Report, edit, etc...Posted by exo6yte on 2005-07-25 at 01:45:53
http://members.teamtg.com/excalibur/bnetfaq.htm
It's a big list of battle.net retard types. See if you're on it!
It's a big list of battle.net retard types. See if you're on it!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-07-25 at 02:46:12
Wow, that should be required for all new people to starcraft to read, that was awesome.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-07-25 at 03:04:11
This pwns, I love reading stuff like this. Thanks. I can believe everything they have there. Rofl, they have the people that spam gogogo, thats a good one.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IceWarrior98 on 2005-07-25 at 03:28:52
Damn I thought they'd have me as a lagger, seeing how many people think I lag...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Loser_Musician on 2005-07-25 at 03:35:52
Great web page. lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IDontChat on 2005-07-25 at 03:47:56
N00bz=Uber Pwn'D.
Me=Crazy Micro Sucky Macro=Pwn'D
That Page=Super Duper Pwn
Hitting someone SO HARD in the game that he fell off the internet=WTFBBQPwn'D
Me=Crazy Micro Sucky Macro=Pwn'D
That Page=Super Duper Pwn
Hitting someone SO HARD in the game that he fell off the internet=WTFBBQPwn'D
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IceWarrior98 on 2005-07-25 at 03:54:32
The Neat Freak
Plays StarCraft like it’s a game of Tetris. His base layout is never cluttered, his units are always in formation, and cries if his mineral patches are lopsided. If he starts commenting on how your base layout and units should be arranged, change his personality profile to The Obsessive Compulsive. Also see The Perfectionist.
The Perfectionist
This guy wants units/buildings to be in perfect condition. Usually a Terran player by nature, he will not tolerate imperfections, repairs everything if he can, and researches restoration immediately. Those wireframes are meant to be GREEN dang it! If for some strange reason he is unable to get something back into mint condition his universe will shatter. Also known as The Hypochondriac.
Mr. DMZ
“OMG get out of my base!” Whether it’s your opening scout or an attack, this guy wants you out of there. His territory is for his units only. You don’t belong there. Didn’t you read the sign?
Those are just a few of me
Plays StarCraft like it’s a game of Tetris. His base layout is never cluttered, his units are always in formation, and cries if his mineral patches are lopsided. If he starts commenting on how your base layout and units should be arranged, change his personality profile to The Obsessive Compulsive. Also see The Perfectionist.
The Perfectionist
This guy wants units/buildings to be in perfect condition. Usually a Terran player by nature, he will not tolerate imperfections, repairs everything if he can, and researches restoration immediately. Those wireframes are meant to be GREEN dang it! If for some strange reason he is unable to get something back into mint condition his universe will shatter. Also known as The Hypochondriac.
Mr. DMZ
“OMG get out of my base!” Whether it’s your opening scout or an attack, this guy wants you out of there. His territory is for his units only. You don’t belong there. Didn’t you read the sign?
Those are just a few of me
Report, edit, etc...Posted by brutetal on 2005-07-25 at 04:08:11
Good little info thingy their kinda funny.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2005-07-25 at 06:13:31
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Any resemblance to real B.net participants is NOT coincidental
Har har.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lithium on 2005-07-25 at 06:52:23
The Loiterer.
Thats me.
I stand afk in channel for 8 hours
iam not anything else.
maybe they'll add more
lol
Thats me.
I stand afk in channel for 8 hours
iam not anything else.
maybe they'll add more
lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-07-25 at 10:35:02
I'm a lot of those things.
Now, i'm a changed man
Now, i'm a changed man
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Touch_Pad_Master on 2005-07-25 at 10:58:10
Ya some thing were good but the site was boring, unless this guy had a degree in therapy. I didn't read it all. But some things did make sense, were the one that you play SC just with your friends and to have fun. I BS with my friends, but i couldn't find that one.
My friend is a Perfectionist, with zerg, he builds one thing out of place and wait for it to finish and then kills it. And wait forever to stack up minarls so he can build an army with one stroke on his keyboard. <--- His lazy
My friend is a Perfectionist, with zerg, he builds one thing out of place and wait for it to finish and then kills it. And wait forever to stack up minarls so he can build an army with one stroke on his keyboard. <--- His lazy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Felagund on 2005-07-25 at 11:09:07
Omg, I found the definition just for ihatett!
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The Self-Proclaimed Gosu
Not many people on Battle.net have heard of the great professional Starcraft players such as Boxer, Nada, Garimto, and Yellow. However some of the people that have believe they know more about the game than anyone. By citing pro build orders, techniques, strategies, and "-isms", they rank themselves far above the rest of the "Bnet ilk." They will attempt tricks like the Anyppi or Bamboo Terran, but with little-to-no finesse. These players are stunned and frustrated when they lose a game after they've executed a supposedly "master-level" strategy.
Not many people on Battle.net have heard of the great professional Starcraft players such as Boxer, Nada, Garimto, and Yellow. However some of the people that have believe they know more about the game than anyone. By citing pro build orders, techniques, strategies, and "-isms", they rank themselves far above the rest of the "Bnet ilk." They will attempt tricks like the Anyppi or Bamboo Terran, but with little-to-no finesse. These players are stunned and frustrated when they lose a game after they've executed a supposedly "master-level" strategy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-07-25 at 11:56:29
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The Talent Scout
Usually the leader of a new clan, he's out to recruit the best that B.net has to offer (poor guy). In order to become part of a privileged elite that are able to join his select clan you have to beat him in a match. Little does he realize that his intentions are to become a leader of a clan where he has the least amount of skill.
The Terminal Patient
This guy hasn't much time left, thus he's very impatient. Everything must begin immediately after he arrives or you're just wasting his last precious seconds on Earth. His two favorite letters to type are "G" and "O" in no particular order, combination, or length.
The One Map Wonder
Will only compete on one map for online play. Other maps are different and strange, they’re easy to get lost in or perhaps the critters look too scary. He is so at home with his favorite map that he can draw it out freehand and sends fan mail to the map creator. This guy believes that if he plays on any other map he’ll lose because he’d be at a disadvantage. At the rate he’s going, he’s probably right.
The Amnesia Case
“To all: Who is my ally?” “To all: AC on” This fellow doesn’t remember who he should be fighting or who he should be talking to. Maybe it’s better to be safe and just tell his strategy to everyone. That way he’s guaranteed to reach the right person… eventually.
Hide-and-Seek Master
He knows he’s lost, but he’s going to make your victory as drawn out and boring as possible. He’ll run around the map with peons and build structures in obscure places as you try to hunt down the little so and so.
The Miser
“A mineral saved is a mineral earned,” my grandpappy used to say. This guy is an utter cheapskate. He won’t spend any of his hard earned resources. Little does he realize that you can’t take it with you to your next game when your opponent beats you with superior spending.
The Race Illusionist
The hand is quicker than the eye! This class of B.netter changes his race when the game countdown gets as close to zero as possible, hoping that you weren't paying attention. He's hoping to get all the benefits of Random (where you don't know his race) without the consequences of playing a race he doesn't know.
Usually the leader of a new clan, he's out to recruit the best that B.net has to offer (poor guy). In order to become part of a privileged elite that are able to join his select clan you have to beat him in a match. Little does he realize that his intentions are to become a leader of a clan where he has the least amount of skill.
The Terminal Patient
This guy hasn't much time left, thus he's very impatient. Everything must begin immediately after he arrives or you're just wasting his last precious seconds on Earth. His two favorite letters to type are "G" and "O" in no particular order, combination, or length.
The One Map Wonder
Will only compete on one map for online play. Other maps are different and strange, they’re easy to get lost in or perhaps the critters look too scary. He is so at home with his favorite map that he can draw it out freehand and sends fan mail to the map creator. This guy believes that if he plays on any other map he’ll lose because he’d be at a disadvantage. At the rate he’s going, he’s probably right.
The Amnesia Case
“To all: Who is my ally?” “To all: AC on” This fellow doesn’t remember who he should be fighting or who he should be talking to. Maybe it’s better to be safe and just tell his strategy to everyone. That way he’s guaranteed to reach the right person… eventually.
Hide-and-Seek Master
He knows he’s lost, but he’s going to make your victory as drawn out and boring as possible. He’ll run around the map with peons and build structures in obscure places as you try to hunt down the little so and so.
The Miser
“A mineral saved is a mineral earned,” my grandpappy used to say. This guy is an utter cheapskate. He won’t spend any of his hard earned resources. Little does he realize that you can’t take it with you to your next game when your opponent beats you with superior spending.
The Race Illusionist
The hand is quicker than the eye! This class of B.netter changes his race when the game countdown gets as close to zero as possible, hoping that you weren't paying attention. He's hoping to get all the benefits of Random (where you don't know his race) without the consequences of playing a race he doesn't know.
Roflcopter!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-07-25 at 12:02:36
I might be a "gg loser"... I say gg if I win or lose...
I didn't know that was wrong... IM SO EMBARASSED NOW!!!1
I didn't know that was wrong... IM SO EMBARASSED NOW!!!1
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-07-25 at 13:14:23
OMG OMG OMG! How did you do that Gradius? (by the way, that game is totally awesome!)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2005-07-25 at 13:18:56
QUOTE(Kellimus @ Jul 25 2005, 05:14 PM)
OMG OMG OMG! How did you do that Gradius? (by the way, that game is totally awesome!)
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I'll read that list tonight.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-07-25 at 13:23:32
its ok to say "gg" but not "GG YOU SUCK ROFL"
Saying "gg" doesn't mean anything bad, you read it wrong.
Saying "gg" doesn't mean anything bad, you read it wrong.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FireStorm on 2005-07-25 at 13:32:13
lol that was alot of groups of people im probably half of those 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-07-25 at 13:36:17
QUOTE(IceWarrior98 @ Jul 25 2005, 02:54 AM)
The Neat Freak
Plays StarCraft like it’s a game of Tetris. His base layout is never cluttered, his units are always in formation, and cries if his mineral patches are lopsided. If he starts commenting on how your base layout and units should be arranged, change his personality profile to The Obsessive Compulsive. Also see The Perfectionist.
The Perfectionist
This guy wants units/buildings to be in perfect condition. Usually a Terran player by nature, he will not tolerate imperfections, repairs everything if he can, and researches restoration immediately. Those wireframes are meant to be GREEN dang it! If for some strange reason he is unable to get something back into mint condition his universe will shatter. Also known as The Hypochondriac.
Mr. DMZ
“OMG get out of my base!” Whether it’s your opening scout or an attack, this guy wants you out of there. His territory is for his units only. You don’t belong there. Didn’t you read the sign?
Those are just a few of me
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Plays StarCraft like it’s a game of Tetris. His base layout is never cluttered, his units are always in formation, and cries if his mineral patches are lopsided. If he starts commenting on how your base layout and units should be arranged, change his personality profile to The Obsessive Compulsive. Also see The Perfectionist.
The Perfectionist
This guy wants units/buildings to be in perfect condition. Usually a Terran player by nature, he will not tolerate imperfections, repairs everything if he can, and researches restoration immediately. Those wireframes are meant to be GREEN dang it! If for some strange reason he is unable to get something back into mint condition his universe will shatter. Also known as The Hypochondriac.
Mr. DMZ
“OMG get out of my base!” Whether it’s your opening scout or an attack, this guy wants you out of there. His territory is for his units only. You don’t belong there. Didn’t you read the sign?
Those are just a few of me
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Hah, Moneymapper!
QUOTE
I might be a "gg loser"... I say gg if I win or lose...
I didn't know that was wrong... IM SO EMBARASSED NOW!!!1
I didn't know that was wrong... IM SO EMBARASSED NOW!!!1
I think he was saying when the opponent is obviously winning the game, sometimes he'll be a wonderful friend and say "gg", or when he's killing an expo or something like that referring that the game is over when it might not be.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-07-25 at 14:16:55
Wow, this is so true, I've met every single one of these fools. This is so true!
I might be a Mr. I Can Deal With Adversity(Ocassionally, and usually on certain UMS maps) and The Loiterer (I only play with friends or on map night, other than that, im randomly chatting)
I might be a Mr. I Can Deal With Adversity(Ocassionally, and usually on certain UMS maps) and The Loiterer (I only play with friends or on map night, other than that, im randomly chatting)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-07-25 at 14:21:24
I think the only possible category for me would be "The Double Agent", but that's not all the time.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-07-25 at 15:50:34
That was nice, I think i've read it a while ago or something similar to what was on the website. I'm going to read them all now since I have nothing to do.
Well time for the edit after I read it all.
Well time for the edit after I read it all.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lisk on 2005-07-25 at 15:52:21
awesome
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CaReBeaR on 2005-07-25 at 17:30:42
I started reading it but then got bored... Whats the point of reading that, every1 here should no that b.net is full of retards saying stupid :poo:....