I just want some neew ones
Here one.
U no i cant imagine how ur mom had a kid the size of the earth, then again shes the size of the sun
someone call the firedepartment cause you just got burned
Your breath stinks so bad, people look forward to ya farts.
Some guy in my computer science class goes:
"Screw you guys, im going home"
Hes emulating south park or something.
"Thank you captain obvious, defender of Duh."
and if they something stupid again,
"Well look who it is, back for an encore, Captain obvious!"
My fave is the only one that works on the most annoying percussionist in the world. It is very, very, very simple:
SHUTUP, TIM.
Hey, flamingX! You should put that on a t-shirt! I know 15 people who'd buy it (my music teacher included)!
"If

could fly, you'd be a spaceship"
ahh, ohhh, thats a kneeslappa!

"If your momas a lesbian and your dads gay then how the hell did that happen?"
I feel sorry for anybody that has need of a comeback from you dimensia... My IQ is dropping just reading your posts...
shut up

hole
Flaming is not allowed here and is considered a MAJOR offense. Your warn level has been raised dimensia.
dashrike, we encourage voicing you opinion, try not to be too rude next time okay?
If I wanted comeback I'd scrap it off the roof of your mouth. ROFL!
This is a "comeback" thread remember?
Oh yes. Please keep the rude comebacks (involve swearing and so on) to yourself.
!

! go yoshi !

!
"who scraped your face off there windshield?"
"how many times do i have to flush to make you go away?"
I don't have a favorite comeback, but I have a favorite fight winning saying! Thank you (CENSOR) for using it on me!
Okay, here it is:
"Dis and Dismissed!"
I also like:
"Good Caps Evils Ass"
"Youur butt, o
Your butt in jail, (*)
you know what's also fun to say,
"Good Excel, I am placing you under the arrest for the murder of Bad Excel"
GO WATCH EXCEL SAGA!
QUOTE
Okay, here it is:
"Dis and Dismissed!"
I also like:
"Good Caps Evils Ass"
dude my ears bleed at hear your comebacks
here is 1 lol'
"your moma"
Or the classical
"Shut up u stupid

hole
woosh, right passed me...
"yes, i may be, but your the one with the people issues"
That was sad real sad

but heres another sad one i made up:
U wanna say that again, cause if u do ill just have to break up with your moma, and u really dont want that happening now do ya