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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dr.Shotgun on 2005-09-18 at 21:01:06

[center]The Act Like a Noob Contest[/center]

Basically, post a piece of newbspeak. If it is the best, you win mins.

You win mins for creating the top piece in a section. 3 is judged the most harshly. All judging is done by me.
1 (20 mins):
Create the finest newbspeak variation on:
There are hydralisks in my base.

2(50 mins):
Create the finest newbspeak variation on:
The computer is rushing me with arbiters. Help me with some scouts, and I'll build some photon cannons around your base.

3(100 mins):
Freeform. Rules: It has to make a statement, minimum six words, that translates into English. (this means you Kow.)

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-09-18 at 21:05:40

I'ma freestyle:

ZoRZ!1!11one1!randomtwo1!11

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-18 at 21:10:57

1.
D000)D! tHa sanek thingz r ETing myy baese!!! ehslp!@!!!1

2.
WTF/@!?? Da cOMp is haxxing Its uNItz R InvisBLe!!!11! DoSd, iT's attaking! hlp me PLZ! BIrNg ur ShipS! IllhlP u wiTh sum CanNNns!!!!11

3.
DOdo wtfF! I siaid NR 60 MINS!!!!)! WTF u GHeY HXxoR, StPO BSinG!!! ALLY END@?@? ALL- [N00B has been eliminated].

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-18 at 21:11:50

w.e this is :

u killeds my's ally, now im going to hax you with my awsome sckills!

ARG! U BSED ME YOU B*TCH, GIVE ME MY OOLDS BASE BAX!! ILL HAX YOU AGAINS

Report, edit, etc...Posted by SacredElf on 2005-09-18 at 21:13:44

1: WTF oMg u NewBs I saYDd ñO ZuRgzS iN thA gm3!!!11! Get Those HuDraLiSk OuATa mY bASe u daNMm n0ob!!!1

2:OmG!1!! c0MPuTe5 is a n0oB1!! he RusEHd mEh wiht arBitros!!!1!!11!1, i n3èd §oME help u NEWbs teammates!!1 gET soME aiR scOUtS!!1 if u guyz help tha gosu ill build tha cannons aroaund ya base!1

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-18 at 21:15:07

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DATS LEETSPEAK NWO SHUDUP U NUBZ BEFORE I TELL ADMIN TO BAN U ALL

DOWNLOD FOR FRE HAX:

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dr.Shotgun on 2005-09-18 at 21:15:57

Could you translate that?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-18 at 21:17:49

LOLZ U NOT LEET ENUF TO READ HAHAHA SUCKER (It is readable if you are good enough

)

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2005-09-18 at 21:19:06

1. OMG?/!!/1!!!! TEH hydrasd are leiksad inzd my basz0rs!!#!#$!

2. WTF!$%!!!!! Tha Cmptuerz Is lieks aspamin me wit Arbitz0rs@$!#!!! Bild somz zscouts too liek hzelpsp me, ad illz hlpz builzing with zome cannonz aroond ur basse

3. OMG!!111!313~~~ U STOOPID BSER!313#!!@!#*! I'll HAX U!!##!%!$one!!!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-18 at 21:19:39

MrrLL's just flaming you, as far as I can tell... (got about 1/3 way in)

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-09-18 at 21:19:46

I could read that, but I'm too lazy. Anyways, here's my entry: "lik omg i r teh ductur shutgn n i lik 2 eet pee n mak dum thredz wit oot a pohnt lol"

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dr.Shotgun on 2005-09-18 at 21:20:07

I'm not 1337terate.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by SacredElf on 2005-09-18 at 21:20:07

3: FreeStyle: <n00b> /'me <n00b> <Battle.net@USeast> yO Yo we'rea rEstarting Battle.net noW PleaSe Leave Tha Gam3 oR gET PwNdu sh1tzorsss

(IN GAME)

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-18 at 21:20:30

WTblam DAT EGG STOEL MY LARVA

WTF DOUS ZERGLINGS STOELZ MY LARVA

Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-09-18 at 21:22:09

Acting like a noob is only funny when you aren't really acting

Plus, you guys try wayyyy too hard.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-18 at 21:23:21

I used a program I made for the leetizer

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dr.Shotgun on 2005-09-18 at 21:27:44

I half expected devilesk to post something relating to durk-a-dur.

ADDITION:
I got 1/3 into Merrell's post, and it seems to consist entirely of insulting me.

And he even used an automatic program to do it.

I feel strangely unloved.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2005-09-18 at 21:31:40

So whos the best so far

Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2005-09-18 at 21:35:08

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