Report, edit, etc...Posted by atlass on 2005-12-31 at 22:26:10
Okay, I came across this a bit ago and saved it a text file on my computer. I thought they were funny and now I would like to share them with you 
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!!!
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-12-31 at 22:38:21
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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
rofl
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-12-31 at 22:53:39
Don't forget Oklahoma is OK. Which is the actual motto.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-31 at 22:55:25
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Don't forget Oklahoma is OK. Which is the actual motto.
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Indeed, it's on my liscence plate.
Oklahoma > j00
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-12-31 at 23:01:01
Everytime I say that you're there.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-31 at 23:10:19
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Everytime I say that you're there.
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It's like my bat signal.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2005-12-31 at 23:13:05
lol
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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2005-12-31 at 23:36:48
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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Bleh. It's true. Our taxes sux.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-12-31 at 23:38:34
I wouldn't know, seeings how I'm a minor, but the death tax, what's your stance on that? I think it's wrong, as it's a double tax. It was taxed when it was first gotten, and it's being taxed again.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2005-12-31 at 23:48:46
LOL!!!!!!, "If you Can Dream it, We can Tax it" ROFL!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-12-31 at 23:49:24
I hate the luxury tax, always gets me before go.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-01-01 at 00:24:06
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Nevada: Whores and Poker!
ROFL!
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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
Only for Camden...Meh...Everywhere I go in this state everyoen says that...Even Corzine, who I think shouldn't say that in front of my face.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Valug on 2006-01-01 at 00:49:43
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Glad Im not a sheep in Wyoming..[/sub]
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Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!!!
Glad Im not a sheep in Wyoming..[/sub]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-01-01 at 00:55:54
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Roffles...
Roffles...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2006-01-01 at 02:15:46
Idaho has Napoleon Dynamite, the most exciting thing to happen there since the state was formed.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2006-01-01 at 02:15:49
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
hehe
hehe
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-01-01 at 06:36:16
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Idaho has Napoleon Dynamite, the most exciting thing to happen there since the state was formed.
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Which isn't all that exciting once you think about it...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Jordan on 2006-01-01 at 12:25:15
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North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
lol. w00t! a vegetable has grown in my backyard! look its w33d!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-01-01 at 12:39:21
Tobacco isn't weed...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Jordan on 2006-01-01 at 12:45:42
im just saying. next motto is going to be Go to your backyard, look it's weed. It's hard to understand. Hard to say it too.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-01-01 at 12:47:53
Weed's an herb...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vibrator on 2006-01-01 at 12:49:05
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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
rofl
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-01-01 at 12:58:49
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California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
LOL
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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Like...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2006-01-01 at 13:08:15
QUOTE(DT_Battlekruser @ Jan 1 2006, 02:15 AM)
Idaho has Napoleon Dynamite, the most exciting thing to happen there since the state was formed.
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STEAL'D?!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-01-01 at 13:14:05
I remember reading that. -_-