giant piece of metal to come flying down and hit batman. There batman lays, bleeding to death. He then presses the button on his wrist before he dies. and the Bat-Mobile starts chasing Arnold on auto-pilot.

Lucky Arnold Brought his handy Rocket Launcher with him, and blew the vehicle away quickly.

Arnold Wins. The End.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-06-24 at 00:39:48
U guys do realize that Arnold Shwarzenegger played as Mr. Freeze in the 4th Batman movie. And he lost
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-24 at 00:41:29
Yea, but ARNOLD would win. Not Mr.Freeze. Because Arnold took on two forms in my story,

The Terminator
The Survivor from The Predator
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-06-24 at 16:27:18
Batman. All the way.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-06-24 at 16:30:54
Superman.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-06-24 at 16:58:52
The Governator will own Batman.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-06-24 at 17:06:20
Batman cause he's Batman.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lisk on 2005-06-24 at 17:31:49
The Predator ;P
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-06-25 at 17:52:07
Batman. Arnold is like 60. Batman has bullet proof armor, too.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-06-25 at 17:59:21
Not on his head.
He also doesn't have rocket launcher armor.

Ahhnold all the way. happy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-06-25 at 18:03:29
Rambo could kick both of their asses... AT THE SAME TIME!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-06-25 at 18:08:10
Who the hell is Rambo?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-06-25 at 18:08:49
Then Maddox would write an article of such ownage that all three of their heads would burst and their bodies would ignite into flames and all fat ugly chicks, annoying children, dumbasses, and old people would be consumed by dragons, asshole rich pricks would have the shit beaten out of them, and Celine Dion would open her big censored.gif ing mouth so wide she would be sucked into it along with Julia Roberts, Ellen Degeneres and the script writers of The Titanic.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-06-25 at 18:09:04
This should be a poll...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-06-25 at 18:10:54
I've had enough of your suggestions.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-06-25 at 18:12:59
And random polls, and I'm not alone there.

Anyways...

Who is Rambo?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-06-25 at 18:16:04
user posted image
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-06-25 at 19:37:44
by the way... to the topic...


ARNOLD WILL WIN wait it kinda depends confused.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-06-25 at 19:46:31
QUOTE(PsychoTemplar @ Jun 25 2005, 05:10 PM)
I've had enough of your suggestions.
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Well that's just too bad.


Anyways I'd say Batman would win.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-25 at 19:50:26
QUOTE(RexyRex @ Jun 25 2005, 06:12 PM)
And random polls, and I'm not alone there.

Anyways...

Who is Rambo?
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Rambo is teh cool. He stiches his wounds up!
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