Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-06-27 at 00:37:55
Since I'm a lazy asshole I'm just going to post what I said in an MSN Convo...
Jackie Chan
it's old
More than half the movie is a chase scene...
Bad dubbing
An Aryan who runs around chasing jackie throughout the movie...
he whole premise of the movie is that some guy who's really important to some evil guys (because he can foil their plan) losses his memory
A lot of fruit were hurt in the making of the film...
common, it's as good as Gladiator
little lower budget maybe
or rather a lot...
He even follows macgyver code partway through the movie
Step One: Break into room
Step Two: Get locked in room
Step Three: Break out of said room
It's got everything I could ever want in a movie
Okay, he's on top of a 2 or 3 story building, so he starts wrapping rope around some bucken, then he puts the rope around him, attaches it to a pole and rolls down
(He's being chased by people with guns at the time)
macgyver would have probably taken his knife, and fasioned his jacket into a parachute with the rope
ten minutes of that movie is devoted to stomping on peoples feet with wooden shoes
if that doesn't scream awesome i don't know what does
You owe it to yourself to see this movie... infact, if you havn't already you're a failure.
Jackie Chan
it's old
More than half the movie is a chase scene...
Bad dubbing
An Aryan who runs around chasing jackie throughout the movie...
he whole premise of the movie is that some guy who's really important to some evil guys (because he can foil their plan) losses his memory
A lot of fruit were hurt in the making of the film...
common, it's as good as Gladiator
little lower budget maybe
or rather a lot...
He even follows macgyver code partway through the movie
Step One: Break into room
Step Two: Get locked in room
Step Three: Break out of said room
It's got everything I could ever want in a movie
Okay, he's on top of a 2 or 3 story building, so he starts wrapping rope around some bucken, then he puts the rope around him, attaches it to a pole and rolls down
(He's being chased by people with guns at the time)
macgyver would have probably taken his knife, and fasioned his jacket into a parachute with the rope
ten minutes of that movie is devoted to stomping on peoples feet with wooden shoes
if that doesn't scream awesome i don't know what does
You owe it to yourself to see this movie... infact, if you havn't already you're a failure.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-06-27 at 00:39:57
What the hell are you talking about? 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2005-06-27 at 00:46:47
Jackie Chan's movie "Who Am I?". It was pretty cool, but I'm not a fan of his movies in general.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-06-27 at 00:47:35
His new ones suck.