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Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Dead_One on 2005-11-17 at 23:03:44
This is SomethingAwful's take on the event. The original WoW forum post was deleted or something.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthrea...40&pagenumber=1

He made a followup thread here:

http://forumsector.com/showthread.php?s=&t...y=&pagenumber=1
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-11-18 at 00:35:46
"YOU HAVE NOT REGISTERED A SOMETHING AWFUL FORUMS ACCOUNT!"
Bah.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-11-18 at 08:08:13
Chinese Gold Farmer wants a girlfriend, haha!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-18 at 09:01:53
[center]What's with all these people posting in unreadable colors!?
Oh, I'd be his girlfriend if the price is right.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-11-18 at 16:12:06
QUOTE(EzDay281 @ Nov 18 2005, 12:35 AM)
"YOU HAVE NOT REGISTERED A SOMETHING AWFUL FORUMS ACCOUNT!"
Bah.
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And also, this just goes to show you how much people suck.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-18 at 19:11:15
I can lift about 120 lbs in weight

How many cats is that?

HA.

I know people my own age that can do that. I can lift upwards of 400 with my legs, but I've never tested my arms.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-11-18 at 21:13:47
Don't think this was meant to be invisibalized.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tmac on 2005-11-18 at 21:21:25
Hmmm, maybe he should try to stop going on the computer for 15+ hours a day.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-11-18 at 22:15:01
"never expierenced intimacy with a woman."

is that the polite way of saying he's a virgin?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-18 at 22:15:39
QUOTE(Persephone @ Nov 18 2005, 10:15 PM)
"never expierenced intimacy with a woman."

is that the polite way of saying he's a virgin?
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It's the homosexual sounding way of saying he's a virgin.

A virgin that's never gotten past 1st.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-11-18 at 22:25:42
A virgin that never got on the feild!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-18 at 22:37:46
QUOTE(warhammer40000 @ Nov 18 2005, 10:25 PM)
A virgin that never got on the feild!
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WOAH BURN!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-11-18 at 22:56:31
That is just stupid.

120lb is light, it's not that heavy.


Come on, what type of girl who would like his teeth or shirt.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Dead_One on 2005-11-21 at 00:41:49
Yeah, the teeth are roflmatic.

He's also just ugly to begin with. :/
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2005-11-21 at 02:57:46
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This is coming from a dude who rolled alliance to try and get some underage chick to bang him? Durka Durka.


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YOU ARE SO VERY MISTAKEN. WE WENT AND SAT ON A FUKING HILL NEXT TO A FIRE AND WALKED AROUND ON HORSES. WHAT WERE WE DOING? PASSING TIME INBETWEEN AB BATTLES. I REROLLED SO I COULD TALK TO HER YES. BUT MY RE-ROLL WAS LONG OVERDUE ANYHOW......I'VE WANTED TO KILL THESE HORDE FOR TO LONG. SHE IS JUST A FRIEND. AND THATS HOW IT WILL STAY. NO IM NOT A STALKER. NO I DIDN'T RE-ROLL TO HAVE CYBER WITH HER. YOU FUKING REDICULOUS illegitimate child!! DONT EVEN ACCUSE ME!! WALKING ON HORSES AND SITTING BY CAMPFIRES IS NOT CYBER. SHES' A MUTUAL GAMER, THAT WAS LIKE FUKING FISHING WITH HER....kty


LMAO!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lithium on 2005-11-21 at 03:22:46
this guy is sad. I can lift 90 lbs in one arm, and he wants to PAY to get a girl... wow. is that you dead? I heard you were british. I think this should be in the nulls

EDIT: wow! I thought this was in lite discussions! lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IsolatedPurity on 2005-11-21 at 19:15:15
Nothing good can come from this topic...
I really don't care if he's just seeking attention or if he's for real, but, either way this topic will be nothing good happy.gif
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