Report, edit, etc...Posted by .Coko[CK] on 2004-04-28 at 14:38:55
Welcome to the weekly discussion topic.
Who Would You... Most Like To...
K I L L
Rules and Regulations:
+ Although this is an open discussion, please keep to the theme at hand, and do not take the conversation into a different discussion and view point, this will likely end up in the removal of the post in hand, or in extreme cases the removal of the person in hand from the discussion.
+ With each week the previous discussion will be left open, but any new posts will not be added to the possibility of receiving prizes for their work, so if you try to post after the final posting date, do not expect a prize.
+ The judging of this is done by Coko, and no one else will have influence. This is subject to change if Coko isn't present during the week, from either the beginning or end date. In this case, a member of staff may be asked to step in, or a trusted member of the community forums.
+ The prize money is subject to change, but will never go below 50 "minerals" or "points", this is a promise, and it will either be payed out by myself, or another judge if that be the case, or with a "bot" created for these.
+ The winner of each weeks discussion should expect their payment within the same day, and a private message.
+ The posts mustn't include the idea of killing another member of this forum, or respected members of the community, this is on a biased basis, according to what the judge feels is acceptable. This isn't subject to change, no list will be present showing a full listing of the respected members, so I wouldn't advise the mention of well-known members of the community.
+ Posts that do NOT make sense, will not be included, I am English, and am studing it, though I am not the greatest, I still want English posts only, and others must be translated previous to posting it.
+ No posts the are considered rascist shall be accepted, and will be seen as a break of the rules of this website, please refrain from this, or at least specify an individual, not a relgion, ethnic background or stereotype ethnic group. You will be warned before hand, second time will see you removed from this discussion and the next two discussions of this nature.
Advice:
+ Try and choose a well-known figure, and really give a good reason for hating them, though its not the length that counts, its whats included that does.
+ I do like humour, so that could be a reason for hating them, something funny that annoys you a lot.
+ It can be more than one person, but please try and explain why it is.
+ Although you can mention how you will kill them, please note that it CAN'T be too
graphic, so keep the blood down to a minimal.
+ Remember that you can post more than one kill target, and can go over in the posts the ways you will kill them.
Thank you for joining in, in any of these weekly discussion.
Although the rules above shouldn't change too much, they might, so they will always be included in the topic post for each week, please take note of anythink obviously different!
Enjoy, and good luck writing all your master pieces, the prize money may be risen, which will help those poorer people.
- Coko (Judge)
4 - Days Remaining Till Results!
Who Would You... Most Like To...
K I L L
CODE
Rules and Regulations:
+ Although this is an open discussion, please keep to the theme at hand, and do not take the conversation into a different discussion and view point, this will likely end up in the removal of the post in hand, or in extreme cases the removal of the person in hand from the discussion.
+ With each week the previous discussion will be left open, but any new posts will not be added to the possibility of receiving prizes for their work, so if you try to post after the final posting date, do not expect a prize.
+ The judging of this is done by Coko, and no one else will have influence. This is subject to change if Coko isn't present during the week, from either the beginning or end date. In this case, a member of staff may be asked to step in, or a trusted member of the community forums.
+ The prize money is subject to change, but will never go below 50 "minerals" or "points", this is a promise, and it will either be payed out by myself, or another judge if that be the case, or with a "bot" created for these.
+ The winner of each weeks discussion should expect their payment within the same day, and a private message.
+ The posts mustn't include the idea of killing another member of this forum, or respected members of the community, this is on a biased basis, according to what the judge feels is acceptable. This isn't subject to change, no list will be present showing a full listing of the respected members, so I wouldn't advise the mention of well-known members of the community.
+ Posts that do NOT make sense, will not be included, I am English, and am studing it, though I am not the greatest, I still want English posts only, and others must be translated previous to posting it.
+ No posts the are considered rascist shall be accepted, and will be seen as a break of the rules of this website, please refrain from this, or at least specify an individual, not a relgion, ethnic background or stereotype ethnic group. You will be warned before hand, second time will see you removed from this discussion and the next two discussions of this nature.
CODE
Advice:
+ Try and choose a well-known figure, and really give a good reason for hating them, though its not the length that counts, its whats included that does.
+ I do like humour, so that could be a reason for hating them, something funny that annoys you a lot.
+ It can be more than one person, but please try and explain why it is.
+ Although you can mention how you will kill them, please note that it CAN'T be too
graphic, so keep the blood down to a minimal.
+ Remember that you can post more than one kill target, and can go over in the posts the ways you will kill them.
Thank you for joining in, in any of these weekly discussion.
Although the rules above shouldn't change too much, they might, so they will always be included in the topic post for each week, please take note of anythink obviously different!
Enjoy, and good luck writing all your master pieces, the prize money may be risen, which will help those poorer people.
- Coko (Judge)
QUOTE(Current Positions)
Top 3:
1. Dark Templar
2. Pinecone
3. dashrike
1. Dark Templar
2. Pinecone
3. dashrike
4 - Days Remaining Till Results!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2004-04-28 at 15:28:40
I want to kill Bill Gates.
Because he screwed up the PC world with blue screens, errors, and losing important data. Some simple errors could be fixed, but he doesn't have to since he buys out all the compitition. Thus, he majorly overprices his stuff.
Because he screwed up the PC world with blue screens, errors, and losing important data. Some simple errors could be fixed, but he doesn't have to since he buys out all the compitition. Thus, he majorly overprices his stuff.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Aster on 2004-04-28 at 15:29:20
Justin Timberlake, with an Uzi and/or chainsaw, because he's a whiny ####### who gets millions. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dark Templar on 2004-04-28 at 15:34:37
I would like to kill the people who work on radio stations. If you would ever listen to the radio for more than an hour, you will hear the same songs over and over again. Oh and the advertisements are just horrendous, every two songs you have to listen to some damn ads for 5 minutes, just waiting for the repeating music to come back on.
I would like to torture them by making them listen to their own radio station for days on end, with no food or water. But, I would give them access to many weapons for them to commit suicide/or kill eachother with.
I would like to torture them by making them listen to their own radio station for days on end, with no food or water. But, I would give them access to many weapons for them to commit suicide/or kill eachother with.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2004-04-28 at 15:36:53
Please do not include details of how you will kill them please.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dark Templar on 2004-04-28 at 15:39:47
Oh sorry, thought I was following rules:
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Feel free to add anything else as well, be original in how you kill them, or when, and maybe add some information on the weapons you will use and all!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2004-04-28 at 15:42:28
Its going to get grusome later I know it
I'm not saying this as a 'administration says so, you must!'. I'm just saying this before I stop reading this topic
I'm not saying this as a 'administration says so, you must!'. I'm just saying this before I stop reading this topic
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ent on 2004-04-28 at 15:45:33
id kill hugh heffner just because hes so damn lucky.. id kill him with an army of playmates 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .Coko[CK] on 2004-04-28 at 16:16:53
Well; good to see such activity after the creation of this topic. I knew this might be a problem for you Yoshi, since it was allowing people to really get graphic if they wanted, but I'll try and keep it under control, as best as I can.
Remember people, I like it when you give amazing reasons for the killing of someone, or some people, and a small description of how you might do it, though wait till Yoshi stops reading it, then that will add to your possible chances!
Alterations have been made to the first post, to make it look better, and to make everything completely clear! Also that will hold a possible ranking system for what was good, and maybe what was terrible, and if Yoshi gives me a hand, I'll put links to the posts of the effecting material.
So please look at it for possible chances, and to get a quick look at the funniest, best, most original and just scary posts!
Remember people, I like it when you give amazing reasons for the killing of someone, or some people, and a small description of how you might do it, though wait till Yoshi stops reading it, then that will add to your possible chances!
Alterations have been made to the first post, to make it look better, and to make everything completely clear! Also that will hold a possible ranking system for what was good, and maybe what was terrible, and if Yoshi gives me a hand, I'll put links to the posts of the effecting material.
So please look at it for possible chances, and to get a quick look at the funniest, best, most original and just scary posts!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by @:@ on 2004-04-28 at 17:46:50
I would kill myself for being sooo damn sexy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2004-04-28 at 20:53:24
Riiiiight, I would kill the people I hate .
With grueling disscusions of why I hate them, how I'm going to kill them and make them listen to Janet Jackson all day long! DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!
.With grueling disscusions of why I hate them, how I'm going to kill them and make them listen to Janet Jackson all day long! DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by -black-death- on 2004-04-29 at 00:05:50
I would HATE to kill anyone, but if I had to kill someone I'd kill Chingy.
That's assuming he doesn't annoy me to death first
...
Next in my list:
50 cent
Eminem
P.Diddy
As you can see - I just love corny rappers!
.
b.d
That's assuming he doesn't annoy me to death first
...Next in my list:
50 cent
Eminem
P.Diddy
As you can see - I just love corny rappers!
.b.d
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Nozomu on 2004-04-29 at 02:05:21
I'd kill every Mexican except Clokr_ and maybe his family. Lazy bastards. It's high time they got what's coming to 'em. My reasons? Mexicans expel so much methane gas from all of the spicy food that they eat that they have severely damaged the Ozone Layer. Which means I can get sunburned really easily.
Disclaimer: This is a joke. I'm not actually racist.
Disclaimer: This is a joke. I'm not actually racist.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ent on 2004-04-29 at 05:25:50
QUOTE(@:@ @ Apr 28 2004, 11:46 PM)
I would kill myself for being sooo damn sexy
.. you cant kill anyone frmo the forums, or else i would have kileld myself for being so damn annoying..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dark Templar on 2004-04-29 at 11:35:26
QUOTE(Nozomu @ Apr 29 2004, 12:05 AM)
I'd kill every Mexican except Clokr_ and maybe his family. Lazy bastards. It's high time they got what's coming to 'em. My reasons? Mexicans expel so much methane gas from all of the spicy food that they eat that they have severely damaged the Ozone Layer. Which means I can get sunburned really easily.
Disclaimer: This is a joke. I'm not actually racist.
Disclaimer: This is a joke. I'm not actually racist.
I'm not Mexican, but this comment really offends me, even if you are just kidding. Attacking ethnic groups I don't find the least funny.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .Coko[CK] on 2004-04-29 at 14:20:20
Greed, this post will be ignored, this rascist hating isn't allowed, though attacking certain individuals is allowed, this is going to far, even if a joke, because, there are more English doing this every night!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by @:@ on 2004-04-29 at 15:07:40
QUOTE(ent @ Apr 29 2004, 04:25 AM)
QUOTE(@:@ @ Apr 28 2004, 11:46 PM)
I would kill myself for being sooo damn sexy
.. you cant kill anyone frmo the forums, or else i would have kileld myself for being so damn annoying..
You see? Everyone copies me cuz im soo damn sexy. Soo much pressure to be the fashion leader of this community
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-04-29 at 16:03:11
There are a few people I would like to kill in this world, um... let start with the obvious:
1) MY STUPID MATH TEACHER!!!
2) STUPID LAB PARTNERS!!
3) MY CHINESE SCHOOL TEACHER
4) a stupid musician in my class (for a friend)
5) An annoying person
6) My sister
um... I think that's about it for now..... I will add more if I remember any...
1) MY STUPID MATH TEACHER!!!
2) STUPID LAB PARTNERS!!
3) MY CHINESE SCHOOL TEACHER
4) a stupid musician in my class (for a friend)
5) An annoying person
6) My sister
um... I think that's about it for now..... I will add more if I remember any...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dashrike on 2004-04-29 at 23:22:37
QUOTE(kiko @ Apr 29 2004, 03:03 PM)
STUPID LAB PARTNERS!!
I'd have to agree. I had a lab partner in chemistry who only would set things on fire during the labs. Then he'd copy my paper when I was done.
The sad thing is, he had a higher grade than me...
But I'd say the person I would kill would be this kid named Nick, who is mean just for the sake of being mean. He picks on the "geeks" etc (like me) and thinks he's cool because of it. I had to laugh when some of the "cool" kids told him to his face that they didn't respect him in the least.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2004-04-30 at 01:34:41
I'd kill...
Most of the people at the school I go to, as far as students go, bar only a few.
Why? I hate the immature freaks there. I'd kill them by making copies of them, that look, sound, and are basically and generally different physically, but the same mentally. that way they're tortured to death by their own stupid immaturity.
Most of the people at the school I go to, as far as students go, bar only a few.
Why? I hate the immature freaks there. I'd kill them by making copies of them, that look, sound, and are basically and generally different physically, but the same mentally. that way they're tortured to death by their own stupid immaturity.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-04-30 at 19:37:46
QUOTE(-black-death- @ Apr 28 2004, 11:05 PM)
I would HATE to kill anyone, but if I had to kill someone I'd kill Chingy.
That's assuming he doesn't annoy me to death first...
Next in my list:
50 cent
Eminem
P.Diddy
As you can see - I just love corny rappers! .
b.d
That's assuming he doesn't annoy me to death first
...Next in my list:
50 cent
Eminem
P.Diddy
As you can see - I just love corny rappers!
.b.d
if you killed eminem i whould half to kill you
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-04-30 at 19:55:53
well my "so-call" lab partner doesn't even talk to the other partners so therefore we have different concentrations that we could not compare
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pinecone on 2004-05-01 at 00:51:01
l'd like to kill Fred Derste
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .Coko[CK] on 2004-05-01 at 06:47:53
predieanalien; yeah, but watch the joke, that ones been ignored!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2004-05-01 at 16:51:53
I would probably kill 50 Cent for getting shot 9 times and not dying..It's like not cool. People are supposed to die when they have 9 bullets in them. I guess columbia has better technolegy then we do in hospitals
Pred- And I'd have to kill you for killing -black-death- and then, you'd haunt my ass. So fair enough, eh?
Pred- And I'd have to kill you for killing -black-death- and then, you'd haunt my ass. So fair enough, eh?