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I did this in one of my high school classes a few years back. I'm sure the rest of you have done this at some point in time as well. Anyways, here are the rules:

One person starts writing a story. The next person continues that story with his or her own words and so on and so forth.

So, for example: I would write "The black dog ran down the street."

The next person would write: "Then he saw a fire hydrant."

Then the next person would write: "He hiked his leg a p i ssed on it."

Now, here are the rules...

1) You are only allowed to write one complete sentence. That's it! This will make it easy for people to follow the story and give everybody a chance to participate.

2) You can make as many entries as you wish in the story, BUT they CANNOT be back-to-back. You must wait for another person's entry before you can make another entry.

3) As always, anything goes in the story.

4) Have fun, and lets see where this story goes because these can get hilarious!

Okay...i'll start the story...

"Once upon a time, there lived a man named Abu. One day, Abu was sitting on his porch and noticed a pile of dog s h i t on his front lawn. He immediately got up from his chair to clean up the mess. He noticed an immense glowing object in one of the turd chunks. The glow was so intense that his curiosity got the better of him, so he dug the tiny shiny chunk out of the s h i t."

There, have fun and continue the story!

Forgeting for the moment, he thought it was chocolate and licked his fingers, at which point he became infested with a parasite that had been in the turd.

The parasite took over his body and began to violently eat away at his flesh, until all Abu was was muscle and bone.

Then he thinks, 'Hey, why am I not dead?' and he scares the living out of all the people on the block as he walks down the street.

The man then flames a random person on the street who happens to be the son of some guy named Thunder for his censor evasions and for creating a game nearly identical to the "3-word story".

But he ignores the fact that they are just 'nearly' identical, because the difference between that and exactly the same are big.

Which, of course, isn't true, leaving Abu no choice but to ignore the idiot.

"Abu fell and died. The End."

I suppose that story ended. ^.~

But what we don't know(until now) is that Abu had a son by the name of Barney, who moved to Alaska because of the free ice cream.

that actually embedded the secrets of eternal life...

and made Barney transform into [enter religous savior here] during a fullmoon.

And then he killed an innocent civilian for saying:Lagger!.

Then he heard a voice saying: "Nuclear Launch Detected"

So he decided to run towards the flashing red dot in front of him, hoping for some more Ice Cream.

He was very unhappy when he found out what the red dot was for.

Before the nuke came, he realised that he was in Starcraft and that dieing means nothing.

After the nuke came, he realized that he wasn't in StarCraft and that dieing meant everything.

But he was in the starcraft world and an arbiter warped him out just before he got killed.

And then he was killed by the Protoss because they thought that he hacked into the Arbiter to get recalled, though in truth it was a mistake on the Arbiter's part, and they were trying to recall Tunlas, a noble and powerful Zealot rivalling Fenix in his strength, and ended up dieing because of a well-planned Zerg ambush and a messed-up Recall.

then his legs exploded and he died but was revived then died again and was revived again and his nuts fell off

And after his nuts fell off he force-fed them to some guy named Gir for making his day that much worse.

then gir took ezday into his home and chopped his legs into 15 pieces. he then put salt and lemon juice on the wounds and started burning parts of ezdays body. then he ripped out ezdays stomache and poured acid in ezdays eyes. he finally filled his stomache with oil and gasoline, put it back where it belonged, filled ezdays body with more gasoline and lit it up!!!

Okay, that was pointless and odd.

ezday2 forgot to add to the story and his head exploded

While in a land far, far away, a Pekkel ate an apple pie and fell asleep on the mangrove tree while otehr Pekkels danced happily around in the meadow.