Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2005-09-10 at 02:09:51
Post ur sinister ways to torture here, 
You ask, Stfu, We know u know what i mean, anyway, if u already posted it in my tv channel topic, dont bother posting it here,
Heres 1:
Turn your speakers as loud as u can with loud music, wear ear plugs or whatever so you can hear, shove your victim next to the speaker and blast the music, this Should bust the eardrums of the victim
Beat that, I know all of u can. I really suck at it. XD ( No i am good )
You ask, Stfu, We know u know what i mean, anyway, if u already posted it in my tv channel topic, dont bother posting it here, Heres 1:
Turn your speakers as loud as u can with loud music, wear ear plugs or whatever so you can hear, shove your victim next to the speaker and blast the music, this Should bust the eardrums of the victim
Beat that, I know all of u can. I really suck at it. XD ( No i am good )
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-09-10 at 02:15:34
Sit next to someone on a bus or train (long ride) and imitate the person who tells the time when you call popcorn. Guaranteed to drive them insane.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-10 at 12:41:05
Letting toa5555 live.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-10 at 12:51:41
Two words. Egg. Song.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2005-09-10 at 12:58:55
Stick 1 needle in each palm and each Toe on their feet, then take off all their Fingernails and pour Cirtrus Acid ( Or Oj soda, If ur outta acid XD ) Where their fingernails were, watch them suffer.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2005-09-10 at 13:20:50
Toa, Toa, toa...
As far as i know, hardly anyone here can match me or farty1billion.
Prove me wrong people!
Things you can do with needles
Stick them in eyeballs.
Stick them in sensitive places, like armpits, etc.
Stick them through any non super-important body part (to let the person be alive)
Stick them under fingernails.
Things you can do with knives
Stick them in eyeballs.
Cut off fingers.
Then cut off hands.
Then cut off at elbow
Then at shoulder.
Same with legs and etc.
Things you can do in the rainforest
Tie them up and leave them in the center of an ant colony
Tie them up and leave them near a big man-eating insect.
Tie them up and leave them near Yoshi Da Sniper (that was a joke, dont take it personally, i cant get 2 serious. u can pretend i wrote warhammer instead
)
Tie them up and leave them near a monkey.
Classic: Tie them up like a mummy so they cant move, just breathe, put them right side up, and make drop after drop of water fall on top of their head.
Another Classic: Get lots of hooks stuck in their skin, and then watch them squirm.
I have a bit more, but none i can think of right now.
As far as i know, hardly anyone here can match me or farty1billion.
Prove me wrong people!
Things you can do with needles
Stick them in eyeballs.
Stick them in sensitive places, like armpits, etc.
Stick them through any non super-important body part (to let the person be alive)
Stick them under fingernails.
Things you can do with knives
Stick them in eyeballs.
Cut off fingers.
Then cut off hands.
Then cut off at elbow
Then at shoulder.
Same with legs and etc.
Things you can do in the rainforest
Tie them up and leave them in the center of an ant colony
Tie them up and leave them near a big man-eating insect.
Tie them up and leave them near Yoshi Da Sniper (that was a joke, dont take it personally, i cant get 2 serious. u can pretend i wrote warhammer instead
)Tie them up and leave them near a monkey.
Classic: Tie them up like a mummy so they cant move, just breathe, put them right side up, and make drop after drop of water fall on top of their head.
Another Classic: Get lots of hooks stuck in their skin, and then watch them squirm.
I have a bit more, but none i can think of right now.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2005-09-10 at 13:26:34
Eat them alive.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pie_Sniper on 2005-09-10 at 13:29:28
Bring them to the brink of suffocation, let them breathe, repeat...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-09-10 at 13:55:09
Suck their soul out and let it trickle back into the shell of a body they would have. Then Repeat. Over and Over again.
Flay their entire body so they are coated in cuts then drop them into a pool of rubbing alcohol.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-10 at 13:58:59
Tie them down, then release some driver ants.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-09-10 at 13:59:24
Ducktape mouth shut. Pour soda down nose.
Fillet their body alive. Cut their fingers open, then their hands, then their toes, legs, arms, chest. Peel the skin off, little by little.
Fillet their body alive. Cut their fingers open, then their hands, then their toes, legs, arms, chest. Peel the skin off, little by little.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-10 at 14:06:16
Paper cuts between fingers, ala wonderful friend the movie.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-09-10 at 14:07:04
Interesting Kow...Filleted human....
Now the most devastating psychological torture known:
Force Someone to listen to my inner thought.... Muahahahah!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2005-09-10 at 14:12:09
No offense guys but.. 
The TV Channel Topic tortures were better, So..GET SOME BETTER 1'S ( And theirs a spill on isle 5 )
The TV Channel Topic tortures were better, So..GET SOME BETTER 1'S ( And theirs a spill on isle 5 )Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-10 at 14:18:08
Slide them down a slope full of small razors into a bath of iodine.
Drag them out over some alkali flats with a very fast car.
Cut off their right hand and beat them with it.
take them to a beach and bury up to their head in sand, high enough so that when the tide comes in they will be salted and have to drink some, but won't die.
Castration with a fork.
I'm gonna steal the eyelid removal, but for a different reason.
Cut off eyelids and make them swim in a very chlorinated man made lake.
once they get to shore put them in an extreamly bright room with intense polka music playing.
Make them sow a soy-bean field right after.
Kill their family infront of them in painful and humorous ways.
burn off their now scarring back and kill them in a very slow way.
Drag them out over some alkali flats with a very fast car.
Cut off their right hand and beat them with it.
take them to a beach and bury up to their head in sand, high enough so that when the tide comes in they will be salted and have to drink some, but won't die.
Castration with a fork.
I'm gonna steal the eyelid removal, but for a different reason.
Cut off eyelids and make them swim in a very chlorinated man made lake.
once they get to shore put them in an extreamly bright room with intense polka music playing.
Make them sow a soy-bean field right after.
Kill their family infront of them in painful and humorous ways.
burn off their now scarring back and kill them in a very slow way.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2005-09-10 at 14:21:58
Shypon, u copied from TV Topic i can tell 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-09-10 at 14:23:18
Dude... Ants in the desert are easier to get to. They do exist, I have seen them. I almost got bit by one.
They are big, and they can kill your if bitten enough. I have seen them kill things....
You tell them of all these ghost stories and things (the human mind is easily full of ghostly thoughts). Then shove them in a huge place full of dead old people (a large labyrinth of a tomb). Block all exits. Give them no food, no water, and only what they are wearing. also, give them a small flashlight. Let them sit down there and roam around there for a few days. Some of them may go insane (if it works properly). Then go down and find them, only dress up as a zombie. Then dont be scared if they are all ripped to shreds...
EDIT: this would work better with the TC channel thing. Ill remove the part that makes this true.
They are big, and they can kill your if bitten enough. I have seen them kill things....
You tell them of all these ghost stories and things (the human mind is easily full of ghostly thoughts). Then shove them in a huge place full of dead old people (a large labyrinth of a tomb). Block all exits. Give them no food, no water, and only what they are wearing. also, give them a small flashlight. Let them sit down there and roam around there for a few days. Some of them may go insane (if it works properly). Then go down and find them, only dress up as a zombie. Then dont be scared if they are all ripped to shreds...
EDIT: this would work better with the TC channel thing. Ill remove the part that makes this true.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-09-10 at 14:23:33
Make a single cut all the way down their abdomen and slowly pull out organs.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-10 at 14:30:40
QUOTE(Toa5555 @ Sep 10 2005, 12:21 PM)
Shypon, u copied from TV Topic i can tell
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Ya, but it was my post.
QUOTE(O)FaRTy1billion @ Sep 10 2005, 12:23 PM)
Dude... Ants in the desert are easier to get to. They do exist, I have seen them. I almost got bit by one.
They are big, and they can kill your if bitten enough. I have seen them kill things....
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They are big, and they can kill your if bitten enough. I have seen them kill things....
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The only time that ants have ever killed people is when driver ants swarm into them.(in africa) and the person was tied down, or an infant. get your facts straight when posting of ants.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pie_Sniper on 2005-09-10 at 14:30:51
He copied Tombs of Atuan 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-09-10 at 14:32:26
Good book....
Gouge their eyes out. VERY SLOWLY.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-09-10 at 14:32:39
QUOTE(syphon8 @ Sep 10 2005, 12:30 PM)
Ya, but it was my post.
The only time that ants have ever killed people is when driver ants swarm into them.(in africa) and the person was tied down, or an infant. get your facts straight when posting of ants.
The only time that ants have ever killed people is when driver ants swarm into them.(in africa) and the person was tied down, or an infant. get your facts straight when posting of ants.
Ive seen ants kill, and the only time thoes ants kill is because they climb into their lungs and bite so they drown in ants... litterally
QUOTE(Pie_Sniper @ Sep 10 2005, 12:30 PM)
He copied Tombs of Atuan
wtf is that?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-09-10 at 14:51:09
Replace random body parts with animal ones. Like saw off your arm, and replace it with a girraffe forlimb. Or cut off his...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-10 at 15:06:23
QUOTE(Kow @ Sep 10 2005, 12:51 PM)
Replace random body parts with animal ones. Like saw off your arm, and replace it with a girraffe forlimb. Or cut off his...
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...Then replace it with an inferior aardvark one!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-10 at 15:29:41
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