Report, edit, etc...Posted by T-MaStAA on 2005-11-20 at 22:31:58
Ok I wrote this rap. Some day ill actualy make it a song.
Its called: I Pwn noobs.
I Pwn noobs
It started way back in ninteen ninety one.
Once i was born all the noobs knew they were done.
I can own em all. its so fun.
Its like they take it up the bum
Up the bum with my silenced m4 gun.
When the noobs see my name they know to run.
I pwn noobs on a daily basis.
If noobs were a religion id be a racist.
I pwn em in starcraft and counter strike.
I make noobs and pros all look alike.
You cant touch me cause im god like.
Im so good, I got teh leet skills.
I kill every noob just for thrills.
You'll go so insane, you'll need pills.
In counterstrike, I get a million kills.
In starcraft, my drones get me limitless bills.
Name the game and ill make your guts spill.
When i play counterstrike expect to get shot in the head.
When i play starcraft you betta drop out or your dead.
You'll get so angry your face 'l turn red.
Call me a hacker and leave, enough said.
Call it hacks? i call it rape.
I should record it and put it on tape.
I pwn noobs on a daily basis.
If noobs were a religion id be a racist.
I pwn em in starcraft and counter strike.
I make noobs and pros look all alike.
You cant touch me cause im god like.
You think you can beat me? yeah right.
Ill farkin rape you without a fight.
My headshots will take away your sight.
Before you know it, my guardians will take flight.
You will suffer to my delight.
Your chance of winning isnt even slight.
Name the game, its all the same.
You will only have yourself to blame.
Ill put your hole clan to shame.
I am the master at the computer game.
Look out for T-MaStAA, thats my name.
Once I kill you, all you can do is flame.
I pwn noobs on a daily basis.
If noobs were a religion id be a racist.
I pwn em in starcraft and counter strike.
I make noobs and pros look all alike.
You cant touch me cause im god like.
You might notice the chorus repeats over a few times. I put that in cause thats what recorded version will be like.
Its called: I Pwn noobs.
I Pwn noobs
It started way back in ninteen ninety one.
Once i was born all the noobs knew they were done.
I can own em all. its so fun.
Its like they take it up the bum
Up the bum with my silenced m4 gun.
When the noobs see my name they know to run.
I pwn noobs on a daily basis.
If noobs were a religion id be a racist.
I pwn em in starcraft and counter strike.
I make noobs and pros all look alike.
You cant touch me cause im god like.
Im so good, I got teh leet skills.
I kill every noob just for thrills.
You'll go so insane, you'll need pills.
In counterstrike, I get a million kills.
In starcraft, my drones get me limitless bills.
Name the game and ill make your guts spill.
When i play counterstrike expect to get shot in the head.
When i play starcraft you betta drop out or your dead.
You'll get so angry your face 'l turn red.
Call me a hacker and leave, enough said.
Call it hacks? i call it rape.
I should record it and put it on tape.
I pwn noobs on a daily basis.
If noobs were a religion id be a racist.
I pwn em in starcraft and counter strike.
I make noobs and pros look all alike.
You cant touch me cause im god like.
You think you can beat me? yeah right.
Ill farkin rape you without a fight.
My headshots will take away your sight.
Before you know it, my guardians will take flight.
You will suffer to my delight.
Your chance of winning isnt even slight.
Name the game, its all the same.
You will only have yourself to blame.
Ill put your hole clan to shame.
I am the master at the computer game.
Look out for T-MaStAA, thats my name.
Once I kill you, all you can do is flame.
I pwn noobs on a daily basis.
If noobs were a religion id be a racist.
I pwn em in starcraft and counter strike.
I make noobs and pros look all alike.
You cant touch me cause im god like.
You might notice the chorus repeats over a few times. I put that in cause thats what recorded version will be like.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-20 at 23:11:46
[center]BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, I can't help but laugh when people do things like that.
It actually rhymed, not bad.[/center]
It actually rhymed, not bad.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by T-MaStAA on 2005-11-21 at 11:51:26
I dont even like rap. I just wanted it to have that exact effect that it had on you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2005-11-21 at 12:01:30
No offence but if you write raps on how you pwn noobs you really need to get a life.
Its a alright "rap"
Its a alright "rap"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by T-MaStAA on 2005-11-21 at 19:10:50
Hey, I had 6 days off of school what can I say...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by GT-Marine on 2005-11-21 at 23:16:49
lmfao that is awesome
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-11-22 at 17:20:30
Well there could be some changes done to it like longer verses that dont completely rhyme all through seems to have a better flow to me
I like it tho its kinda funny
I like it tho its kinda funny
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-11-22 at 18:15:49
A rap on owning noobs is kinda weird. You sound like those people who always think they "pwn" in all things although I know this is a rap. Odd choice for a rap.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-11-22 at 21:57:38
If that was an actual rap song, then that's cool.
It'll be more funner with the Voice and the Rythem, Music and etc.
Nice Lyrics.
It'll be more funner with the Voice and the Rythem, Music and etc.
Nice Lyrics.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SiLeNT(U) on 2005-11-22 at 22:16:50
It was a little below average, the flow wasn't that great, and for future reference, don't try to rhyme one word throughout the whole verse.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-11-22 at 22:25:29
QUOTE(SiLeNT(U) @ Nov 22 2005, 07:16 PM)
It was a little below average, the flow wasn't that great, and for future reference, don't try to rhyme one word throughout the whole verse.
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Oh, I kind of forgot about that.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by T-MaStAA on 2005-11-22 at 22:48:33
Ive writen alot more verses and I have started the recording process. I am working with FL studios.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Snipe)r( on 2005-11-24 at 14:56:43
i like it, its funny! i wanna hear it when its recorded
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-26 at 00:55:44
I wana hear how you pronounce pwn 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.SOLAR.oO on 2005-11-26 at 04:04:30
Haha T- we should do a collab sometime. Isn't it funny how everyone on SEN reacts to a rap? Reminds me of when Zero Tolerence put my Virus Rap on newgrounds.
Creepin in like a virus in a weblink disguised as an advertisement
peel youre eyes guys and guard ur hard drive ur arse will be mine and cause a rewind
Im gettin the feeling that I'm not alone in my home going room to room emittin groans and moans
always being tested If I am wreckless, then ill be infected That is the message I get-
Im gettin paranoid, gotta avoid the void, get this virus destroyed just like an android
Im past the point where fast is required the minimum requirement is the speed of light
Its time to fight Advanced technology will grant no appology outstands biology
a mans psycology weak and part of the scheme for monopoly it has planned its chronology
plan of the bug's grand plot to command created by humans, but now out of hand
Its worse than a stalker it will mark ya target then will lurk ya berzerk and stop to mock ya
guard dogs alarms and doctors are obsolete. positively movin [in] at top speed
its got seeds in youre bodies you can not see the effects that can be costly
[obviously] its sleek not boxy, its got ya proxie it's pulse is off beat
its synthesized life, and improvises as it provides us with [more] virsuses
its just like a spy, it takes youre info with open eyes and its in cognito
it broke in through the mainframe, no one to blame, like gettin raped in a robot gang bang
identity theft, the only remedy left is to test your limits and to give it your best
its like fighting the wind, theres no one target, and you cant win, you can't get lethargic
and let your guard get down so play your cards quick, then hope [that] they work before you're bombarded
Creepin in like a virus in a weblink disguised as an advertisement
peel youre eyes guys and guard ur hard drive ur arse will be mine and cause a rewind
Im gettin the feeling that I'm not alone in my home going room to room emittin groans and moans
always being tested If I am wreckless, then ill be infected That is the message I get-
Im gettin paranoid, gotta avoid the void, get this virus destroyed just like an android
Im past the point where fast is required the minimum requirement is the speed of light
Its time to fight Advanced technology will grant no appology outstands biology
a mans psycology weak and part of the scheme for monopoly it has planned its chronology
plan of the bug's grand plot to command created by humans, but now out of hand
Its worse than a stalker it will mark ya target then will lurk ya berzerk and stop to mock ya
guard dogs alarms and doctors are obsolete. positively movin [in] at top speed
its got seeds in youre bodies you can not see the effects that can be costly
[obviously] its sleek not boxy, its got ya proxie it's pulse is off beat
its synthesized life, and improvises as it provides us with [more] virsuses
its just like a spy, it takes youre info with open eyes and its in cognito
it broke in through the mainframe, no one to blame, like gettin raped in a robot gang bang
identity theft, the only remedy left is to test your limits and to give it your best
its like fighting the wind, theres no one target, and you cant win, you can't get lethargic
and let your guard get down so play your cards quick, then hope [that] they work before you're bombarded
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NerdyTerdy on 2005-11-30 at 19:01:42
ROFLMAO, that is awesome. That whole one word rhyme through out a whole verse kinda sucks though. lol I love Syphon/Moosephon whatever, I'd like to know how you pronounce pwn as well, I just picked up pawn, it's easier to pronounce. 
. lol. Syphon I love your mind lol.
. lol. Syphon I love your mind lol.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-12-01 at 10:16:28
TEH TRUTH REVEALED!
Call me a hacker and leave, enough said.
Call it hacks? i call it rape.
I should record it and put it on tape.
Call me a hacker and leave, enough said.
Call it hacks? i call it rape.
I should record it and put it on tape.
Call me a hacker and leave, enough said.
Call it hacks? i call it rape.
I should record it and put it on tape.
Call me a hacker and leave, enough said.
Call it hacks? i call it rape.
I should record it and put it on tape.
Call me a hacker and leave, enough said.
Call it hacks? i call it rape.
I should record it and put it on tape.
Call me a hacker and leave, enough said.
Call it hacks? i call it rape.
I should record it and put it on tape.
Call me a hacker and leave, enough said.
Call it hacks? i call it rape.
I should record it and put it on tape.
Call me a hacker and leave, enough said.
Call it hacks? i call it rape.
I should record it and put it on tape.
Call me a hacker and leave, enough said.
Call it hacks? i call it rape.
I should record it and put it on tape.
Call me a hacker and leave, enough said.
Call it hacks? i call it rape.
I should record it and put it on tape.
Call me a hacker and leave, enough said.
Call it hacks? i call it rape.
I should record it and put it on tape.
Call me a hacker and leave, enough said.
Call it hacks? i call it rape.
I should record it and put it on tape.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by T-MaStAA on 2005-12-01 at 11:40:52
What? You saying i hack?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2005-12-01 at 17:49:31
Lol i pronounce pwn as "poon".
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Vic.oO on 2005-12-08 at 17:23:24
LMFAO ROFL!! nice!! 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NerdyTerdy on 2005-12-09 at 23:07:00
I never really say it I just imagine it in my head as either "pawn" or "pown". Sometimes I'll be like "I pawn you" to someone at school, they'll be like wtf?! lol. -)Hydro(- That's sorta spammy, you could've written it once and said repeats six times. I like it T-Mastaa, you didn't steal it like that other one did you? Also aren't you getting a little obsessed with this, seems like only people that would buy it would be some nerdy guys, or people who want to laugh at you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-12-09 at 23:19:25
Hmm...Your no Twista, but you can rap...In a way. Your rhyming is good, rythem is good...You got some skill...Maybe you could record it into Windows Media Player so we can listen to it. Maybe add a beat to it also.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2005-12-09 at 23:52:25
Fer'shizzle.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by fm47 on 2005-12-12 at 05:03:06
I am at shock at the amount of replies to this thread... and the types of replies.
1) I dislike rap.. but for the sake of hip hop, I have to withstand it for beats to dance to -_-
2) "pwn" is just some guy who accidentally hit "P" instead of "O", and probably thought it was the coolest thing ever and began it there. Would I be 3 times as cool if I, for say, typed "kik" instead of "lol"?
*though I DO notice the KEKEKEKEKKEKE part.... crazy koreans, eh?
T...mastaa... I give you credit for sharing what you thought was simply a fun thing for you to rap about. Though you had some technique slaughtering, it's a start.
Zombie, you like to criticize people, don't you? You sit there yapping about how he should get a life... well what if that IS his life? What if he's simply a rapper? He has a freaking life, he typed the thing and posted it, he's alive. Leave him alone.
You sound like (from your posts/threads) one of those people who think they're ever-so-complicated because "omg I feel miserable about life and no one has it worse than me".
Yeah well, no matter what happens to you, don't compare it to others. Whether they've had things "worse" or "better", to them it could be a complete different magnitude.
I'm guessing you're at about 15-17 years of age, where you're trying to figure out things... just take some time and meditate and try to find the goods (there always is) and life will be easier on you (of course you can only allow yourself to do that, no one else can) and...
YES I'M OVER-REACTING
1) I dislike rap.. but for the sake of hip hop, I have to withstand it for beats to dance to -_-
2) "pwn" is just some guy who accidentally hit "P" instead of "O", and probably thought it was the coolest thing ever and began it there. Would I be 3 times as cool if I, for say, typed "kik" instead of "lol"?
*though I DO notice the KEKEKEKEKKEKE part.... crazy koreans, eh?
T...mastaa... I give you credit for sharing what you thought was simply a fun thing for you to rap about. Though you had some technique slaughtering, it's a start.
Zombie, you like to criticize people, don't you? You sit there yapping about how he should get a life... well what if that IS his life? What if he's simply a rapper? He has a freaking life, he typed the thing and posted it, he's alive. Leave him alone.
You sound like (from your posts/threads) one of those people who think they're ever-so-complicated because "omg I feel miserable about life and no one has it worse than me".
Yeah well, no matter what happens to you, don't compare it to others. Whether they've had things "worse" or "better", to them it could be a complete different magnitude.
I'm guessing you're at about 15-17 years of age, where you're trying to figure out things... just take some time and meditate and try to find the goods (there always is) and life will be easier on you (of course you can only allow yourself to do that, no one else can) and...
YES I'M OVER-REACTING