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Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-28 at 17:27:34
Hopefully the title tells it all.
But if it doesn't, amagine you you could hack into reality and change whatever you want. What would you do?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-06-28 at 17:31:41
Hsve you ever seen Serial Expierements Lain? I'd do that.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vampire on 2005-06-28 at 17:41:36
QUOTE
Hopefully the title tells it all.
But if it doesn't, amagine you you could hack into reality and change whatever you want. What would you do?


I would remove my 38C man boobs and my 230 pound belly, also, I would make my left testicle work again.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-06-28 at 17:57:27
i wouldnt eat those tacos...damn i wish i didnt eat those tacos...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-28 at 17:58:18
Undo my mistakes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-06-28 at 18:08:16
QUOTE(Beezelbub @ Jun 28 2005, 02:57 PM)
i wouldnt eat those tacos...damn i wish i didnt eat those tacos...
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rofl...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by scwizard on 2005-06-28 at 18:49:11
Reminds me of Unreal Estate.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TRiGGaMaSTa on 2005-06-28 at 18:57:08
I would craete the matrix... and make myself NEO!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-06-29 at 05:23:35
[center]Who says I can't?...

Seriously, I'd probably give myself super powers!
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-06-29 at 05:27:56
I'd make my skin black and get wings that're all black and holed filled like they've been eaten at by moths and i would fly off rootftops and terrorize villagers, like any decent American citizen.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IDontChat on 2005-06-29 at 05:56:42
Kill boredom. Boredom is the suckiest thing since catching on fire.

Edit: What I mean by catching on fire is horribly dieing from it after being fried like a chicken.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by AqoTrooper on 2005-06-29 at 06:27:16
I'll enter the GOD driver, right-click the folder entitled 'Reality' and select 'delete file'.

This will solve several problems.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tarh on 2005-06-29 at 08:01:15
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amagine you you could hack into reality


Is reality running on Windows?

If so, I would inject this batch file and run it on system restart.

CODE
@ECHO OFF
format c:
echo meh
pause
exit
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2005-06-29 at 10:31:27
I would do quite a few things. I would change the world so that there would be magic, give myself a nice destructive spellbook, wipe out anyone who did me harm, and made myself not far from immortal. smile.gif That's called self-centered planning.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kashmir on 2005-06-29 at 12:48:20
I would get myself a spaceship that never runs out of feul, always has food and water on it, a working toilet, and carmen electra on it, and fly through space forever... A little.. alone time.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-29 at 13:23:15
QUOTE(Ed331 @ Jun 29 2005, 03:56 AM)
Kill boredom. Boredom is the suckiest thing since catching on fire.
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Its fun catching on fire though tongue.gif

QUOTE(AqoTrooper @ Jun 29 2005, 04:27 AM)
I'll enter the GOD driver, right-click the folder entitled 'Reality' and select 'delete file'.

This will solve several problems.
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QUOTE(Tarh @ Jun 29 2005, 06:01 AM)
Is reality running on Windows?

If so, I would inject this batch file and run it on system restart.

CODE
@ECHO OFF
format c:
echo meh
pause
exit

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Rofl! Delete it & stop it tongue.gif those are good ones
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-06-29 at 13:47:20
I would stop Bush from being born. tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-06-29 at 14:04:40
If I could hack into reality, I would cut it down and use it for firewood.

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Oh, you meant hack like maphack? I thought you meant like what axes do to trees...

I would create an Earth Mk2, which would be nearly identical to Earth except on the other side of the Sun, and with my own race which would be similar to humans. I would set myself up as a God-entity, put Earth's civilizations in temporal stasis, and let my new ones catch up. After some evolving and crap, I'd wipe-out half of Human society, and introduce mine, and see how they get along.
And by that time, someone would have saved a replay of my uber-haxxing, and sent it to God, and then I'd get thought-banned from this universe for hacking so I have to go to one of the other ones.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by 1337(U) on 2005-06-29 at 14:08:14
I would make life perfect. Evrey little mistake I have ever made in my life, I would correct it.

And if I could, Give some of my foes viruses laugh.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2005-06-30 at 13:40:41
I would fix all the things i broke, make all my maps perfect using -Mapperfect Hack- and i would bring all the good looking women to me. Never though about that eh guys? smile.gif
EDIT:And i would fix my mistakes..and make it so apples were the BEST THING Since sliced bread and all the people would be my followers and we would search untill i found my perfect island and named it Kap'aen island (My "REAL" Island i have on the webs or inthe making) and settle there with 500 People..And i'd make bill clinton have a hand with no thumb...for no reason..what so ever
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The Black Hydralisk on 2005-06-30 at 15:05:06
QUOTE(Toa5555 @ Jun 30 2005, 12:40 PM)
I would fix all the things i broke, make all my maps perfect using -Mapperfect Hack- and i would bring all the good looking women to me. Never though about that eh guys?  smile.gif
EDIT:And i would fix my mistakes..and make it so apples were the BEST THING Since sliced bread and all the people would be my followers and we would search untill i found my perfect island and named it Kap'aen island (My "REAL" Island i have on the webs or inthe making) and settle there with 500 People..And i'd make bill clinton have a hand with no thumb...for no reason..what so ever
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What if sasquatch was a girl?....that would suck to be you
And to keep this form being spam:
ide make the two planes that crashed into the two tower crash in to president bush and his monkey brain instead
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-06-30 at 20:24:05
i would make it so whatever i said was true
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JohnnyHazardous on 2005-06-30 at 20:55:20
I'd probably start my life over and make it so that I'm a super genius when I'm a baby. I'd also make it so that I had the power to hack life anytime I wished and give myself super powers. Maybe make it so that I'm rich.
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