Credit to Stephen Colbert:
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A movie that sucked during holiday Christmas season: The Chronicals of Narnia - The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
First of all, we know that this is an allegory of when Jesus dies, comes back to life, and destroys evil...anyways, shouldn't we be more direct? Let's start with the title.
The Chronicals of Narnia - The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
Now for our first step on being direct, we'll change "Lion" into Jesus.
The Chronicals of Narnia - The Jesus, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
Better, but not quite. Would Jesus watch this if it had the unholy word, "Witch", in it? I think not, let's take that out.
The Chronicals of Narnia - The Jesus and the Wardrobe.
I don't Jesus had a wardrobe so might as well take that out.
The Chronicals of Narnia - The Jesus
Well we could change Jesus into Christ and the Chronicals of Narnia doesn't seem passionate enough, let's change that.
The Passion of the Christ
Perfect.
I simply got a kick out of that...
Anyways, a good movie to see would be Hostel since Quenten Tarantino's name is in the commercial.