Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2006-01-03 at 00:42:38
http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.ph...&topic_id=35406
Posting it wouldn't be as funny because of the filters. Got a good laugh out of it.
Posting it wouldn't be as funny because of the filters. Got a good laugh out of it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vibrator on 2006-01-03 at 00:48:22
lol, not bad 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2006-01-03 at 00:51:26
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which vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie
LOloloLOlo.
This is so great, definitely a perfect example of differences.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2006-01-03 at 00:56:20
Its pretty good. I did this back in like 4th grade, we farked up all the girls papers, they were so mad.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2006-01-03 at 01:04:18
rofl
Who are these people? This totally reminded me of calvin and suzy in one strip where they both try to play together. Suzy is the president of the US and calvin is her husband. Calvin then starts insulting suzy, suzy gets angry; they start insulting each, and then Calvin turns himself into a Tarzan like person and they both leave each other with one last insult.
. Purely awesome!
Who are these people? This totally reminded me of calvin and suzy in one strip where they both try to play together. Suzy is the president of the US and calvin is her husband. Calvin then starts insulting suzy, suzy gets angry; they start insulting each, and then Calvin turns himself into a Tarzan like person and they both leave each other with one last insult.
. Purely awesome!Report, edit, etc...Posted by Minority on 2006-01-03 at 01:11:07
Heh, heh, heh.
This:
was my favourite part.
This:
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(Gary)
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have camomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F***ING TEA??? Oh no, I'm an air headed bimbo who reads too many Daniel Steele novels."
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have camomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F***ING TEA??? Oh no, I'm an air headed bimbo who reads too many Daniel Steele novels."
was my favourite part.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sessase on 2006-01-03 at 01:23:32
(Gary)
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at
writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have
camomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F***ING TEA??? Oh no,
I'm an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels."
LOL Pwned.
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at
writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have
camomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F***ING TEA??? Oh no,
I'm an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels."
LOL Pwned.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-01-03 at 01:48:48
cool. Too bad I've seen it before.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-01-03 at 03:36:48
The best part was their grade
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-01-03 at 15:28:51
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(Gary)
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have camomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F***ING TEA??? Oh no, I'm an air headed bimbo who reads too many Daniel Steele novels."
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have camomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F***ING TEA??? Oh no, I'm an air headed bimbo who reads too many Daniel Steele novels."
I loved that. Mostly the 'neurotic'.
Yah, the grade was nice. Wonderful story. What grade is this?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2006-01-03 at 16:09:52
Lol, hilarious.
A+ I really liked this story.
A+ I really liked this story.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2006-01-04 at 00:51:28
QUOTE(Medea @ Jan 2 2006, 10:48 PM)
cool. Too bad I've seen it before.
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Yea, I know it's old.
And it's a college theme paper, so I'm going to assume that.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2006-01-04 at 22:40:25
Has anyone seen this one?
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The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
Note: This student received the only "A."
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
Note: This student received the only "A."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2006-01-04 at 23:13:34
I give both the one that Diggidoyo posted, and the the one from pekkel_the_duck the grade of Æ++. That means that it pwns all the letter grades.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2006-01-04 at 23:17:12
Hehe, I remember this. I think someone posted it a while back, but still funny!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2006-01-04 at 23:47:13
QUOTE(pekkel_the_duck @ Jan 4 2006, 10:17 PM)
Hehe, I remember this. I think someone posted it a while back, but still funny!
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