Report, edit, etc...Posted by Slyence on 2005-09-11 at 09:43:36
Well, I saw one the other night called glass trap. The description goes as follows:
Scientists have created genetically manufactured giant ants in a bizarre experiment which backfires terribly as the creatures go on a kill-crazy rampage. Survivors barricade themselves in a giant skyscraper in an attempt to avoid the roaming menace, but even that's no guarantee of safety.
Yes... Horrible acting, the absolute worst special effects and whats more fun than the steryotypical FBI/CIA guy who wants to blow everything up. And let us not forget the giant plastic and/or rubber ants that you can kill by touching with after a struggle but can kill certain people in an instant. Well, thats about as bad as it gets...but then again I wasn't paying that much attention.
Ok, now its your turn to tell me what you've seen.
Scientists have created genetically manufactured giant ants in a bizarre experiment which backfires terribly as the creatures go on a kill-crazy rampage. Survivors barricade themselves in a giant skyscraper in an attempt to avoid the roaming menace, but even that's no guarantee of safety.
Yes... Horrible acting, the absolute worst special effects and whats more fun than the steryotypical FBI/CIA guy who wants to blow everything up. And let us not forget the giant plastic and/or rubber ants that you can kill by touching with after a struggle but can kill certain people in an instant. Well, thats about as bad as it gets...but then again I wasn't paying that much attention.
Ok, now its your turn to tell me what you've seen.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Jordan on 2005-09-11 at 10:01:34
Napoleon Dynamite.. It sucks so badly right when I seen the first part of it, I turned it off and returned it in less than an hour. Yet, people seem to like it.. No story, no hilarious parts, nothing.. This movie is getting a rating of 1-10, a -99999.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by l2k-Warrior on 2005-09-11 at 10:41:36
War Bus Commando, if anyone else has heard of that movie I'll actually be surprised.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-09-11 at 10:43:55
Fierce, he didn't mean "movies you didn't like", he meant movies that are so poorly made that they're entertaingly bad. Plan Nine From Outer Space, of course, the king of all B movies. "But one thing's sure. Inspector Clay is dead, murdered, and somebody's responsible. "
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-11 at 10:47:16
Attack of the Killer Tomatos. Then again, it's supposed to be bad.
Storyline goes: Some farmer creates genetically engineered tomatoes that come alive and start killing humans. The government assembles a team of 'experts' to stop the tomato menace.
Disguise Expert (Dressed as giant tomato): Hello. I am a tomato just like you!
Tomato: *Hands Disguise Expert a sandwhich*
Disguise Expert: Hey, this stuff isn't half bad. Can someone please pass the ketchup? Oops... Arrrrrgh!
In the end, the tomatoes are defeated by playing really bad music, except for one which is wearing earphones. They show it the lyrics to the music and it dies. The end.
Invasion of the Giant Spiders. A giant spider puppet that spawned out of a mini-black hole threatens to destroy a rural town. It is killed by shooting off a flare into its face.
Storyline goes: Some farmer creates genetically engineered tomatoes that come alive and start killing humans. The government assembles a team of 'experts' to stop the tomato menace.
QUOTE(Movie)
Disguise Expert (Dressed as giant tomato): Hello. I am a tomato just like you!
Tomato: *Hands Disguise Expert a sandwhich*
Disguise Expert: Hey, this stuff isn't half bad. Can someone please pass the ketchup? Oops... Arrrrrgh!
In the end, the tomatoes are defeated by playing really bad music, except for one which is wearing earphones. They show it the lyrics to the music and it dies. The end.
Invasion of the Giant Spiders. A giant spider puppet that spawned out of a mini-black hole threatens to destroy a rural town. It is killed by shooting off a flare into its face.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-11 at 11:06:33
Starwars episode II.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Shattered_moose on 2005-09-11 at 11:25:45
The core.
Its so beautifully bad.
Eight legged freaks is great too, except its obviously supposed to be "bad"
Its so beautifully bad.
Eight legged freaks is great too, except its obviously supposed to be "bad"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-09-11 at 11:47:03
American Ninja (but it was actually funny)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by l2k-Warrior on 2005-09-11 at 12:31:47
QUOTE(lonely_duck @ Sep 11 2005, 10:47 AM)
American Ninja (but it was actually funny)
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That was actually a good movie until the end when everyone started shooting lasers and that. Unless I'm thinking of a different movie
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-09-11 at 14:04:34
your thinking of another movie, or maybe i got the name wrong O_o
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-11 at 14:31:48
Kung- Fu hustle.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-09-11 at 22:07:48
The lost skeleton of cadavera <-- must see it its a movie making fun of all the old horror movies ITS HILARIOUS
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Snipe)r( on 2005-09-11 at 22:19:24
napolean dynamite
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-11 at 23:26:13
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-09-12 at 20:21:54
Kung Pow
What, that movie pwns you
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Kung- Fu hustle.
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What, that movie pwns you
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-13 at 11:47:51
QUOTE(Fierce @ Sep 11 2005, 07:01 AM)
Napoleon Dynamite.. It sucks so badly right when I seen the first part of it, I turned it off and returned it in less than an hour. Yet, people seem to like it.. No story, no hilarious parts, nothing.. This movie is getting a rating of 1-10, a -99999.
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QUOTE(AOB)Snipe)r( @ Sep 11 2005, 07:19 PM)
napolean dynamite
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THANK GOD! FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO AGREES WITH ME!!!!!!
I only liked the part where he cracked his nuts.
Because that's happened to me on a homemade bike jump >.<
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-13 at 15:37:10
Blackenstein, Blackula and all the other blacksplotaion films of the 70's.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2005-09-13 at 17:12:43
Napolean Dynamite 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dr.Shotgun on 2005-09-13 at 17:20:55
Killer Shrews.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zb2k on 2005-09-13 at 20:55:13
Killer Klown From Outer Space
Official Tagline: In space, no one can hear you eat ice cream!
Basically clowns come from space at some random time and kill people. They die from getting shot in the nose and they capture people and leave them in giant cotton candy cocoons.
Official Tagline: In space, no one can hear you eat ice cream!
Basically clowns come from space at some random time and kill people. They die from getting shot in the nose and they capture people and leave them in giant cotton candy cocoons.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-13 at 21:14:48
QUOTE(Fierce @ Sep 11 2005, 10:01 AM)
Napoleon Dynamite.. It sucks so badly right when I seen the first part of it, I turned it off and returned it in less than an hour. Yet, people seem to like it.. No story, no hilarious parts, nothing.. This movie is getting a rating of 1-10, a -99999.
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Ew. I remember that movie. Ew. Every kid in my school was like "lOLool nap dyanampte PWNZ J0!) *WEARS T-SHIRT* DUZDE LOL" God, some of those kids need to stay off the pot. Ew.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-15 at 13:27:28
QUOTE(MrrLL @ Sep 13 2005, 06:14 PM)
Ew. I remember that movie. Ew. Every kid in my school was like "lOLool nap dyanampte PWNZ J0!) *WEARS T-SHIRT* DUZDE LOL" God, some of those kids need to stay off the pot. Ew.
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Just because they liked a pointless movie, doesn't mean they are on Pot.
I hail from that town and I dispise it!
But it brings hot babes so i'm in
