Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2004-05-10 at 17:02:56
I work at an elementry school for a co-op placement. Its a course in school. Some of the funniest things kids do and say...
1. Every computer has a login screen where students have to put in their student pin number for tracking purposes. One kid went into internet explorer, clicked the arrow dropdown to see all links that other people visited. Not knowing it INCLUDED what other people visitied, he says "Mr. Lat! Somebody hacked my account! I didn't go to these sites!" (this is a 7 year old... can you imagine it?)
2. The kids were playing this game called "Matho". When they win the game, the word "Matho" flashes on the screen. One kid had a video error, and the "t" got cut off. So a kid goes "Mr. Lat! Why does my game say Ma ho?". If you don't get it, say it. He pronouced it as "My Hoe"
1. Every computer has a login screen where students have to put in their student pin number for tracking purposes. One kid went into internet explorer, clicked the arrow dropdown to see all links that other people visited. Not knowing it INCLUDED what other people visitied, he says "Mr. Lat! Somebody hacked my account! I didn't go to these sites!" (this is a 7 year old... can you imagine it?)
2. The kids were playing this game called "Matho". When they win the game, the word "Matho" flashes on the screen. One kid had a video error, and the "t" got cut off. So a kid goes "Mr. Lat! Why does my game say Ma ho?". If you don't get it, say it. He pronouced it as "My Hoe"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-05-10 at 18:08:38
ROFL. 
At least they don't go around acting like they're on drugs to "seem cool" like some kids I've seen.
At least they don't go around acting like they're on drugs to "seem cool" like some kids I've seen.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2004-05-10 at 18:10:58
Yeah they do that too. One kid wanted to give me props and asked me if I wanted to freestyle after school.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by iamacow on 2004-05-10 at 19:14:36
Really, I can't stand kids younder than me most of the time.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-05-10 at 19:43:31
My bio class all have study buddies which are first graders from a nearby school. I swear I had a skitso or bipolar kid or something because she'd decide one thing and then changed her mind within the next five minutes. It was so weird...
I like little kids for the most part. If they ever start getting on your nerves, all you have to say is, "Don't make me go tell your parents." hehee it works wonders
I like little kids for the most part. If they ever start getting on your nerves, all you have to say is, "Don't make me go tell your parents." hehee it works wonders
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PreludeOfDeath on 2004-05-10 at 20:27:47
QUOTE(iamacow @ May 10 2004, 06:14 PM)
Really, I can't stand kids younder than me most of the time.
try living with 7 of them...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Reever on 2004-05-10 at 21:03:39
yes little kids are wierd but the worst part is they dont shut up
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-05-11 at 11:14:00
They're hard to control but once you hit the weak spot, it'll be all ok. They become lil angel 
Remember how YOU were before. Remember how OLDER teens used to behave with you. There's your answer!! hehe
Remember how YOU were before. Remember how OLDER teens used to behave with you. There's your answer!! hehe
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dashrike on 2004-05-11 at 13:16:28
QUOTE(Shadow Paladin @ May 11 2004, 10:14 AM)
Remember how OLDER teens used to behave with you. There's your answer!! hehe
So just lock them in the closet I guess?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2004-05-11 at 13:22:46
Ok, this is a friends TRUE story. So he's walking by this class and he hears "ok kids it's time to talk like adults (It's english). Instead of slang" Then she says "What movies did you watch this summer" A kid raises his hand and says "Winnie the 
with my little brother" 
. ROFL so funny!
with my little brother" . ROFL so funny!Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-05-11 at 14:26:49
little kids r cool cause they do ne thing u tell them to... just threatin them
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demantrix on 2004-05-11 at 14:29:45
yeah, right, i saw you get beat up by dean in are skool, wimp
lil kids are alright most of the time, after the met mister backhand there fine...
lil kids are alright most of the time, after the met mister backhand there fine...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Reever on 2004-05-11 at 20:22:23
well at my school if you touch some one younger then you (punch,slap) its like instint suspension.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathknight on 2004-05-11 at 20:34:03
If you hit the kid they'll tell on you(personal experiance).
That's actually kind of funny at first but after a while it just gets annoying.
That's actually kind of funny at first but after a while it just gets annoying.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2004-05-11 at 20:36:56
Meh... you can do anything so long as nobody finds out. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-05-11 at 20:58:52
my cuz are lil brats thell tell on me for sayin be quiet i 8 em.lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dashrike on 2004-05-12 at 08:01:48
Wow that was coherent.
I try not to treat kids any different than other people. Sure they're generally not as smart etc, but they know when you're looking down on them.
I try not to treat kids any different than other people. Sure they're generally not as smart etc, but they know when you're looking down on them.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-05-12 at 21:38:49
QUOTE
So just lock them in the closet I guess?
Teenagers used to do that to you? You do realise what this means right?
To get on SE, you had to come out of the closet...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .Coko[CK] on 2004-05-13 at 05:25:46
Oh, very good, another homophobic i see then...
Well, we have to look after all the years below them, and at present i've had two suspended and eight for five day after schools and too many for lunch times...
I go to a school/college of about 2,500 pupils so a lot of kids to look after, averagely about a fight a week (IE: about 1000 people crowding into one place to watch...) Got into only one fight with lower year, he smashed me on the back of the head and started attacking me, so i knocked him to the floor and when he got back up punched him in the face, told him to shut up and i walked off, no body gave a damn, because the kid was a piss of and everyone hated him...
Well, we have to look after all the years below them, and at present i've had two suspended and eight for five day after schools and too many for lunch times...
I go to a school/college of about 2,500 pupils so a lot of kids to look after, averagely about a fight a week (IE: about 1000 people crowding into one place to watch...) Got into only one fight with lower year, he smashed me on the back of the head and started attacking me, so i knocked him to the floor and when he got back up punched him in the face, told him to shut up and i walked off, no body gave a damn, because the kid was a piss of
and everyone hated him...Report, edit, etc...Posted by dashrike on 2004-05-13 at 08:30:41
I've had things like that happen. Somebody attacks you, you shut them down real quick, and its over. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2004-05-13 at 09:48:02
I cant say much, As well i was a horrable brat myself when i was young. The funnyist thnig a kid sed to me when i was picking my brother up from school was:
Are you my daddy.
and i said, Nope you little Brat. w00t The kid laughed and laughed,
Are you my daddy.
and i said, Nope you little Brat. w00t The kid laughed and laughed,
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2004-05-13 at 11:24:20
Wtfage? That's evil. I've had kids come up to me and say: What's sex?(It's a kindergardener) And that's what I call adorable 
. It seems that they're more interactive then us 
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. It seems that they're more interactive then us .Report, edit, etc...Posted by .Coko[CK] on 2004-05-13 at 11:39:42
Oh for the sex one reply.
Go into the bedroom, take each others clothes off, and then get on top of each other, and let things happen.
IE:
Key
| = person
|
|
There you see on top of each other!
Someone was acting really childish on the shoutbox recently, and he had someone working with him, they both slowed this website down a lot, sorry guys...Was high on Pie! Ent knows why!
Go into the bedroom, take each others clothes off, and then get on top of each other, and let things happen.
IE:
Key
| = person
|
|
There you see on top of each other!
Someone was acting really childish on the shoutbox recently, and he had someone working with him, they both slowed this website down a lot, sorry guys...Was high on Pie! Ent knows why!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-05-14 at 17:48:26
kids are soo dumb hey wait im one of them 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by T.s.u.k.a.s.a on 2004-06-10 at 18:18:42
The neighbors all have kids. They may be kind of annoying, but "I'm telling your mom that you..." solves everything. Overall, little kids are ok and can be nice.