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So, I'm getting ready to get offline and go to bed, and I see in the shoutbox, isolatedpurity asking if anyone wants to melee, and I couldn't resist. Not knowing his skill, however figuring that it wasn't that good I accepted and figured I'd around with him and whoop his ass in a melee game. I tell him to meet up in op sen, but he said that he needs to install sc first if he can find his disc. After getting a slight chuckle from that I figure he must REALLY be n00b. So in our 1v1 I decided I would be the first person to actually nukez0red an admin from SEN. So he's zerg, I'm terran @ Lost Temple. about 5 minutes in the game I scan his base and see a couple sunks a hatch and a spawn pool and I kinda laugh and figure two nukes and everything is dead, those are his only buildings !! lol !! Turns out he's excellent at finding that red dot, catches me all but twice in my 10 or so attempts at nuking. I was so worried about nuking I really didnt worry about expanding, next thing I know my base is filled with hydralisks, and I'm gg'ed... Ultimo obs'ed the whole thing, he found it quite hilarious. Never underestimate the power behind SEN's leaders, even if they haven't melee'd in years. Here's the rep:

I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to beat anyone attempting to go for 10 nukes instead of, you know, an actual strategy?

Sorry but you were asking to be beaten lol.

oh god that musta hurt :\

Unless your name is Slayers Boxer, you wont pull of a nuke in a real game unless your opponent is a abolsute noob

That's only in 1v1, even if its 2v2, theres mass confusion when someone hears "Nuclear Launch Detected"

OWNED!

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Alright for the real post, OWNED!

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Ok this is serious, what made you think Admins are noobs at Melee, when they aren't coding they are owning at melee.

That is why.

(Wow, I'm glad I didn't randomly decide to play him; because I was thinking about it, but I'm too n00b at melee )

Hopefully we all learn never to underestimate anyone, even people who havn't played in years. (And sometimes even newbs can be amazing...)

Had some M&M, figured I was safe.


Must've been him talking about not playing since 1.10, not having starcraft involved and his previous melee's just comp stomping on money maps. This was 4:00 AM, though, I was pretty tired. However, after the game, isolated wanted to 2v2, so me and tazzy went up against ultimo and isolated... once again, isolated pizzownt me, with a little help from ultimo, though. It was like 4:30 AM at this time... Here's the rep:

Oh god, that dark drop was orgasmic. Then I owned wesmic's overlords with my corsairs. He called me CheeZE. That was pretty fun

Lol, so many nukes but all unsuccessful.

Told you IP can own.

And have you played against Yoshi on a 1v1, I did and it was a nightmare. I lost badly.
All I say is that Yoshi > Pickle and Pickle=Gosu.

Liesss I've played Yoshi. I pwned.

Then again, I've pwned Pickle <-- not often.

I made the other people in the game belive that a nuke was on the way by writing "Nuclear launch detected" in the middle of the screen
Have only nuked comps however

lol!!

just dont underestimate yoshi like you did ip lol

post the replay for sure

Man, how could I miss a chance to play pimpin' IP? I hang around the SB 24/7.

And perhaps he had a hidden base/ just rox at macro?

P.S: Nice Article, as usual, Wes.

Bah, We played on the most sucky'ist map ever! Plus i suck at melee....
I'll beat you yet IP!

Lol, Lost Temple.

I don't see mine and yoshi's post, wtf, anyways yoshi, we should 1v1, I won't screw around like I did against IP.

I think you and IP should go at it again, but this time you should not underestimate him and not play of LT.

I bet you that that time, he would pwn you even worse on account of him having gotten back into pratcice.

This tells me I shouldn't challenge yoshi. Thank you guys for warning me

Wesnic you got PIZZONT!

You better call Pizza Hut because you just got pizzownt.

Rofl, the best part is when IP was like brb gotta install SC, that's the funniest part. Makes your defeat even funnier.

I was clearly messing around the entire game, we rematched 2v2.

Me and aE[Temp] vs. Isolated and mr.bob. I wanted to 1v2 iso and bob, but they knew it would have been way more embarrasing. Oh well. Different story this time, I owned 'em both pretty fast:

ADDITION:
I just beat yoshi twice