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Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2005-12-11 at 19:53:29
Use this format for your dreams.

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[color=red]<Dream Name>[/color]
[color=orange]<Dream Event>[/color]


When I was dreaming this, I barely cried. It was a nightmare when I dreamt it.
Attack of Shampoos!
We were being attacked by flying shampoos and I threw soaps at them to kill them. Many people died from being choked to death by shampoos.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-12-11 at 20:04:53
WTF????
I was at school when wasps starting eating our garbage. This was in some way bad... Then a bunch of actors from TV who were really Cyborgs invaded. But luckily most of the invasion force was stuck in a wormhole because they were out of toliet paper. While they waited for the toilet paper, they turned off the heat so the ice cream wouldn't melt.

Suddenly my friends started fighting some of the actors who got through and I was steering the Titanic through the school parking lot. Then my math teacher flew over the school and started dropping bombs on it.

Then I woke up.


Yeah... I'm insane. blink.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-11 at 20:14:59
Dreaming of waking up?
i dreamt i woke up and went to school, when my alarm when off im like wtf?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-11 at 20:16:04
It's Showtime!
I had a dream that Beetlejuice (from the old cartoon show, for those of you old enough to remember, not from the Tim Burton movie), had taken over my town and was forcing us all to live in little tent camps just outside of town while he build a gigantic castle over the city. In the dream, I was about 5 or 6 years old, so when I went out to play away from the camps and came back I couldn't find the tent with the rest of my family. I searched forever but never found my tent.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-12-11 at 21:13:44
<Uhh...>
<In my dream I had the legs of a horse like mootaro and I went to school and people kept tripping me down the stairs and I broke alot of bones that day>
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-12-11 at 21:20:07
Moo
When I was five, I dreamt that a green monster with a cube head like picked me up by the throat and started choking me... and my brother was like saying "KICK HIM IN THE NUTS!!! KICK HIM IN THE NUTS!!!"

Im special.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-12-11 at 21:27:21
falling....and falling...and still falling...
In my dream, i was on a school fieldtrip to this place surrounded by a hill. Somehow, I got on top of one of the hills and my teacher was yelling for me to get down. So I jumped down, and i was falling......and falling.......the ground was in plain view but i wasnt getting any closer to it. Finally i hit the ground and woke up to find myself on the floor, below the stairs =/
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-12-11 at 21:33:25
Weird clothing
I dreamt I came into school in a blue miniskirt, black hose and some t-shirt. A semi-friend of mine (he's admittedly pretty bland) was wearing a garter belt with fishnet stockings over a normal t shirt and pants set up, but the stockings didn't go down to feet, they just ended at his knees. Really bizzare.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2005-12-11 at 21:39:04
OMFG NO WAY!
I dreamed I was gay, hah not likely. I'm all 100% manliness, rawr.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-12-11 at 23:19:30
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6th grade. 12. I was sitting on a hill with my friend (a girl). Eventually we…
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-12-11 at 23:23:44

Penguin Dominatrix
I was sleeping on a barbeque, then ths guy came out of a bush and he had no face. He threw a penguin wearing leather at me and it hurt. Then I woke up in a dungeon and the penguin had a battery hooked up to my nipples. I yelled stuff like MMM IT HURTS SO GOOD! MM! Then he bit me and I got mad so I left.That night I woke up and he was there with a hannible thing on his face and a gleem in his eye. Then I woke up for real and punched the guy standing over me.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-12-12 at 00:12:14
QUOTE(O)FaRTy1billion @ Dec 11 2005, 08:19 PM)
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6th grade. 12. I was sitting on a hill with my friend (a girl). Eventually we…
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Whoa there.... I'm not sure that I want to know what happens next... Hmm, I have to choose which one of my dreams was weirdest... Was it the one where I was an assassin and I could cloak like a ghost and my girlfriend hired me to kill everyone, or a different one... Hmm... How about this one:
Cliff diver
I was on my family camping trip in Manzinita, Oregon, when I jumped off a reeeeally high cliff at a state park. I fell, and fell, and fell until I hit the gorund, and I was like "Ouch." So then I went up and looked at a forest that was being cleared out. I was sneaking around and saw a clear-cutter with his chainsaw. He turned around and yelled at me, "Hey! You're trespassing!" So he chased me with his chainsaw, and I jumped off an even higher cliff then the first one to get away from him. For part of this, there was a really zoomed-out side view, and I was a little speck going down this huge cliff. Then it went back to my view, and i went splat on a log. I stood up, and...
Dream over. I have more weird dreams, and I'll talk about them if you want, but you don't want me to. I can tell.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-12 at 01:18:54
wait i have a even weirder dream

being chased by zombies throwing axes at me while dodging them going down a free way on a skateboard

scary and weird and i dont wanna talk about it.....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-12-12 at 02:42:50
Uh...
I dreamt that I stole Harry Potter books from these book shops and became the Most Wanted in the US. Then I tried to smuggle them to another country by plane then I got caught and got 'punished' with life sentence in jail. Honestly.. it's so wierd.. Wtfeck. I don't even like Harry Potter books.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-12-12 at 04:15:29
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Honestly.. it's so wierd.. Wtfeck. I don't even like Harry Potter books.
Liar liar, pants on fire.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-12-12 at 04:19:58
Lol! Uh... my eyes... they're burning!

By the way, you forgot the scar tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by glytchur on 2005-12-12 at 08:43:54
There is no spoon
well, i dreamed i was at this place in my neighborhood with my 2 friends and they were talking to me. then i just realized (in the dream) it was a dream, and after my friends dissapeared i realized i had to do something crazy and fly or something. so i ran a few yards, jumped, and started moving like hovering
then i woke up... sad.gif
really a true dream, not liek most of the other dreams here...

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QUOTE(warhammer40000 @ Dec 11 2005, 09:20 PM)
Im special.
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dont we all know it...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-12-12 at 09:38:54
Why must you insist on formats like that?

I'd describe my most memorable dream (twas very recent) but I don't think it was appropriate. Although, I do have this reoccuring event that if I like kinda kick-flutter my feet, I can fly.
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