Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-07-30 at 23:52:46
http://auritribe.net/cnn/
Wow, just wow. Priceless, especially some of the quotes in there.
On a unrelated note, how does this even have to do with Final Fantasy VII?
Maybe it's the fact that he doesn't possess firepowers nessecary to blow up such a thing. He wouldn't mind blowing up castles though.
OMG!!! CHILDREN CAN USE MAGIC AND SUMMON DEMONS! THAT AUTOMATICALLY MEANS THAT ARE AFFILATED WITH SATAN. Get real. -_-
Oh no, large breasts ruin the future.
This is just plain stupid.
Wow, just wow. Priceless, especially some of the quotes in there.
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Upon confiscation of the equipment, we found a large collection of child pornography on the culprits hard drive." said the FBI spokesperson.
On a unrelated note, how does this even have to do with Final Fantasy VII?
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President Bush has already indicated he's opposed to Square-Enix role playing games. "Mario doesn't blow up power plants" Bush said on thursday. Mario was unavailible for comment.
Maybe it's the fact that he doesn't possess firepowers nessecary to blow up such a thing. He wouldn't mind blowing up castles though.
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"These 'role playing games' are teaching our children to use magic and summon demons, they're destroying our childrens future and making them worship satan. We can't allow this to continue."
OMG!!! CHILDREN CAN USE MAGIC AND SUMMON DEMONS! THAT AUTOMATICALLY MEANS THAT ARE AFFILATED WITH SATAN. Get real. -_-
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First Grand Theft Auto, and now this. I'm starting to think we should just ban all video games. Final Fantasy VII is an awful game, and should have never been created in the first place. I mean, look at the size of Tifa's breasts! They're destroying our childrens future. The problem of explicit video games is spiraling out of control." Clinton wrote in a letter to the head of the Federal Trade Commission. Tifa's breasts were unavailible for comment.
Oh no, large breasts ruin the future.
This is just plain stupid.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by 007Torrasque on 2005-07-30 at 23:55:34
Wow, Bush goes on another Gay Power Trip. what a Surprise.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Loser_Musician on 2005-07-30 at 23:57:46
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You got to love religious conservatives, and politicians trying to act like they have a high standard on morals.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You got to love religious conservatives, and politicians trying to act like they have a high standard on morals.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by 007Torrasque on 2005-07-30 at 23:58:59
Man that was funny, since when does child Pornography affect Final Fantasy Seven =/
*COUGHPOORLOGICCOUGH*
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Wow, they really ARE going to recall the game, i really feel sorry for bush, probably 80% (at least) of the population hates him now.
*COUGHPOORLOGICCOUGH*
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Wow, they really ARE going to recall the game, i really feel sorry for bush, probably 80% (at least) of the population hates him now.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-07-31 at 00:34:19
QUOTE(CNN)
President Bush has already indicated he's opposed to Square-Enix role playing games. "Mario doesn't blow up power plants" Bush said on thursday. Mario was unavailible for comment.
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Parenting groups are also up in arms against the game. "These 'role playing games' are teaching our children to use magic and summon demons, they're destroying our childrens future and making them worship satan. We can't allow this to continue." Various forms of Magic have been a staple of every game in the Final Fantasy series dating back to Final Fantasy released in 1990 for the Nintendo Entertainment System. "It's almost as bad as Harry Potter!" A parent who wishes to remain anonymous said
Uh... I worship Satan?
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Sen. Hillary Clinton also is highly opposed to the game.
Someone needs to kick that stupid
in the twat!QUOTE(CNN)
"First Grand Theft Auto, and now this. I'm starting to think we should just ban all video games. Final Fantasy VII is an awful game, and should have never been created in the first place. I mean, look at the size of Tifa's breasts! They're destroying our childrens future. The problem of explicit video games is spiraling out of control." Clinton wrote in a letter to the head of the Federal Trade Commission. Tifa's breasts were unavailible for comment.
Uh....... Hillary is one dumb
. Seriously. What is wrong with Final Fantasy 7? It doesn't "ruin" childrens lives. Oh wow! Their going to learn how to cast magic and "summon demons" with the push of a few buttons! OMFG!Seriously. Our country is on a downward spiral to hell because of :censored:ing morons.
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QUOTE(007Torrasque @ Jul 30 2005, 08:58 PM)
Man that was funny, since when does child Pornography affect Final Fantasy Seven =/
*COUGHPOORLOGICCOUGH*
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Wow, they really ARE going to recall the game, i really feel sorry for bush, probably 80% (at least) of the population hates him now.
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*COUGHPOORLOGICCOUGH*
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Wow, they really ARE going to recall the game, i really feel sorry for bush, probably 80% (at least) of the population hates him now.
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They did? OMFG! That's pathetic!
QUOTE(CNN)
Copyright 2005 Auritribe. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. Kill your parents
Hmm.... That's some funny stuff at the bottom of the article
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-07-31 at 00:35:55
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only thing funnier than that article is how gullible all you idiots are. Alpha, I certainly didn't expect this from you, you're better than to fall for something like this, you all are, check out the copyright at the bottom, look at the last three words. Also click on the CNN logo on the top left, it bring's up Auritribe's website, unlike all the other CNN links lead back to CNN's homepage.
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only thing funnier than that article is how gullible all you idiots are. Alpha, I certainly didn't expect this from you, you're better than to fall for something like this, you all are, check out the copyright at the bottom, look at the last three words. Also click on the CNN logo on the top left, it bring's up Auritribe's website, unlike all the other CNN links lead back to CNN's homepage.
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Copyright 2005 Auritribe. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. Kill your parents
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-07-31 at 00:40:23
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-07-31 at 00:48:41
Dude, that game deserves to be banned, "It's almost as bad as Harry Potter!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-07-31 at 00:52:38
I doubt that report is real I have seen some many other things like that you just know its fake after awhile, and don't give me that crap that it's with CNN (though someone will anyways).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IceWarrior98 on 2005-07-31 at 00:55:39
OMFG! Is no way thats true! They want to ban ALL video games!? Man i'll the be the first kid on strike walkin whereever i got to with a sign recruiting other gamers out there, this is just rediculous. Who cares about the size of breasts 
and magic and summoning demons hasnt worked supposibly since long before our modern world. If people worship the devil thats their choice to go to hell, they just dont realize they wont get any special treatments for worshipin the guy... But still banning FFXII is one thing, but ALL games is another I WILL NOT STAND BY AND WATCH ANYONE FALL VICTIM TO SUCH...i dunno the word, but if Canada is the only place allowed to play Video Games i'll still protest, thats right even for America. No kid should grow up without imagination which is what these games provide! Thank you for your time...This was a word from IceWarrior98, now its your move Bush the Bully!
and magic and summoning demons hasnt worked supposibly since long before our modern world. If people worship the devil thats their choice to go to hell, they just dont realize they wont get any special treatments for worshipin the guy... But still banning FFXII is one thing, but ALL games is another I WILL NOT STAND BY AND WATCH ANYONE FALL VICTIM TO SUCH...i dunno the word, but if Canada is the only place allowed to play Video Games i'll still protest, thats right even for America. No kid should grow up without imagination which is what these games provide! Thank you for your time...This was a word from IceWarrior98, now its your move Bush the Bully!Report, edit, etc...Posted by pimpinelephant on 2005-07-31 at 00:56:33
what the hell is this??? auritribe = gay monkey computer nerds...
i happen to like ff7 and Tifa's breasts thank u very much...
i happen to like ff7 and Tifa's breasts thank u very much...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-07-31 at 00:57:54
Its a joke, people.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-07-31 at 00:58:31
no it can't be, look, it says CNN.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IceWarrior98 on 2005-07-31 at 00:58:55
A joke!? Man it better be a joke! I'd Assassinate Bush if he did such a thing!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-07-31 at 01:01:03
Just go to the homepage.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IceWarrior98 on 2005-07-31 at 01:01:53
Homepage? lol just type in www.cnn.com a go to Technology, its a fake for sure...THANK GOD!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pimpinelephant on 2005-07-31 at 01:06:48
i knew it was a joke when you clicked on the cnn logo, it took u to the auritrobe homepage and when it said kill your parents in the copyright. thats why i said
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what the hell is this??? auritribe = gay monkey computer nerds...
i happen to like ff7 and Tifa's breasts thank u very much...
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Loser_Musician on 2005-07-31 at 01:26:13
QUOTE(wesmic da pimp @ Jul 30 2005, 11:35 PM)
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only thing funnier than that article is how gullible all you idiots are. Alpha, I certainly didn't expect this from you, you're better than to fall for something like this, you all are, check out the copyright at the bottom, look at the last three words. Also click on the CNN logo on the top left, it bring's up Auritribe's website, unlike all the other CNN links lead back to CNN's homepage.
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only thing funnier than that article is how gullible all you idiots are. Alpha, I certainly didn't expect this from you, you're better than to fall for something like this, you all are, check out the copyright at the bottom, look at the last three words. Also click on the CNN logo on the top left, it bring's up Auritribe's website, unlike all the other CNN links lead back to CNN's homepage.
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I wouldn't be surprised too much if this was real. I mean, if they're :censored:ing about san andreas and harry potter, It would make perfect sense for them to hate FF7. They're idiots. And the politicians are only out to get their votes. On the san andreas issue, hillary clinton is a douchebag
, complaining about san andreas. You KNOW she doesn't really give a :poo:. She's too smart for that. But she is smart enough to try to show the american people that she knows about "morals" and "ethics", so she can get some votes. I think she's trying a little too hard if you ask me. Infact, I think all politicians are guilty of this. But this one is just so damn obvious.Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-07-31 at 01:46:37
You forgot to say she's a female, that will get her some votes. No matter how you look at it, some people will vote for her just because she's a woman.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-07-31 at 01:51:41
Lol I did an image search on "final fantasy VII tifa" on google and found some "interesting" results...
But yea banning FF7 is just dumb, even if I've never played an FF game.
But yea banning FF7 is just dumb, even if I've never played an FF game.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-07-31 at 01:54:33
I've never played FF either, sorry, but anime is for little kids, take pokemon for example.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Loser_Musician on 2005-07-31 at 01:56:00
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You forgot to say she's a female, that will get her some votes. No matter how you look at it, some people will vote for her just because she's a woman.
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Ya, that is true, but that will happen no matter what, cause she's the 1st woman. I personally think her woman thing will backfire on her if the repubs point this out enough. It's a simple concept that makes you think that you're making a wise decision based 50%+ on it, and they'll take full advantage of it. Hell, I don't blame them at all. I would do the exact same thing if I was them.
I'm done talking about her on this thread. I'll talk about her more if a new thread is made about it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-07-31 at 02:09:07
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I've never played FF either, sorry, but anime is for little kids, take pokemon for example.
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Ha!
That is so funny that you said that Wes!
Hmm.... I don't think that Samuri X is for children... Same with Samuri Champloo, Love Hina, the Tenchi series, Spawn, and many, many more.
Sure there are Anime's made for children. But please, don't say ALL anime is for children.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-07-31 at 02:09:41
SWEET. I have it for PC, I beat the PSone like 5 times, pc ver like 3 times.. I installed it again just 3 days ago.. and this happens?
ROFL @ Hilary Clintons comment about tifas breasts LOL!
Very wierd too.. I am playing throughout it now..
Anybody want a copy for 500$? gogo
EDIT: Shat, It was fake
ROFL @ Hilary Clintons comment about tifas breasts LOL!
Very wierd too.. I am playing throughout it now..
Anybody want a copy for 500$? gogo
EDIT: Shat, It was fake
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-07-31 at 02:27:58
first one to post that said it was fake, sweet 
,or at least doubt it if you want to get technical 
P.S. Wesmic I think if a lot of the Animes that I've seen were replaced with real people I think you would like them; a lot of people think of ALL cartoons as childish so they don't take them serioulsy
,or at least doubt it if you want to get technical P.S. Wesmic I think if a lot of the Animes that I've seen were replaced with real people I think you would like them; a lot of people think of ALL cartoons as childish so they don't take them serioulsy