Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-01-04 at 22:13:56
So, people seem to know what they want, since the 'wish' thread is so popular. So, let's look at this scenario:
you rub a magic lamp, and the genie comes out. Not being used to the shockingly high polluted air we live in (compared to the last time he appears thousands of years ago), he dies. Its your job to grant someone else their wishes. Now, they haven't told you what they want, and chances are they never will. Without knowing anything about the person, choose three things you'd give them if you were the genie.
you rub a magic lamp, and the genie comes out. Not being used to the shockingly high polluted air we live in (compared to the last time he appears thousands of years ago), he dies. Its your job to grant someone else their wishes. Now, they haven't told you what they want, and chances are they never will. Without knowing anything about the person, choose three things you'd give them if you were the genie.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2006-01-04 at 22:16:31
1. an extra mouth that made that person say what he/she wants to wish for
2. make the universe more fun by turning it into like a sci-fi thing
3. more wishes
2. make the universe more fun by turning it into like a sci-fi thing
3. more wishes
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-01-04 at 22:26:39
1. Make the person tell you what they want.
2. Make the Starcraft World in our Universe.
3. Infinite Wishes.
2. Make the Starcraft World in our Universe.
3. Infinite Wishes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-01-04 at 22:29:58
1. Make them (into) a burger.
2. Put ketchup and mustard on said burger.
3. Seeing as they're already a hamburger, I end up eating their burger (them).
2. Put ketchup and mustard on said burger.
3. Seeing as they're already a hamburger, I end up eating their burger (them).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-01-04 at 22:33:06
1.)Turn him/her into a Moose.
2.)Give the moose downs syndrome.
3.)Give the moose 100 dollars.
2.)Give the moose downs syndrome.
3.)Give the moose 100 dollars.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2006-01-04 at 23:24:19
QUOTE
3. more wishes
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3. Infinite Wishes.
havent you guys ever seen aladen?
there are rules to wishes.
1 you cannot wish for more wishses
2 you cannot with for someone to die
3 you cannot with someone back from the dead
Wish 1. grant them immortality(turn them into a genie)
oh look im free
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lithium on 2006-01-04 at 23:24:58
1) Turn the person into a Philly Cheesesteak
2) Put Chili on the Cheesesteak
3) Eat the Cheesesteak (Them)
2) Put Chili on the Cheesesteak
3) Eat the Cheesesteak (Them)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-01-04 at 23:25:58
What's up with all you people eating those people?
and
QUOTE
1) Turn the person into a Philly Cheesesteak
2) Put Chili on the Cheesesteak
3) Eat the Cheesesteak (Them)
2) Put Chili on the Cheesesteak
3) Eat the Cheesesteak (Them)
and
QUOTE
1. Make them (into) a burger.
2. Put ketchup and mustard on said burger.
3. Seeing as they're already a hamburger, I end up eating their burger (them).
2. Put ketchup and mustard on said burger.
3. Seeing as they're already a hamburger, I end up eating their burger (them).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2006-01-04 at 23:51:15
1. Wish for him to turn into a fish
2. Wish for a fishing pole
3. Wish for bait
4. Wish for fishing skillz
5. Wish for patience
6. Wish for a net
7. Wish for a bucket
8. Wish for a fish gutter
9. Wish for a pan
10. Wish for a stove
11. Wish for non-stick Pam
12. Wish for oven mittens
13. Wish for a plate
14. Wish for a napkin
15. Wish for peace and quite to enjoy my au naturale fish stick.
2. Wish for a fishing pole
3. Wish for bait
4. Wish for fishing skillz
5. Wish for patience
6. Wish for a net
7. Wish for a bucket
8. Wish for a fish gutter
9. Wish for a pan
10. Wish for a stove
11. Wish for non-stick Pam
12. Wish for oven mittens
13. Wish for a plate
14. Wish for a napkin
15. Wish for peace and quite to enjoy my au naturale fish stick.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2006-01-05 at 00:34:07
1)Wish them good fortune
2)Wish them a good life
3)Wish them to stay on the good side of the law.
2)Wish them a good life
3)Wish them to stay on the good side of the law.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2006-01-05 at 01:23:23
Three things I'd give them.
1. An idea.
2. Motivation.
3. A .44 Magnum.
'Nuff said they'd change the world.
1. An idea.
2. Motivation.
3. A .44 Magnum.
'Nuff said they'd change the world.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-01-05 at 15:23:41
Lol, Rantent 
1) Wish them to want to wish me to alternate between human and genie whenever I want.
2) Wish them 1000000 dollars.
3) Wish them to want to wish me to be free of the lamp but retain my powers.
1) Wish them to want to wish me to alternate between human and genie whenever I want.
2) Wish them 1000000 dollars.
3) Wish them to want to wish me to be free of the lamp but retain my powers.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-01-05 at 15:27:24
QUOTE(Sie_Sayoka @ Jan 4 2006, 11:24 PM)
havent you guys ever seen aladen?
there are rules to wishes.
1 you cannot wish for more wishses
2 you cannot with for someone to die
3 you cannot with someone back from the dead
Wish 1. grant them immortality(turn them into a genie)
oh look im free
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there are rules to wishes.
1 you cannot wish for more wishses
2 you cannot with for someone to die
3 you cannot with someone back from the dead
Wish 1. grant them immortality(turn them into a genie)
oh look im free
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And love!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2006-01-05 at 15:44:39
lol someones been watching alladen 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-01-05 at 15:57:09
1. Make them wish for a million bucks
2. Make them wish for infinite boxes of pizza
3. Make them wish to trade places
2. Make them wish for infinite boxes of pizza
3. Make them wish to trade places
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2006-01-05 at 19:12:27
In memory of the previous genie and his death;
1. Turn that person into one of those air cleaners.
2. Make him 20x in size.
3. Make him fly and tie him to a string above New York
Let the unpolluting begin!
*5 minutes later*
Damn. Filter needs changed, not my problem.
1. Turn that person into one of those air cleaners.
2. Make him 20x in size.
3. Make him fly and tie him to a string above New York
Let the unpolluting begin!
*5 minutes later*
Damn. Filter needs changed, not my problem.