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Just post stupid things you've heard a teacher say.

"The air conditioning is broke." - my english teacher

well nothing comes to mind, but my english teacher last year would ignore me and my friend when we tried to hand stuff in, and then about a week or 2 later she would finally stop ignoring us and take it, then give us a C when it was an A paper because it was 2 weeks late...
shes evil...

My teacher would give stupid analogies to like WWE and WWF.

"Fitty ain't no rappin bout no candy shop" - My english teacher

i hate my math teacher

When I ask her a question about something she flips out and starts shouting and stuff.
When a girl that is dumb as shiz asks my math teacher explains so much of it to her. It pisses me off...

Last year, in biology, we were working with enzymes. We had 3 test tubes with various proteins, and we'd add an enzyme, then some type of coloring that would change color for each protein found. Test tube 2 was supposed to be orange, but was a brownish color.

My teacher says: 'It seems everyone's #2 is brown'

My teacher taught in summer school last year (he's the Chemistry teacher). He and his students were determining how they would turn the Chemistry lab into a meth lab. The only problem is, the administraton can listen in on the classes if they want to...and they did. So the principal mr. roner came over the intercome telling Mr. Grady to get back on task and some other stuff...lolz i wish i were there but i only heard about it

*yelling to the class*now if i were to turn my grades in to the principle right now, there would be no a's. there would be no b's. there would be a few c's, but the rest are d's and e's.*walks to her desk and starts calling people up*andrew, you have an a.

algebra is like english. once you learn it you won't never forget it.

both were from my algebra2 teacher (if the second quote didn't make it obvious). ahhhh i loved that class . she would even show us how to do problems on the board during tests. she would do everything except adding two numbers together to get the final result.

Wow all your guys' teachers are absolute morons. Mine are just funny. Well most of them are.

stop talking

"But when the moles come into my yard, they become my mortal enemy, I smoke them out, throw firecrackers in the holes, spray hoses into the holes, to get those commie illegitimate childs out"

He's from the cold war.

If bus drivers count then...
"Beverly Hills, that's where I want to be! Livin' in Beverly Hills..."

I think nearly all teachers say this,
"There is no such thing as a stupid question"
Trust me ive heard more stupid questions then smart ones.

lol. yep thats very true.

my history teacher likes to be a wise ass and says, "Remember, there are such things as stupid questions"

Well this isn't stupid, just funny.

Listen, I've got about 30 odd kids in here ... And a few normal ones. - My geo teacher.

(No one got it but me, it's not that funny on paper, but he snuck it in while he was yelling at us for talking.)

Since he's a foreign exchange teacher.

Mr. <insert name of teacher he replaced> is tall, dark and handsome.

You got me, short fat and ugly.

I dont get it.

Oh.

Well there are lots of funny ones, but this one I remember clearly, it was in french.
This one kid was pissing off the teacher so she says "THAT'S IT, YOU HAVE A DETENTION, RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW! AFTER SCHOOL!"

[center]"<1g BP without confinement could detonate and destroy the whole building."
Not exactly what was said, but meh.
Teachers are amazingly ignorant.[/center]

Uh... The cold war wasnt a war... Thats why it was called a Cold War.. I would expect that from a Nami Vet.

"I know how to use a computer pretty well. Well, I can type anyway."

I looked on the sheet she had typed up and handed to the class and found a few typoes.

There's no way he could be alive in the cold war, vietnam maybe, but not the cold war.

Hell, the Cold War is still going on...nobody cares to acknowledge it though...


People are throwing paper planes all over the room. I throw one I pick up off my desk after it is thrown at me. I get a detention.

I say: "Why do I get a detention?"
O'Mally says: "Because you were stupid."
I say: "Then everyone in this room should get detentions!"
O'Mally replys: "It wouldn't matter. They're all gonna end up dead, anyways, by 20."

Not sure on the exact wording, but;
"Kids don't have free will until they become 18."