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How do you suppose I would integrate the Tutorials database by adapting a forty five percent adaption parameter for it?

Yoshi, yoshi, yoshi, you are among friends here. There is no need to use your big words to try and impress us.
oh yeah, and check your past and present tences used.

lol, no worries I was only kidding. Theres no such thing as I said up there. No worries

good, because I really had no clue about wth you were talking about...lol

Ah, let's add a few topics that are quite common.

- There's this girl I have a crush on and I don't know what to say to her
- On my map, there's this random bug that I can't get rid of. Help!
- There's this person offering advice at a help center, but I don't know what to ask. Suggestions?
- Waiting for Yoshi's map is taking forever, what should I do?
- I say meh. MEH!

That is all. Let's add some more for FireKame to answer.

Say that you have a crush on her



Get bug repellant and hope it goes away



Ask how you can make the word a better place - as impossible as that is



Wear a diper and tell DK to hurry up



Meh

y thank you yoshi for taken over my advice center

therefore, I ditto everything he said.

Well.
- What do I do if someone annoys the hell outta me. Should I beat the sh*t out of them? Should I interrogate them? Should I haunt their ass?

Edit: Yes everything is negative. But who gives a rat's ass? He's imtimadating. his **** isn't that long to pull his pants down. He acts like he's from da hood. There's no hood here. Yes i'm disgusted at him too .

I can't do that!

Wait, forget I said anything! FORGET!



Um, wait a second...I think this stuff attracts them. Crap



The word? What word?



What's a diper? It is the thing you dip into soup and water?

actually, be nice to them, and then at the most opportune moment stick a knife in their back.

I mean love everyone

What if I'm not sure I love a girl but I told her I did cuz she forced me too, and so did she admitted she might have a crush on me, but she's always around other guys that are trying to seduce her and now I really don't know how to react and she's not talking to me anymore and nor am I talking to her and... and...

Requesting Kame's services!

....Well...That was a yawning explaination.

Edit: Well sp. Maybe she'll realize you're better at sex then those low life that're trying to steal her. Just trying to help.

-I'm not the very shortest person at school. Should I murder all those shorter than me?
-Someone at school owes me a dollar, andhe agreed that if he didn't pay me back today I get to kick his ass. But id we agreed on adding 40 cents one day, then 39 the next, then 38, until the last day of school, upon which if I have not been paid in full I get the beat the living out of him. Not the dead , the living. Should I kick his ass anyway?
-Everyone at school has that whole "Weird is stupid/gay/annoying/ignorant/insert-some-other-insult-here... why?!
-My character on D2LoD isn't leveling up very fast. Should I use an interdimensional portal to enter the realm of the digitallly aware, run upto my assassin, reach into her programming, randomly jiggle my hand around, and hope that it suddenly gives her level 9, no skill points or stat points used, and the best possible Assassin equip?

I ahve a huge problem,
I am always bored, whatever i do its boring.. nothing entertains me anymore and that sucks..

Should I return my PS2 hard drive? I regret spending $100 on it, and I doubt it will get much support for any companies other than Sony.

If you don't believe people will help with that. Well i'd say return it unless you have a good reason to keep it.

How can I take over the world with minimal Chaos Army losses?

Recruit evil side kicks to do assasinations and more

Where's Kame? We espect girl's oppinions around here!

And after a long delay, I am here. and here is what I think.



well, why did she force you to say that you loved her first of all. Is that the type of person you want to be around?

As for the seducing...is she seducing, or flirting? Not to justify it, I hate both, but there is a difference. Flirting is second nature to most girls.

Were you friends before this incident? I'd confront her about it. That might be the best thing to do.


uh...no. Why do you want to be short, again?



dude, it's a dollar. If I had a dollar for every dollar I ever lent out, I'd be rich. I'd forget about it. No use getting worked up over a dollar.



because they are jealous of our coolness!


I don't know...sorry


I'd do something that involves interaction with other people. If not sports, then there is always theater work (techie stuff can be tough sometimes, but it's so cool when the curtain goes up and you say, "oh yeah. That was all me, baby.") or you could join newspaper or yearbook or something...inside jokes are what make life enjoyable ^_^


well, if you want your money back and don't use it much, I'd take it back...

kick ### allies who will do the dirty work for you.

and remember kids, until next time, the answer is always kiwis.

Aster I'll be you kick *ss ally!

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-I'm not the very shortest person at school. Should I murder all those shorter than me?

uh...no. Why do you want to be short, again?

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-Someone at school owes me a dollar, and he agreed that if he didn't pay me back today I get to kick his ass. But id we agreed on adding 40 cents one day, then 39 the next, then 38, until the last day of school, upon which if I have not been paid in full I get the beat the living out of him. Not the dead , the living. Should I kick his ass anyway?


dude, it's a dollar. If I had a dollar for every dollar I ever lent out, I'd be rich. I'd forget about it. No use getting worked up over a dollar."
Why I want to be short is that I hink being short is cooler than being tall. Just as a shortsword is cooler than a big-effing-ass-200-foot-long-10-feet-wide-sword...

As for beating the dead out of him despite him paying and it only being a dollar, he's annoying. And every dollar is precious to me, because I don't get any allowance, my mom's unemployed, and my brother's still in his last year of high school...

OK Phantasy you be my ally

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