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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Helios on 2004-06-03 at 22:07:17
Just type in a word in the box and it comes up with some random stuff its funny. lol
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Helios


Exceedingly Good Helios.
What Can Helios Do For You?
There's Always Room For Helios.
Shake the Bottle, Wake the Helios.
Get Busy with the Helios.

Lol..Hilarious
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pinecone on 2004-06-03 at 23:04:38
I put in Pinecone, and it talks about boyscouts with fred, after that l had to wait another 20 seconds due to traffic.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2004-06-04 at 00:07:49
"Tastes great, Less Unknown_Being"
WHAT?! I TASTE BAD?! My dog doesn't say so! He LOVES the taste of U_B!
"So Easy, no wonder Unknown_Being is #1."
Eww...
Basicly, "Feel me"...
"Because Unknown_Being can't drive."
I'm 12...
"Taste the Unknown_Being."
... O.o... it stops right here...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Aster on 2004-06-04 at 07:44:34
"We Bring Chaos to Life. "
"Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Aster."

Lol!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Reever on 2004-06-04 at 20:26:59
Got Reever? Your in luck! lol wtf do i got reever
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-06-04 at 21:06:06
Tense, Nervous, Firekame?
yeah pretty much always...

Exceedingly Good Firekame.
damn straight cool1.gif

Now with 50% more Firekame!
woohoo!

The Firekame For All Ages.

Make It A Firekame Night.
uh....

Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Firekame.
hehehe...so many levels of being funny

Just What The Firekame Ordered.
...and it stops there. server got too busy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2004-06-05 at 04:14:35
"Exceedingly Good"
"Got ------ You're in luck"
I got those also, just didn't seem mentionable.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hampster on 2004-06-05 at 10:43:19
Ho Ho Ho, Green Hampster.
...WTF i'm not santa im a hampster.
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Hampster.
...An oversized hampster (^-*)
Got Hampster?
...Yes someone please buy me.
Two Hours of Hampster in Just Two Calories.
...I dont get it?
This Is The Age Of The Hampster.
...I wish!
Get the Door - It's Hampster.
...Yes everyone loves me like philly cheese steak.
Hampster Really Satisfies.
...You can say that again.
Washing Machines Live Longer With Hampster.
...How is this soo?
Who Would You Have A Hampster With?
...Hehehe
Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Hampster.
...Why what do i do for teeth?
Bunch of other just too lazy to add them.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Valahan on 2004-06-05 at 13:41:46
We Build Valahan.
... So I have twins/triplets/whatever? And wait... I'm a robot!?!

The Good Valahan Kids go For.
... Uh... ?

Look, Ma, No Valahan!
... hey screw you! I'm right here!

Beware of Expensive Valahan.
... Ya right, I don't buy anything, and I don't ask for anything. I usually give stuff away... I'm not expensive closedeyes.gif

Smart. Beautiful. Valahan.
... damn right I'm smart! ...

A Finger of Valahan is just enough to give your kids a treat.
... What... the censored.gif ?? I ain't no pedophile!

that's not even funny.
that's enough for me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-06-05 at 14:25:00
Gee, Your dawg smells terrific
.....ok

Its not tv, its dawg

this is not your fathers dawg ermm.gif

I like the dawg in you
....everybody has a dawg in them

Theres more than one way to eat a dawg
...lol

The best part of waking up, is dawg in your cup

Four out of five dentists reccomend dawg

Let your dawg do the walking
...rofl
Report, edit, etc...Posted by evolipel on 2004-06-05 at 15:04:35
lol I typed in "bull censored.gif ". These are the replies:

What Would You Do For A Bull censored.gif ?
Takes a Bull censored.gif but it Keeps on Tickin'.
Wouldn't You Like To Be A Bull censored.gif Too?
America's Most Trusted Bul censored.gif .

Here's results for "moron":

Get Moron or Get Out.
Moron Tested, Mother Approved.
Dial Down the Moron.
You Deserve A Moron Today.
Gives A Meal Moron-Appeal.

That's some fun... biggrin.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Reever on 2004-06-06 at 02:41:02
QUOTE(evolipel @ Jun 5 2004, 12:04 PM)
lol I typed in "bull censored.gif ". These are the replies:

What Would You Do For A Bull censored.gif ?
Takes a Bull censored.gif but it Keeps on Tickin'.
Wouldn't You Like To Be A Bull censored.gif Too?
America's Most Trusted Bul censored.gif .

Here's results for "moron":

Get Moron or Get Out.
Moron Tested, Mother Approved.
Dial Down the Moron.
You Deserve A Moron Today.
Gives A Meal Moron-Appeal.

That's some fun...  biggrin.gif

lmao funny slogans

I used F-ck head and this is what i got

You can have a f-ck head like mine to

My doctor says F-ck head

The man from f-ck head he says yes

Behold the power of f-ck head

thats all i got so far
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-06-06 at 07:54:48
Doing It Right Before Your Cj420.-------pretty dumb
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2004-06-06 at 23:56:21
The Sweet You Can't Eat Without Ezday
......?
Thank Ezday It's Friday
...So... I control what day it is? COOL
Good To The Last Ezday
...When it's a HardDay, it doesn't work anymore wink.gif
Go On, Get Your Ezday Out.
......?
Whatever You're Into, Get Into Ezday.
..."Get in mah' belly!"
Things Happen After an Ezday.
...Yes. But all time stops in temporary stasis and nothing happens after hard days.
You Can't Get Quicker Than an Ezday Fitter.
......?
An Army of Ezday.
...An army of me? What good would that do?
Say It With Ezday.
...I don't like to say things with people. It makes me sound like I'm mocking them... -.-
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2004-06-07 at 01:31:39
Big Di*k

If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Big D*ck.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-06-07 at 15:16:07
My favorite:
What ever, What ever,
Its MY hot body i do wot i want with it
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-06-13 at 20:29:41
this is my favourite:
you have one body, respect it; one mind, feed it well; and one life, enjoy it.


my other favourite is this one:
if you don't have anything to say, don't say it for your mouth will be your ruin
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