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Staredit Network -> Miscellaneous -> if ww2 was played in starcraft
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2005-08-25 at 23:19:19
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all ***s
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o ****!
*paTTon has left the game.*
*poland has joined the game*
poland:HAY GUYS HOWZ IT GOIUNG DUDZ?
*poland has been eliminated*
poland:F***!!!11
poland:F*** U F***ING SPAWN CAMPERS!!!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-08-25 at 23:30:06
'Kay.



Not funny.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-08-26 at 00:49:36
very creative happy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vibrator on 2005-08-26 at 00:57:56
Uhh, next time put in a lil before the war.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SuperToast on 2005-08-26 at 01:06:48
Japan surrendered not directly after the atomic bombs. The first bomb was partially written off as just a freak of nature. The second one was more or less realized as some sort of weapon. Japan was still willing to fight though after the second nuke up to the point of forcing the american's to invade the Japanese mainland. Once the russian's started mobilizing their forces in the pacific field, the Japanese then surrended fearing that an invasion from the Russian's would involve the massacre of the Japanese people, but an invasion by the American's alone would have resulted in significantly fewer Japanese casualties.
In conclusion, nukes + Russia = Japanese surrender.

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by l)ark_13 on 2005-08-26 at 01:20:48
Lol. very funny. stupid, but funny tongue.gif
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Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever

Funniest part man. that kills clapping.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-08-26 at 02:24:16
Please don't tell me you wrote this, Zombie. sad.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2005-08-26 at 02:34:47
nope didnt.

ADDITION:
QUOTE(MrrLL @ Aug 25 2005, 08:30 PM)
'Kay.
Not funny.
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then dont post

QUOTE(Temp @ Aug 25 2005, 09:57 PM)
Uhh, next time put in a lil before the war.
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not my story. still why would any one wanna put anything b4 the war?

QUOTE(SuperToast @ Aug 25 2005, 10:06 PM)
Japan surrendered not directly after the atomic bombs. The first bomb was partially written off as just a freak of nature. The second one was more or less realized as some sort of weapon. Japan was still willing to fight though after the second nuke up to the point of forcing the american's to invade the Japanese mainland. Once the russian's started mobilizing their forces in the pacific field, the Japanese then surrended fearing that an invasion from the Russian's would involve the massacre of the Japanese people, but an invasion by the American's alone would have resulted in significantly fewer Japanese casualties.
In conclusion, nukes + Russia = Japanese surrender.

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its not a censored.gif history lesson.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IDontChat on 2005-08-26 at 03:35:25
Oook, I'll start laughing myself to death now.

Seriousness aside, that'd make an awesomely funny game.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-26 at 07:14:38
[center]Someone make a movie map of that... Something like 'Battle.net Experience'[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-08-26 at 08:35:30
I found that pretty funny.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by noisuk on 2005-08-26 at 08:38:07
If you included all the details that'd be one hell of a map!

But ya this should be made into a map, not full-on details. It would be funny smile.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-08-26 at 10:05:44
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Then don't post


Everything doesn't go your way. Not everyone will love it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2005-08-26 at 16:18:44
lmao. listen kid grow up. i never tried making things going my way. stop spamming
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-08-26 at 16:35:12
mmm
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zycorax on 2005-08-26 at 16:38:56
rofl, read this the first time on a WoW forum happy.gif
The idiots didnt understand by themselves that it was Starcraft though...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-08-26 at 17:20:56
IF IT WAS AN RTS.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-08-26 at 18:06:48
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IF IT WAS AN RTS.
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no "a" RTS
Report, edit, etc...Posted by glytchur on 2005-08-26 at 18:13:15
lol, kinda funny... i like when hitler killed hiself...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kashmir on 2005-08-26 at 20:51:32
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mao. listen kid grow up. i never tried making things going my way. stop spamming
dude shut up, ten bucks says you were born in 1990 so don't call ANYONE a kid. Alright kid?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2005-08-27 at 01:38:36
i can call any one i want kid. Sorry kid i wasnt born 1990 you owe me e-10$
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2005-08-27 at 20:41:38
QUOTE(SuperToast @ Aug 26 2005, 12:06 AM)
user posted image
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I hate to post unconstructive comments, well... not really, but that was classic.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kashmir on 2005-08-27 at 21:30:47
sure you weren't..... you sure as hell act like you were. Listen kid, don't call anyone a kid until you've gone through puberty. gg PwNeD
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