I was bored about 3 weeks ago, And I just found the paper where I wrote these down. Tell me what you think.
The Concert Gone Horribly Wrong
He strumms the strings as the master
This crazy castor of disaster
He creates melodies from his black stratocastor
Like a God he plucks the strings
And the way hes screams when he sings
Makes ripples appear on heavy rings
A beautiful show of lights and smoke
But no one realizes the bassist will choke
Because he will knock over the drummer's Coke!
Liquid acid is all over the amps
Like German soldiers in Polish camps
The wires have been fried inside the amps
The people no longer hoot and holler
And a guitar connects with the bassist's collar
Even though he apologized for his faulter
The venue is empty and the show is over
Because they forgot to bring their four leaf clover
With a fired bassist and no amps, they must start all over
Iron Maiden
They hail from the country that brought us Shakespeare
They are what many Christians fear
And they are what millions of fans love to hear
They don't play soft or make sissy kitty purrs
Because of the guitar work of Janick Gers
They scare even lions out of their furs
The drums are hammered by Nicko McBrain
And when Dave plays a solo he doesn't strain
Even though his strings are left with a blood stain
Adrian Smith delivers thundering riffs
That make rocks fall from towering cliffs
He plays heavy and fast drop D riffs
Bruce sings as he jumps up and down
And his voice could take a virgin out of her night gown
Be careful husbands and dads 'cause they're coming to town
Their sound is not stopin'
Niether is Steve Harris' bass playin'
They are heavy metal kings, they are Iron Maiden