Report, edit, etc...Posted by I-X-King-X-I on 2005-11-20 at 18:57:37
Hi,
Umm.. awkward and hypothetical question here, what if... how do I phrase this.. Lets say a "friend" of mine was "pleasuring himself" in the middle of working on upgrading his PC, with the card on the table, he made a "mess" of the card. After the reinstall, the card no longer works, while it was working perfectly before, my "friend" is curious what kind of damage would seminary fluid do to the GPU in question? It was all over the card and on the fan, is it possible the fan itself sucked the fluid into the main GPU and short circuited it? Remember before this card was working 100% and my "friend" observed nothing else out of the ordinary besides the semen.
Advice? can my "friend" return this card? warranty? anything "he" can do to repair it?
Umm.. awkward and hypothetical question here, what if... how do I phrase this.. Lets say a "friend" of mine was "pleasuring himself" in the middle of working on upgrading his PC, with the card on the table, he made a "mess" of the card. After the reinstall, the card no longer works, while it was working perfectly before, my "friend" is curious what kind of damage would seminary fluid do to the GPU in question? It was all over the card and on the fan, is it possible the fan itself sucked the fluid into the main GPU and short circuited it? Remember before this card was working 100% and my "friend" observed nothing else out of the ordinary besides the semen.
Advice? can my "friend" return this card? warranty? anything "he" can do to repair it?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SiLeNT(U) on 2005-11-20 at 19:02:17
Wow, you and your friend share everything don't you? He's gonna have a hard time explaining this one to the store.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-20 at 19:02:49
LOL i thought u were talking about masturbation
try getting a refund on it, always works for me
try getting a refund on it, always works for me
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SiLeNT(U) on 2005-11-20 at 19:03:41
He was talking about masturbation....
Btw, is your "friend" really you? I noticed you used alot of quotes around the word "Friend"
Btw, is your "friend" really you? I noticed you used alot of quotes around the word "Friend"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-20 at 19:05:01
u read it wrong, i meant to say "I thought you were talking about......"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2005-11-20 at 19:15:11
ROFL
Just say it was you. Putting friend in quotations makes it rather obvious.
Just say it was you. Putting friend in quotations makes it rather obvious.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-11-20 at 19:15:29
Chances are that there was still fluid on the acrd when you started using it after the "accident". While this happened, the card's conductivity was altered in some way which altered the flow of electrons in and out of the card. The transistors would've also have been damaged and the outflow of electricity would've been different.
Since the card was not functioning with the correct amount of electricity, it short circuited and thus didn't work. Your fan couldn't have sucked the fluid because it doesn't have enough power to lift it out of the silicone.
I highly doubt that you'd get a warranty refund, exposing the card to other chemicals will most surely damage it.
Since the card was not functioning with the correct amount of electricity, it short circuited and thus didn't work. Your fan couldn't have sucked the fluid because it doesn't have enough power to lift it out of the silicone.
I highly doubt that you'd get a warranty refund, exposing the card to other chemicals will most surely damage it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-11-20 at 19:18:24
holy shiz...
holy farking shiz...
ewwww.
That's frickin nasty.
I'm never working for a computer store.
Would you like to receive something like that if you worked at the store?
holy farking shiz...
ewwww.
That's frickin nasty.
I'm never working for a computer store.
Would you like to receive something like that if you worked at the store?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Zekling on 2005-11-20 at 19:20:02
i sure wouldent want to be the store clerk if he gets a refund
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-11-20 at 19:23:27
Just have your "Friend" wipe off said Semen put it back into the box and take it back to where ever you got it from and if its under warrenty just say something like "The card wouldnt work for my computer" and attempt to get eather a differnt card or another one.
Dont blame me if it doesnt work tho your "Friend" might need to get creative to pull that off
Dont blame me if it doesnt work tho your "Friend" might need to get creative to pull that off
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-11-20 at 19:52:50
Why the hell were you doing that over your card?
Magazine! Not card!
Magazine! Not card!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-20 at 20:28:24
Wait... you're serious?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-20 at 20:31:23
Don't beat your meat to a GPU.
Semen is very salty, salt corodes electronics. Sorry for your loss.
Wait, how does this involve your girlfriend?
Semen is very salty, salt corodes electronics. Sorry for your loss.
Wait, how does this involve your girlfriend?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-20 at 20:39:45
QUOTE(Persephone @ Nov 20 2005, 05:18 PM)
holy shiz...
holy farking shiz...
ewwww.
That's frickin nasty.
I'm never working for a computer store.
Would you like to receive something like that if you worked at the store?
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holy farking shiz...
ewwww.
That's frickin nasty.
I'm never working for a computer store.
Would you like to receive something like that if you worked at the store?
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[center]Please, please, please! let this thread be a joke.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-11-20 at 20:47:49
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I hope so....
Some people are real picky. =/
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I hope so....
Some people are real picky. =/
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2005-11-20 at 21:12:43
ROFL, man your friend has quite the fetish.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-20 at 21:13:57
QUOTE(nuclearrabbit @ Nov 20 2005, 08:39 PM)
[center]Please, please, please! let this thread be a joke.[/center]
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You say that, but you know deep down he's serious.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by I-X-King-X-I on 2005-11-21 at 16:41:23
rofl i foudn this at another forums i go to
www.reinet.co.uk (a special forums that kicks uber arse
And this is the site it originally got posted on.
http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/showthr … &pp=15
just posted to see how ya would react to this.. (and some of you know i r a perve so it was beliveable
www.reinet.co.uk (a special forums that kicks uber arse
And this is the site it originally got posted on.
http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/showthr … &pp=15
just posted to see how ya would react to this.. (and some of you know i r a perve so it was beliveable
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-11-21 at 18:42:40
Everyone knows how much working on a computer makes you want to beat your meat over something electronic. Thats pretty much like spilling water on it
O its fake nvm...
O its fake nvm...