Report, edit, etc...Posted by Helios on 2004-05-24 at 17:10:33
Even though all "pickup" lines are cheesy some are especially bad...
"If I were a lizard in a blizzard, I'd crawl up your pants to get next to your hot buns"
"If I were a lizard in a blizzard, I'd crawl up your pants to get next to your hot buns"
"Is that Windex you're wearing? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants."
"I seem to have lost my number can I have yours?"
"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
"You're very photogenic. I'd like to take you in a dark room and see what develops."
"If your left leg was Christmas, and your right leg was New Year's, could I be with you between the holidays?"
"sex is wrong, sex is a sin, sins are forgivin so stick it on in."
and the follow up to this one... "Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so "do it" again" lol
"If I were a lizard in a blizzard, I'd crawl up your pants to get next to your hot buns"
"If I were a lizard in a blizzard, I'd crawl up your pants to get next to your hot buns"
"Is that Windex you're wearing? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants."
"I seem to have lost my number can I have yours?"
"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
"You're very photogenic. I'd like to take you in a dark room and see what develops."
"If your left leg was Christmas, and your right leg was New Year's, could I be with you between the holidays?"
"sex is wrong, sex is a sin, sins are forgivin so stick it on in."
and the follow up to this one... "Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so "do it" again" lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Nozomu on 2004-05-24 at 19:21:35
I have a friend who works at Sears. His name tag said "Got a minute?" on it, for some reason. So we were at this party and I asked this chick if she "had a minute", because I was thinking about the nametag at the time, and then I followed with, "'Cause that's all it takes." It didn't work, but we had a good laugh.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sinister_X on 2004-05-24 at 23:54:37
lol dude now tell me how many have times that results in a smack pick up lines are cheesy i am only sixteen so i cant go in bars yet but in a coffee shop (yes you can pick younger girls up at a coffee shop around 8:AM they are usually doing home work their on weekends) i usually just go up to one and say
"mind if i sit down i just don't like being alone at least until i finish my drink" they say sure why not unless there one cold b.. well you get the point then
then you work the kino(its where you talk while using physical contact first by shaking hands then maybe touching their arm gently while you talk to them)
then you use a tactic thats kind of where you ask them questions then reply using some words they said it makes them feel like you understand them don't believe me try it
of couse none of this works unless you show confidence
"mind if i sit down i just don't like being alone at least until i finish my drink" they say sure why not unless there one cold b.. well you get the point then
then you work the kino(its where you talk while using physical contact first by shaking hands then maybe touching their arm gently while you talk to them)
then you use a tactic thats kind of where you ask them questions then reply using some words they said it makes them feel like you understand them don't believe me try it
of couse none of this works unless you show confidence
Report, edit, etc...Posted by flaming_X on 2004-05-25 at 00:01:29
WOW! THAT WAS...more than I needed to know...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sinister_X on 2004-05-25 at 00:03:19
what was more than you needed to know please be more specific
Report, edit, etc...Posted by flaming_X on 2004-05-25 at 00:04:25
well, the whole part about how to pick up youngins in the cofee shop! I mean, that was a bit more open legged than I needed right now!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sinister_X on 2004-05-25 at 00:10:55
i was talking about younger as in girls my age and also you can can put them into a trance this is going to sound really stupid but i swear to god this is true
first you mimic them their movement their breathing but don't let them know your doing it they should be focused on what you have to say then after you are mimicing their stance their breathing if they scratch their elbow scratch your shoulder after about 2 minutes of this start talking slower you will notice they will talk slower too lean forward a little they lean forward too don't expect a kiss or nothing but it makes them feel like they are connecting with you this all happens on a subconscious level on their part
since im on a role ill let you guys in on more stuff
the 3 second rule
the three second rule is where you walk into some place see a hot girl and walk up to her in all in a matter of seconds it makes you seem spontanius and more confident however it will only work if she sees you come in at partys for example if you dont make your move fast it makes you seem insiqure about whether or not your good enough for her or if you just pop out of no where you actually do more damage than good and you give out the stalker vibe makes her wonder how long you were stareing at her while she walked around so it must be spontanius
first you mimic them their movement their breathing but don't let them know your doing it they should be focused on what you have to say then after you are mimicing their stance their breathing if they scratch their elbow scratch your shoulder after about 2 minutes of this start talking slower you will notice they will talk slower too lean forward a little they lean forward too don't expect a kiss or nothing but it makes them feel like they are connecting with you this all happens on a subconscious level on their part
since im on a role ill let you guys in on more stuff
the 3 second rule
the three second rule is where you walk into some place see a hot girl and walk up to her in all in a matter of seconds it makes you seem spontanius and more confident however it will only work if she sees you come in at partys for example if you dont make your move fast it makes you seem insiqure about whether or not your good enough for her or if you just pop out of no where you actually do more damage than good and you give out the stalker vibe makes her wonder how long you were stareing at her while she walked around so it must be spontanius
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Nozomu on 2004-05-25 at 01:14:33
I bet you pick up tons of chicks that way 
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.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sinister_X on 2004-05-25 at 07:25:05
my brother is the master of this stuff he takes me places and tells me what to say he tells me im in training 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by @:@ on 2004-05-25 at 07:47:55
You are the stiflers brother aren't you
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sinister_X on 2004-05-25 at 09:05:35
close enough lol let me think what else
oh ya the pass i haven't had the chance to try this yet but i guess its a way to start a conversation you start with the 3 second rule then if shes smoking you walk by her and snatch the cigarette from her mouth or hand and keep walking she will be stunned then you turn around walk back up to her hand it back and say smoking causes cancer you know with a smile and boom you are in it shows you were brave and spontaneous
oh ya the pass i haven't had the chance to try this yet but i guess its a way to start a conversation you start with the 3 second rule then if shes smoking you walk by her and snatch the cigarette from her mouth or hand and keep walking she will be stunned then you turn around walk back up to her hand it back and say smoking causes cancer you know with a smile and boom you are in it shows you were brave and spontaneous
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2004-05-25 at 11:19:19
That's one of the weird ways. Why not just be a gentleman and kiss someones hand? It's not that hard. British do it. You don't see them not picking up girls, just like french... 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-05-25 at 13:25:45
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
"You've got a 'bloop' on your nose." When they ask what, , pinch her nose and say"bloop!"
hmm there is a whole site of these...let me find them
"You've got a 'bloop' on your nose." When they ask what, , pinch her nose and say"bloop!"
hmm there is a whole site of these...let me find them
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dashrike on 2004-05-25 at 14:33:43
I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sinister_X on 2004-05-25 at 14:35:10
thats actually funny lol i like that oneteddy bear lol
kissing hand is kind of corny i think also i bet it would work more on a goody girl which would mean no bad stuff which would mean no sex which would mean what the point i like girls that just want to have fun
i meant all that in a non sexist way
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-05-25 at 18:52:03
The crappiest one of them all:
Aw man I cut my lip will you kiss it?
Aw man I cut my lip will you kiss it?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pinecone on 2004-05-25 at 20:23:16
Do you want a drink or do you just want the money?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The.Gnome on 2004-05-26 at 01:51:20
"Can I take a picture of you, so Santa will know what I want for Christmas"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-05-26 at 14:48:43
Heres another crappy one:
Here take this $100 now and the other $500 when me and my mom are finished
Here take this $100 now and the other $500 when me and my mom are finished
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sinister_X on 2004-05-26 at 18:24:28
err thats kind of well wrong..... 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-05-26 at 18:48:59
ya i no but wot are you really going to about it
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dashrike on 2004-06-01 at 11:02:40
Well, I don't know about you, but I'd probably respond in english.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Valahan on 2004-06-01 at 14:35:16
QUOTE
kissing hand is kind of corny i think also i bet it would work more on a goody girl which would mean no bad stuff which would mean no sex which would mean what the point i like girls that just want to have fun
Who says Nice/Goody girls don't have sex? You are a sad, sad individual indeed. They may not seem like it... but they're just as... feisty =D
Report, edit, etc...Posted by @:@ on 2004-06-01 at 14:41:13
Yeah but they tend to stray away from that kind of stuff MORE then dirty hoes 