Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-15 at 20:34:27
Inspired by raving lunatics that call the shoutbox home.
Create your own religion! Include morals, gods, rituals anything at all to try and convince people to join!.
If you're too lazy to make a religion pledge allegence to a good one.
At the end of the week we'll have a poll to see which religion comes out on top.
Syphonalism
God - Anything you feel like worshipping, hey we aren't picky. "My only God is your dad's old hunting trophy." - Karl. Just make sure to revere all koalas, past present and future.
Morals - Everything worth existing is worth pludering. No one is REALLY judging you on your actions.
Rituals - Sacrafice of defiled pie to a virgin volcanoe, that is a volcanoe that hasn't erupted yet.
Homeland - Central Australia.
Holidays - Krakatoa - December 26th. No real point but to celebrate the nature of hyper explosions.
Create your own religion! Include morals, gods, rituals anything at all to try and convince people to join!.
If you're too lazy to make a religion pledge allegence to a good one.
At the end of the week we'll have a poll to see which religion comes out on top.
Syphonalism
God - Anything you feel like worshipping, hey we aren't picky. "My only God is your dad's old hunting trophy." - Karl. Just make sure to revere all koalas, past present and future.
Morals - Everything worth existing is worth pludering. No one is REALLY judging you on your actions.
Rituals - Sacrafice of defiled pie to a virgin volcanoe, that is a volcanoe that hasn't erupted yet.
Homeland - Central Australia.
Holidays - Krakatoa - December 26th. No real point but to celebrate the nature of hyper explosions.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-11-15 at 20:46:24
Passism
God: Everything
Morals: Non-ness
Rituals: Think good thoughts to your new altar to your new God; this altar is chosen by closing your eyes, spinning until you've lost sense of direction, pointing in a random direction, opening your eyes, and looking at whatever object you're pointing at. Or, more simply, just choose some random object. Bonus points for choosing your obligatory pet cat, whether imaginary or actual.
Holidays: Day; this is a long holiday, lasting from July 1st to June 31st.
God: Everything
Morals: Non-ness
Rituals: Think good thoughts to your new altar to your new God; this altar is chosen by closing your eyes, spinning until you've lost sense of direction, pointing in a random direction, opening your eyes, and looking at whatever object you're pointing at. Or, more simply, just choose some random object. Bonus points for choosing your obligatory pet cat, whether imaginary or actual.
Holidays: Day; this is a long holiday, lasting from July 1st to June 31st.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by brutetal on 2005-11-15 at 20:58:48
Ta'r Ounks aka Diment
Our god is undeniable, follow the ways of the Diments and may you find the light.
Our morals are strong, their is no doubt. We are true to one.
We scour the land from heretics. If one's self judement is clouded, are deemed corrupted and d'jaemonst.
Our holy fair planet of A'sk Kabout. Our fair planet is are main holding stations for war. It is the most defended, no fool shall ever decide to attack.
For our will is strong, nothing shall break our bond.
Our god is undeniable, follow the ways of the Diments and may you find the light.
Our morals are strong, their is no doubt. We are true to one.
We scour the land from heretics. If one's self judement is clouded, are deemed corrupted and d'jaemonst.
Our holy fair planet of A'sk Kabout. Our fair planet is are main holding stations for war. It is the most defended, no fool shall ever decide to attack.
For our will is strong, nothing shall break our bond.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-15 at 21:06:03
Godstianity
God: God only with no son(Jesus Christ) nor the spirit, we only praise the one who is not human or spirit, but this is not judaism or islam
Morals: stuff said in bible, just cross out Jesus with God
Rituals: against rituals of all sorts
Homeland: United States of America
Holiday: January 1st(celebration starts December 31 midnight)
God: God only with no son(Jesus Christ) nor the spirit, we only praise the one who is not human or spirit, but this is not judaism or islam
Morals: stuff said in bible, just cross out Jesus with God
Rituals: against rituals of all sorts
Homeland: United States of America
Holiday: January 1st(celebration starts December 31 midnight)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-11-15 at 21:29:36
Part of it is like judaism...
Ninebreaker Pledges allegience to Syphonism
(I like to plunder too
)
Ninebreaker Pledges allegience to Syphonism
(I like to plunder too
)Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-11-15 at 21:38:10
Realism
God - Jupiter
Reason - Jupiter actually does, and has solid proof of, portecting us for the last 3 or 4 billion years.
Morals - Be remembered, that way, in 500 years, you will still exist as a memory
Rituals - None
This is actually seriously my religion. No joke.
God - Jupiter
Reason - Jupiter actually does, and has solid proof of, portecting us for the last 3 or 4 billion years.
Morals - Be remembered, that way, in 500 years, you will still exist as a memory
Rituals - None
This is actually seriously my religion. No joke.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-11-15 at 21:44:33
Haminism
God- Me
General Religion- Everyone I hate kills themselves very slowly. Everyone I hate equals the human race.
God- Me
General Religion- Everyone I hate kills themselves very slowly. Everyone I hate equals the human race.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-11-15 at 21:58:14
The Passists now declare war on all Hammies!
Have at you!
Have at you!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-11-15 at 22:27:41
Pekkelism
God: Whatever your preference, as long as he enjoys the occasional applepie or slice of cheezecake.
Morals: "When one is angry, it is best to meditate while enjoying some pie."
"Piffle is thee while Chias like Lupes."
"Moose are not to pushed off airplanes inless they have a driveres licence.
Rituals: On April 4th, pet a duck on the head and spin around three times while sniffing a slice of cheese. Wash your hand promptly afterwards.
Homeland: Alaska
Holidays: Pekkel Day. A parade will be held and pekkel-shaped popcicles will be eaten. There will also be an apple pie eating contest.
God: Whatever your preference, as long as he enjoys the occasional applepie or slice of cheezecake.
Morals: "When one is angry, it is best to meditate while enjoying some pie."
"Piffle is thee while Chias like Lupes."
"Moose are not to pushed off airplanes inless they have a driveres licence.
Rituals: On April 4th, pet a duck on the head and spin around three times while sniffing a slice of cheese. Wash your hand promptly afterwards.
Homeland: Alaska
Holidays: Pekkel Day. A parade will be held and pekkel-shaped popcicles will be eaten. There will also be an apple pie eating contest.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2005-11-15 at 22:37:58
Hitolism
God - Anything that is friendly to Hitok1r1
Morals - Uh... don't do bad stuff
Rituals - Every October 1st, you must give a pie to every religion.
Homeland - USA
Holidays - Fun Day. September 1st, you must celebrate with other religions and party til u drop.
God - Anything that is friendly to Hitok1r1
Morals - Uh... don't do bad stuff
Rituals - Every October 1st, you must give a pie to every religion.
Homeland - USA
Holidays - Fun Day. September 1st, you must celebrate with other religions and party til u drop.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-11-16 at 00:09:01
Woot! That makes me Godly!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-11-16 at 00:41:26
W00tism aka Fatality
Gods: Masterchief, Teen Girl Squad, Zlifescrewedeus, Strongbad, Colin Mocherie (or however you spell it)
Morals:
-Taking the vowels out of words doesn't always make them cool.
-Pipe cleaners aren't good for wrist slashing.
-SEN is full of funny people... And aliens.
Rituals: Think of ways to help people as you think about how bad your day was. And get on SEN.
Homeland(s): Bermuda, Canada
Holidays:
-Halo 2 day, Nov. 9th, have a Halo 2 party or play tons of Xbox live.
-Yay day, Nov. 15, you do fun stuff related to this religion, like watching Strongbad emails or going on LifeScrewed
-Giftly day, July 16, give other followers gifts and stuff their socks with kiwis, pie, kiwi pie, etc.
-Hkwasa day, first monday of March, pass notes in class or talk to send letters in a language that you create a week before.
Gods: Masterchief, Teen Girl Squad, Zlifescrewedeus, Strongbad, Colin Mocherie (or however you spell it)
Morals:
-Taking the vowels out of words doesn't always make them cool.
-Pipe cleaners aren't good for wrist slashing.
-SEN is full of funny people... And aliens.
Rituals: Think of ways to help people as you think about how bad your day was. And get on SEN.
Homeland(s): Bermuda, Canada
Holidays:
-Halo 2 day, Nov. 9th, have a Halo 2 party or play tons of Xbox live.
-Yay day, Nov. 15, you do fun stuff related to this religion, like watching Strongbad emails or going on LifeScrewed
-Giftly day, July 16, give other followers gifts and stuff their socks with kiwis, pie, kiwi pie, etc.
-Hkwasa day, first monday of March, pass notes in class or talk to send letters in a language that you create a week before.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by re_casper on 2005-11-16 at 00:44:08
stupidism
God: none
Morals: MUST BE STUPID
Rituals: In school, you MUST get F's every single time...
Homeland: somewhere where stupid people are liked AKA America
Holidays: duh... what is taht?
God: none
Morals: MUST BE STUPID
Rituals: In school, you MUST get F's every single time...
Homeland: somewhere where stupid people are liked AKA America
Holidays: duh... what is taht?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-11-16 at 18:02:58
Haminism
God- warhammer40000
General Religion- Everyone warhammer40000 hates kills themselves very slowly. Everyone warhammer40000 hates equals the human race.
All hail warhammer40000!! ( human race == t3h Nübz0rs )
God- warhammer40000
General Religion- Everyone warhammer40000 hates kills themselves very slowly. Everyone warhammer40000 hates equals the human race.
All hail warhammer40000!! ( human race == t3h Nübz0rs )
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-11-16 at 18:22:44
QUOTE
Haminism
God- Me
General Religion- Everyone I hate kills themselves very slowly. Everyone I hate equals the human race.
God- Me
General Religion- Everyone I hate kills themselves very slowly. Everyone I hate equals the human race.
QUOTE
Haminism
God- warhammer40000
General Religion- Everyone warhammer40000 hates kills themselves very slowly. Everyone warhammer40000 hates equals the human race.
All hail warhammer40000!! ( human race == t3h Nübz0rs )
God- warhammer40000
General Religion- Everyone warhammer40000 hates kills themselves very slowly. Everyone warhammer40000 hates equals the human race.
All hail warhammer40000!! ( human race == t3h Nübz0rs )
......
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-11-17 at 00:08:38
I can't be pissed to make my own, so since I'm aussie I'll go with syhpons.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-17 at 16:39:16
Yeay, syphonalism has now a grand total of 3 public followers... 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tmac on 2005-11-17 at 16:54:18
I created a religion in the shoutbox once, I added a little something this time.
Doodanism,
God: Doodan
Home: House of the Doodan
Only women are allowed in this religion because of it's only ritual
Ritual: Do Dan
Doodanism,
God: Doodan
Home: House of the Doodan
Only women are allowed in this religion because of it's only ritual
Ritual: Do Dan
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-11-17 at 18:28:20
Hah, My hatred has spread!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by 00cnr on 2005-11-17 at 19:46:23
00-ism
God- Many Gods who control the forces of nature from their homes in small clay pots. They enjoy: Massive floods, sacrifises, human extermination, twins, and long walks on the beach.
Rituals- Daily ritualistic sacrifices of shaved cats in large clay pots to appease the Gods and to convince them not to slaughter the human race. On April 42nd everybody makes a clay pot and they are burnt as offerings. We also have our own calander. Midget tossing fests will occur every day-after the day-after the day-after a full moon.
Morals- Thou shall love twins, thou shall love Big Macs for they are the food the the Gods, Thou shall not break clay pots in anger, though shall do what thou wishes for thou is thou.
Holidays- EVERYDAY!!!!!!! Get drunk and beat up midgets!
God- Many Gods who control the forces of nature from their homes in small clay pots. They enjoy: Massive floods, sacrifises, human extermination, twins, and long walks on the beach.
Rituals- Daily ritualistic sacrifices of shaved cats in large clay pots to appease the Gods and to convince them not to slaughter the human race. On April 42nd everybody makes a clay pot and they are burnt as offerings. We also have our own calander. Midget tossing fests will occur every day-after the day-after the day-after a full moon.
Morals- Thou shall love twins, thou shall love Big Macs for they are the food the the Gods, Thou shall not break clay pots in anger, though shall do what thou wishes for thou is thou.
Holidays- EVERYDAY!!!!!!! Get drunk and beat up midgets!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-11-17 at 19:50:28
Rawrisism
God - The mystical Mini Moose
Morals - Eat pie, run from the Emperor, go Matrix into trees
Rituals - Watch Probert the Probe (sacrifice time)
Homeland - Mooseland
Holidays - Mooser Day - Watch PtP 2 ALL DAY
God - The mystical Mini Moose
Morals - Eat pie, run from the Emperor, go Matrix into trees
Rituals - Watch Probert the Probe (sacrifice time)
Homeland - Mooseland
Holidays - Mooser Day - Watch PtP 2 ALL DAY
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-11-17 at 20:03:13
Ninebreaker declares war against Rawrism, seeing how stupid it is
Report, edit, etc...Posted by brutetal on 2005-11-18 at 01:00:22
QUOTE(Ninebreaker @ Nov 17 2005, 06:03 PM)
Ninebreaker declares war against Rawrism, seeing how stupid it is
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Ta'r Ounks aka Diment
Shall declare war on you, for declaring war and for not following the path of the the Ta'r Ounks aka Diment.
*Tens of trillions of soldiers prepares for war*
*Hundreds of thousands of Destroyers, Battle Ships, Cruisers, and over half a million space fighters are fitting up for war.*
One one can with hold our might, as we stand together in the mist of battle.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-11-18 at 01:03:03
This is definatly crappy religions.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-19 at 20:59:27
QUOTE(Tmac @ Nov 17 2005, 04:54 PM)
I created a religion in the shoutbox once, I added a little something this time.
Doodanism,
God: Doodan
Home: House of the Doodan
Only women are allowed in this religion because of it's only ritual
Ritual: Do Dan
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Doodanism,
God: Doodan
Home: House of the Doodan
Only women are allowed in this religion because of it's only ritual
Ritual: Do Dan
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ZOMG! Someone created a religion about me without me knowing it!
ALL HAIL DOODAN!