Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oblivius on 2005-12-19 at 21:28:14
Here are signs I have seen that are true.
I. STOP sign with the word, "don't" on the top.
II. (on a ice cream truck) Always stop railroad crossings.
III. (on can) Open on other side. (on other side, someone wrote in pen) Open on
other side.
IV. Open with care!! (sign was INSIDE the box)
You may post any other funny signs you seen here.
I. STOP sign with the word, "don't" on the top.
II. (on a ice cream truck) Always stop railroad crossings.
III. (on can) Open on other side. (on other side, someone wrote in pen) Open on
other side.
IV. Open with care!! (sign was INSIDE the box)
You may post any other funny signs you seen here.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kashmir on 2005-12-19 at 21:34:05
on the bottom of a box it said "do not flip over" or something of the sort.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-12-19 at 21:39:31
ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head.
ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS' COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head.
ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS' COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-19 at 21:43:31
This isn't a sign, but it was a newspaper headline:
"Boner pops up at feminist rally"
I guess someone with that l33t last name showed up unexpectedly...
"Boner pops up at feminist rally"
I guess someone with that l33t last name showed up unexpectedly...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by justin_grant on 2005-12-19 at 21:58:55
QUOTE(DT_Battlekruser @ Dec 19 2005, 07:39 PM)
ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head.
ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS' COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
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Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head.
ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS' COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
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You stole that from funnyjunk.com !
On a cart:
Note: In the candy isle there are two emergency exits if needed.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2005-12-19 at 22:05:28
MillenniumArmy stole that from funnyjunk too I guess.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oblivius on 2005-12-19 at 22:51:57
I knew that DT plagorized something!
lol, 1 more:
I. Do please feed bears (not was crossed out)
lol, 1 more:
I. Do please feed bears (not was crossed out)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PwnPirate on 2005-12-19 at 23:16:01
On a box of laxatives I saw somewhere:
Side effects may include diarrhea.
Soap:
For external use only
Toothpaste:
do not swallow more toothpaste than the size of a pea.
Another brand of toothpaste:
If you are under 6 years of age and you have swallowed this product, contact your doctor.
Side effects may include diarrhea.
Soap:
For external use only
Toothpaste:
do not swallow more toothpaste than the size of a pea.
Another brand of toothpaste:
If you are under 6 years of age and you have swallowed this product, contact your doctor.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-12-20 at 16:32:22
[center]Outside a bathroom in Maine, 'Unloading zone only'[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-20 at 16:37:06
Battlekruiser, u stole all the good ones 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-12-20 at 17:13:52
My point is they're already all out online.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-12-20 at 17:19:50
A stop sign where someone put an "eating animals" sticker at the bottom. They're quite common around here.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2005-12-20 at 17:20:08
What about the sign that says 'Beware! This sign is sharp! Do not touch the edges of this sign!'
Report, edit, etc...Posted by justin_grant on 2005-12-20 at 19:07:19
Oh, I just got a few bathroom ones (these lots of people have online though)
High up on the wall: If you can piss above this line the fire department needs you.
On the side of a toilet: Some poeple come here to take a dump... I came to leave one.
High up on the wall: If you can piss above this line the fire department needs you.
On the side of a toilet: Some poeple come here to take a dump... I came to leave one.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-12-20 at 20:49:44
Actual picture taken at a church in the eastern great lakes region of the USA.
(sister took it, well she was in the uncropped picture)
(sister took it, well she was in the uncropped picture)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2005-12-20 at 23:01:39
The braille on the "Pay at the Pump" gas stations. Maybe they say "Why are you driving?".
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-12-20 at 23:23:01
QUOTE(Dorkhawk @ Dec 19 2005, 09:05 PM)
MillenniumArmy stole that from funnyjunk too I guess.
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I actually stole it from my cousin's AIM profile.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-12-20 at 23:29:23
license plate#: 53K51
sign on a bike: how's my driving? Call (forgot the #)
sign on a bike: how's my driving? Call (forgot the #)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2005-12-20 at 23:53:26
Starcraft profile-
Location: look at description
Description: look at location
that should get some noobs caught in an infinite circle
want free money? call 555-5555
Location: look at description
Description: look at location
that should get some noobs caught in an infinite circle
want free money? call 555-5555
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tmac on 2005-12-22 at 00:08:58
On the bottom of a cake box there was a sticker that said something to this effect:
This side down, but its probably too late now.
This side down, but its probably too late now.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2005-12-22 at 02:13:14
Sleeping pills
warning: may cause drowsyness lol..
warning: may cause drowsyness lol..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-12-22 at 07:22:26
Special Poo Poo Platter for only $6.49...