Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-05 at 21:10:53
Step 1. Get lots of midget pr0n.
Step 2. Get a very loud alarm clock.
Step 3. Put them in an empty locker at school.
Step 4. Set the alarm clock for a few hours in the future, make sure no ones around.
Step 5. Lock the locker.
Step 6. Call in a bomb threat and tell them I've hidden it in a locker.
Step 7. Sit back and wait.
Step 2. Get a very loud alarm clock.
Step 3. Put them in an empty locker at school.
Step 4. Set the alarm clock for a few hours in the future, make sure no ones around.
Step 5. Lock the locker.
Step 6. Call in a bomb threat and tell them I've hidden it in a locker.
Step 7. Sit back and wait.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-10-05 at 21:23:46
Make sure it's an anonymous threat xD
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HolySin on 2005-10-05 at 21:25:06
How 'bout no!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-05 at 21:28:46
That rocks my socks.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-05 at 21:35:45
3 outcomes are possible.
1. The police fail to take it seriously and the alarm clock goes off until a janitor opens it, revealing midget pr0n to the whole school.
2. They do get it, find it in time and reveal midget pr0n to the whole school.
3. I get caught and laugh so hard I suffocate.
1. The police fail to take it seriously and the alarm clock goes off until a janitor opens it, revealing midget pr0n to the whole school.
2. They do get it, find it in time and reveal midget pr0n to the whole school.
3. I get caught and laugh so hard I suffocate.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-10-05 at 21:39:42
Because you're going to end up in jail anyway, so why not die?
why not just put the alarm clock in there without the bomb threat? It's a lot safer
OR!
slip midget porn in every locker in the school
why not just put the alarm clock in there without the bomb threat? It's a lot safer
OR!
slip midget porn in every locker in the school
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-05 at 22:11:20
QUOTE(Kow @ Oct 5 2005, 07:39 PM)
Because you're going to end up in jail anyway, so why not die?
why not just put the alarm clock in there without the bomb threat? It's a lot safer
OR!
slip midget porn in every locker in the school
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why not just put the alarm clock in there without the bomb threat? It's a lot safer
OR!
slip midget porn in every locker in the school
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Because the bomb threat the entire school gets evacuated and gets to see.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-05 at 23:26:41
[center]...Where do you plan on getting midget pr0n? You have a stock pile?
Uhh... The way the world is these days, I doubt a bomb threat is the best idea.
*FBI pigs swoop in*[/center]
Uhh... The way the world is these days, I doubt a bomb threat is the best idea.
*FBI pigs swoop in*[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-06 at 01:13:07
Exactlt what ^ said.
And how will your alarm clock go off without a power supply? I doubt the bateries will last that long.
And how will your alarm clock go off without a power supply? I doubt the bateries will last that long.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-06 at 16:47:43
QUOTE(nuclearrabbit @ Oct 5 2005, 09:26 PM)
[center]...Where do you plan on getting midget pr0n? You have a stock pile?
Uhh... The way the world is these days, I doubt a bomb threat is the best idea.
*FBI pigs swoop in*[/center]
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Uhh... The way the world is these days, I doubt a bomb threat is the best idea.
*FBI pigs swoop in*[/center]
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Internet.
Canadians are too lazy to have an FBI
QUOTE(Kellimus @ Oct 5 2005, 11:13 PM)
Exactlt what ^ said.
And how will your alarm clock go off without a power supply? I doubt the bateries will last that long.
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And how will your alarm clock go off without a power supply? I doubt the bateries will last that long.
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You're right, I'll never find batteries that'll last 4 hours.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-06 at 16:57:13
Hey, when you get out on parole, be sure to visit me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CaptainWill on 2005-10-06 at 17:56:08
You'll have to make the threat from a payphone, with a sock over the mouthpiece, to avoid being caught.
Get away from the phone after making the threat too.
Get away from the phone after making the threat too.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-06 at 17:56:46
QUOTE(CaptainWill @ Oct 6 2005, 03:56 PM)
You'll have to make the threat from a payphone, with a sock over the mouthpiece, to avoid being caught.
Get away from the phone after making the threat too.
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Get away from the phone after making the threat too.
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That's kind of obvious.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2005-10-06 at 18:07:47
Go for it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2005-10-06 at 18:28:54
If you do get caught, tell us why they caught you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-06 at 19:39:15
QUOTE(LegacyWeapon @ Oct 6 2005, 04:28 PM)
If you do get caught, tell us why they caught you.
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If I do it will most likely by due to one of you guys rating me out. And if you do... *Syphon shakes fist.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2005-10-06 at 19:44:21
Don't worry I won't
*Caboose whistles and looks the other way.
*Caboose whistles and looks the other way.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-06 at 19:45:14
Excelent
*Syphon falls asleep.
*Syphon falls asleep.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-06 at 20:02:19
... Good luck? How bout you set a camera up too, activated by sensor when the locker is opened... nevermind...
By the way, id suggest you do it in someone else's locker... or something...
*warhammer40000 weeee
By the way, id suggest you do it in someone else's locker... or something...
*warhammer40000 weeee
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-10-06 at 20:42:12
Syphon, wear latex gloves so they dunt get ur fingerprints 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-06 at 20:54:54
QUOTE(warhammer40000 @ Oct 6 2005, 06:02 PM)
... Good luck? How bout you set a camera up too, activated by sensor when the locker is opened... nevermind...
By the way, id suggest you do it in someone else's locker... or something...
*warhammer40000 weeee
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By the way, id suggest you do it in someone else's locker... or something...
*warhammer40000 weeee
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QUOTE(Ninebreaker @ Oct 6 2005, 06:42 PM)
Syphon, wear latex gloves so they dunt get ur fingerprints
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Also obvious.
People should stop underestimating my genius.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-06 at 22:01:43
[center]Want me to send you some vandalism/lock picking/stealth cookbooks?[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-06 at 22:04:27
Cookbook
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-06 at 22:07:46
[center]Cookbooks*
I have many covering the art of picking master locks, combo locks, basically any type of lock. I also have files on stealth practices, infultration/exfultration, all that good stuff.[/center]
I have many covering the art of picking master locks, combo locks, basically any type of lock. I also have files on stealth practices, infultration/exfultration, all that good stuff.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-06 at 22:08:47
I'm terrible at exfiltration, help me with that.