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Report, edit, etc...Posted by dashrike on 2004-04-16 at 10:13:23
A very mysterious man approched me the other night. He smoothly pulled his hand out of his coat and held out a small rock. "This is a very special rock," he said. "Whoever I give it to is entitled to one wish." With that, he handed it to me and disappeared. "I wish to be invisible," I said. "There is only one rule: you can only be invisible when there is nobody else around," the rock replied. This brought a few questions:
  • Am I really invisible at all?
  • Is the rock really magic?
  • Why am I talking to a rock?
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2004-04-16 at 11:02:13
It means you can get past the security cameras when they're aren't any guards around.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dashrike on 2004-04-16 at 11:06:23
Wasn't there something like that in Mystery Men or something? An Invisible Boy who was only invisibly when nobody was looking...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ent on 2004-04-16 at 11:09:18
hehe i think you and that man had some wierd problems in your head that made you talk to rocks biggrin.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dashrike on 2004-04-16 at 11:10:14
*points to my sig* Doesn't that in and of itself tell you something? laugh.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2004-04-16 at 16:39:53
A rock? Pffff. I talk to a tebby bear. Well i talk to anything! Guess im just wirde though. If i have one wish i have no idea what it would be. And if a mysterious man approched id Kick him in the Nuts then mug him and run.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .Coko[CK] on 2004-04-16 at 18:28:05
QUOTE(Tazzy @ Apr 16 2004, 03:39 PM)
A rock? Pffff. I talk to a tebby bear. Well i talk to anything! Guess im just wirde though.

Yes you are very wierd, and i see the level in grammar and the english language has just increased dramactically here. Still i would be scared of the mysterious man myself...Like run away!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by -black-death- on 2004-04-16 at 18:38:47
It means that you should put the shrooms down.

b.d
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-04-17 at 01:33:38
I like Old Men that approach me. I always catch them and feed them to my dog at random times. tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2004-04-17 at 03:35:10
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I like Old Men that approach me


Few thank god yo said:

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I always catch them and feed them to my dog at random times.


i was starting to get worried there!!!!! Lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ent on 2004-04-17 at 04:04:35
I would hope the old man wasnt one of thjose old men who like younger boys.. biggrin.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2004-04-17 at 04:12:38
QUOTE(Tazzy @ Apr 16 2004, 08:39 PM)
And if a mysterious man approched id Kick him in the Nuts then mug him and run.

Like i said, id do that to him!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .Coko[CK] on 2004-04-17 at 06:43:19
...hmmm, lets just hope that we all stay inside for the rest of our lives! Till we are the old men!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dashrike on 2004-04-17 at 13:36:08
QUOTE(ent @ Apr 17 2004, 03:04 AM)
I would hope the old man wasnt one of thjose old men who like younger boys.. biggrin.gif

*redirects to appropriate thread*

http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopic=1792

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by SpaceBoy2000 on 2004-04-17 at 13:55:54
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Take a camera when nobody is around and see if you are visible to the camera. Problem 1+2 solved.

As for problem 3, go to a psychiatrist. He or she will answer that a lot better than me.

And good job Dashrike, though I don't think he would fit in the description of a "man".
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ent on 2004-04-17 at 16:47:50
well the camera thing maybe wont work since if the camera gets a picture of you, and then you watch the picture someone is seeing you and then your not invinsible..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SpaceBoy2000 on 2004-04-17 at 18:22:44
Wait a second, if you're invisible, you shouldn't even see yourself. So even if nobody is nearby, you'd know that you're invisible because you won't see yourself.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2004-04-17 at 18:35:42
Why the crap!?! Are you talking to a rock? I mean from the movie Mystery Men. That was hilarious it was true he was invisible when they weren't looking. Hope you didn't give him any money for the rock bleh.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ent on 2004-04-17 at 18:55:25
id trow the rock at the old man and wish that the rock suddenly got 100 times bigger.. biggrin.gif that would be cool.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dashrike on 2004-04-19 at 13:03:47
QUOTE(SpaceBoy2000)
you'd know that you're invisible because you won't see yourself.


But you might be able to see yourself. What about your appendages? Can you see those?

QUOTE(ent)
well the camera thing maybe wont work since if the camera gets a picture of you, and then you watch the picture someone is seeing you and then your not invinsible..


But maybe if you're only invisible when other people look at you... Not yourself...



But this is all screwy. If you couldn't see yourself, you'd have a hell of time shaving etc... laugh.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ent on 2004-04-19 at 13:10:36
you would have to shave while someone is looking biggrin.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dashrike on 2004-04-19 at 13:12:57
But could you still see yourself? Or would you be visible to only the other person? mellow.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ent on 2004-04-19 at 13:15:04
well you are invincible only when noone else is around, so if someone else is around you are visible to everyone and everything.. atleast thats what i think biggrin.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by backrubman1227 on 2004-04-22 at 09:19:43
why a magic rock? and not a booger or shoe?
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