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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2005-11-27 at 00:31:18
I know this topic has probobly been made, but dont you HATE Chain letters, i HATE the ones that say stuff like, if u dont reply to this your house will be nukezord, whats ur thoughts?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2005-11-27 at 00:52:36
I hate all kinds of chain activity. They have like Chain Blogger Posts and Chain Buddy Profile Things and all kinds of chains and I think it's really pointless. They are like "you are going to die if you don't do this" but when you don't do them, you don't die either so I don't get how people are so gullible.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-11-27 at 01:28:52
Heres what i do,

i delete them and break the chain.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2005-11-27 at 02:26:38
Usually they aren't really chain messages, they're web messages... I've gotten a few of them and I've noticed a few things about them all...
They all have improper grammar.
Morons send them to me only.
They include "NO SENDBACKS"
They include some form of "IT REALLY WORKS"
They include something that most teenagers would want... like to have their first kiss or something like that...
I see a lot of them on myspaces and stuff... check out mine at www.myspace.com/blogsaregay
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2005-11-27 at 02:31:00
i recieve about 1 chain letter per day from my friend that has subscribed to some really stupid stuff.
i especially hate chain letters that say: EMAIL THIS TO 20 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 5 SECONDS OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
i hate even more the people who actually fall for this and mail it to 20 people in the next 5 seconds.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zycorax on 2005-11-27 at 07:28:18
I get some chainletters sometimes, most of them from a guy from Luxembourg. The worst thing with them is that they are written on French, so I don't understand anything. But it's the Norwegian chainletters thats most annoying.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by I-X-King-X-I on 2005-11-27 at 09:11:48
I hate all chain letters..

"if you dont pass it on, i will give u 15 year bad luck!!"

rofl..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-27 at 09:19:28
This is the farking reason I don't read my email anymore, I get at least 3 a day and they all say the same thing. Then sometimes people will IM them to me, I go and say

QUOTE
ILL KILL YOU!


And they say why?

I say Because I hate chain letters.

They then have the nerve to say they hate them aswell, claiming that they don't believe in them!

I say then why did you send them to me?

They say 'cause I need all the "luck" I can get.

I block the hypocrite for 2 months.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-11-27 at 10:34:02
I just delete them and move on. I've never read them either, there is no point to read such a pointless message telling you to forward it to some other people.

Any message that I see that looks like this:


>>>>>Random text here
>>>>Random text here

>>>>Random text here
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Random text here
>>>>>Random text here

I will delete it as soon as I can place the mouse pointer over the delete button. First off, having so many >'s is annoying, then you know that a > is created everytime you forward a message.
Annoying+Mass Forward=Delete
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-11-27 at 10:50:43
Chain Letters arnt all bad if someone hates them more than you u can spam his inbox with them for some good old fun and watch him sorting them out of his real messages for minutes
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Quake on 2005-11-27 at 11:19:15
Chain letters are well junk most of the time. If you were new to computers and e-mail, some people take chain letters seriously and send them to whoever or whatever they can. Most people just delete em, but once in a while I read em. Not often.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-11-27 at 20:59:18
[justify]I love reading stupid chain letters. I think I've been cursed 15 times, sent to hell a few times, had a cold heart 3 times, bad luck with girls for 50 years, getting murdered by little kids that died a couple times and a lot other things. I especially like it when they send me e-mails saying that hotmail is closing down and they want to track down their large number of users and see who are still using hotmail. I guess my account should have been banned a few times. And man, would I be so rich! Just sending e-mails and Microsoft will send me $200 and those who send it out, they will track it to me and give me $150! I also like it when I got this e-mail from the Nigerian Bank and the owner of it has an e-mail that ends with @yahoo.com. He was sending me $25 000 000. The e-mail had so many typos in it 25 million he wrote (twelve five milllion). [/justify]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2005-11-27 at 21:13:00
I keep all the friends who've sent the chain letter, and then I email them back with evil spam! bleh.gif
And I delete them.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by T-MaStAA on 2005-11-27 at 21:55:12
I know i farking hate them they are so dumb like thoes ones that say send this to 10 people or you will die. I cant believe idiots acctualy send toes around.(moslty get it from the girls on my contact list)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-28 at 03:55:01
[center]They are good for 1 thing: A good laugh.
If anyone actually buys into these things, they don't have a firm grasp on reality.
"j00 sund mi 100 dollarz, i send u 1 mailion." Suuuure.
I'd like to show this:
"This was on the 9:00 o'clock news the other night so I'm assuming it works

THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL

To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, But
this is from my good friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is an
attorney.

If she says that this will work - It will work. After all, What
have you got to lose? SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!!
I'm an attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest
assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear
of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one
filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.

Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill
Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later.
Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an
effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely
used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.


When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will
track it ( If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks !
time per iod.

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft
will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that
forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third
person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks,
Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check.



I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving
this e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my
address and within days, I receive a check for $24,800.00. You need to
respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can affoard this,
Bill gates is the man.

It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as
many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10,000.00.
We're not going ! to help them out with their e-mail beta test without
getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got
in on this a few months ago. When i went to visit him for the
Baylor/UT game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of
$4,324.44 and was stamped "Paid in full"

Like i said before, I know the law, and this is for real.

Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make them
the largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that AOL
remains the most widely used program, Intel and AOL are running an
e-mail beta test.

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will
track it( if you are a Microsoft Windows user)for a two week time
period.

TRy it; What have you got to lose"

Pretty much died laughing with that one.
Yeah, M$ probably does invade your privacy, but they definitely wont pay you for it.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Aikanaro on 2005-11-28 at 06:57:36
QUOTE(nuclearrabbit @ Nov 28 2005, 03:55 AM)
[center]in an
effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely
used program
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-11-28 at 07:11:19
QUOTE
For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft
will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that
forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third
person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00


Ok so, supposedly microsoft pays in even dollar amounts.... Yet somehow, the first lady was lucky enough to end up at a clean $24,800... And even stranger is this:

QUOTE
My brother's girlfriend got
in on this a few months ago. When i went to visit him for the
Baylor/UT game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of
$4,324.44 and was stamped "Paid in full"


How many times does $241.00 go into $4,324.44? So exactly how many people does that mean it reached??? Does hotmail not count as a full email? Or perhaps there are some tax issues. O.o
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-11-28 at 15:52:06
I kept that Microsoft on in a Chain letter folder that I though was stupidly funny. I can't believe people actualy send it out, "OMG free money!" Whatever is too good to be true, it usually is. Wow some idiot attorny is sure a big sign of hope, if the attorny says it is real then it is! He will sue Microsoft if we don't get the money!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-28 at 18:20:47
Body: middle skool drama
Body: Body: Boy:I need someone to talk to
Girl: I'm always here for you
Boy: I know
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much
Girl: Talk to her
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say
Girl: Tell her how much you like her
Boy: I tell her that daily
Girl: what do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does
Boy: How do you know..
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You
Girl: You're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.

-- IF U IGNORE THIS.. U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS!!!

Gurls- If u want a guy to say this... re-post it!
Guys- If u have balls and would say this to a girl, re-post
Re-post as Middle School Drama if u don't u will have bad luck with ur love


Hahah! pinch.gif

ADDITION:
iF U HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP iN UR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & i HAD 2 DO WHATEVER U WANTED ME 2 DO, WHAT WOULD U DO W/ ME? TELL ME iN MAi iNBOX... CUZ iTS A SECRET...
THEN REPOST THiS iN UR BULLETiN...
U MiGHT B SUPRiSED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE U LAUGH OR EVEN SMiLE .. LOL
iF U DONT REPOST THiS U R A COWARD AND iS TO AFRAiD 2 C WHO ACTUALLY LYKES YOU

I'm such a coward! (I would have messaged her back, but I honestly dont know what I'd do)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2005-11-28 at 20:43:57
What a crappy ending to a crappier chainmail.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-28 at 21:53:41
Anyone who forwards me one of those stupid AIM chain letters gets a permanent block.


The funniest one I got was the one saying "If you don't foward this letter to 20 people within the next hour you are forever turned from God's sight and will burn in hell."

WTF?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Loser_Musician on 2005-11-28 at 22:01:05
Only chain letter I'll ever forward, would be one talking about much chain letters suck. And that if you've forwarded at least 2-3 kinds of chain letters like this before, you don't need to ever forward any more like it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-29 at 15:22:07
If someone sends me chain messages on AIM, I just start chewing them out, pointing fallicies in them (grammar, spelling, ease of reading).

The perfect chain letter:

"Chain letters suck.

FORWARD THIS 2 AT LEEST 583679 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT EIGHT HNUDRID MILLYSECS OR U WILL DYE A HORRIBLE PAINFUL DETH AND UR BEST FREND WIL DYE 2!!!!!!!11!!11!1one!1"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RJ_Fighter on 2005-12-03 at 08:22:23
I get chain letters every day from friends of mine. I just ignore them as they go into my Norton Antispam folder. I have about 50 in there now...lol.
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