Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-11-28 at 23:26:52
Here is a bedtime story that I had to write for school, partly inspired by the kiwi-giving antics of Staredit.net:
Pieman and Marshmallow Pete Save the Contest
Once upon a time in Piemallow Town, the Pie Contest was about to start. In the contest, everyone made a pie. The best pie baker would win their very own golden trophy. Marshmallow Pete and Pieman were busy making their marshmallow-kiwi pie for the contest. Ding! Went the timer, telling them that the pie was done. “I will put this on the windowsill,” said Pieman. “That is a great idea!” exclaimed Marshmallow Pete. “Then the pie can cool for the contest.” They both laughed loudly as Pieman put the pie up on the high windowsill. A few minutes later, they both came back to get the pie for the contest. Oh no! The pie was missing! “We must find our pie before the contest!” said Marshmallow Pete. So they set off in search of pie. When they got into town, they discovered that all the pies were missing! Without the pies, the contest could not go on, and the day would be ruined! So Pieman and Marshmallow Pete decided to look for the pies. They looked in the park. No pie there! They looked in the pond. No pies! They looked in the mayor’s refrigerator. There was none! Finally, they looked in the cave. There, all the pies were sitting under a big turkey. “Please give us our pies back!” said Pieman. “No!” said the turkey. “I’ll only give them back if you let me enter my pie into the contest!” So they let the turkey enter her pumpkin pie in the contest, and all the pies were returned. At the end of the contest, the mayor announced: “And the winner is... The Pieman and Marshmallow Pete team for their delicious marshmallow-kiwi pie!” Everyone cheered as the two got their trophy. They all then stuffed themselves with pie happily ever after.
KIWI-MARSHMALLOW PIE!!! Yummy....
Pieman and Marshmallow Pete Save the Contest
Once upon a time in Piemallow Town, the Pie Contest was about to start. In the contest, everyone made a pie. The best pie baker would win their very own golden trophy. Marshmallow Pete and Pieman were busy making their marshmallow-kiwi pie for the contest. Ding! Went the timer, telling them that the pie was done. “I will put this on the windowsill,” said Pieman. “That is a great idea!” exclaimed Marshmallow Pete. “Then the pie can cool for the contest.” They both laughed loudly as Pieman put the pie up on the high windowsill. A few minutes later, they both came back to get the pie for the contest. Oh no! The pie was missing! “We must find our pie before the contest!” said Marshmallow Pete. So they set off in search of pie. When they got into town, they discovered that all the pies were missing! Without the pies, the contest could not go on, and the day would be ruined! So Pieman and Marshmallow Pete decided to look for the pies. They looked in the park. No pie there! They looked in the pond. No pies! They looked in the mayor’s refrigerator. There was none! Finally, they looked in the cave. There, all the pies were sitting under a big turkey. “Please give us our pies back!” said Pieman. “No!” said the turkey. “I’ll only give them back if you let me enter my pie into the contest!” So they let the turkey enter her pumpkin pie in the contest, and all the pies were returned. At the end of the contest, the mayor announced: “And the winner is... The Pieman and Marshmallow Pete team for their delicious marshmallow-kiwi pie!” Everyone cheered as the two got their trophy. They all then stuffed themselves with pie happily ever after.
KIWI-MARSHMALLOW PIE!!! Yummy....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2005-11-28 at 23:39:39
what the...? I'm so lost.
What did the turkey have to do with anything?
Kiwi Marshmellow pies sound really delicious.
What did the turkey have to do with anything?
Kiwi Marshmellow pies sound really delicious.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-29 at 05:33:15
[center]WTF? That was one messed up story. Fits SEN perfectly.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-11-29 at 18:19:41
QUOTE(nuclearrabbit @ Nov 29 2005, 03:33 AM)
[center]WTF? That was one messed up story. Fits SEN perfectly.[/center]
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I know. Pieman is glytcher, Marshmallow Pete is BeeR_KeG, the marshmallow-kiwi pie is Kame.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-11-29 at 18:25:45
So..Where did the turkey come from?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-11-29 at 18:37:33
QUOTE(HorroR @ Nov 29 2005, 04:25 PM)
So..Where did the turkey come from?
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It was sitting on top of the pies in the cave.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-11-29 at 21:57:51
Just because she was a trukey they didin't allow her in contest...racists...
It was very weird but the weirdness was good so I guess it is a good story...
It was very weird but the weirdness was good so I guess it is a good story...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-29 at 22:03:55
It's weird... and amusing. The perfect embodiment of SEN into story form.