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Staredit Network -> Miscellaneous -> The SC Hall of Famous Morons
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Kirbycode774 on 2006-02-12 at 02:38:54
To be brief, I made this thread so everyone can talk about the morons which you happen to come across while playing Starcraft. You know.. noobs per se.

Colonel.sanders is the name of my moron I nominate. I happened upon him tonight in a game of Bomberman 2.7. As a courtesy, people don't wall in others with their pylon bombs in front of their spawn points, which is an obvious flaw in the game that cannot be fixed easily. Sanders, however, truly ONLY can do this... he is an "average" player i suppose, but really all he ever does is be cheap by walling people in their spawn points.

Anyways, after a few rounds of butchering everyone (My FFA record of zero losses still stands), this bumbling idiot decided to hide at my spawn area. He truly didn't even try to kill anyone; whenever I tried to attack him, he would simply run around in circles so i couldn't trap him, but always go back to my spawn point. I really would've left him alone and killed everyone else, but since red is rigged starting off with 10 lives instead of 9, I had to try to kill him twice so I would win when the 15 minute timer finished.

Well, sooner or later I do die, and he walls me in my spawn point. It's funny too; he's so clumsy at it that I even escaped once. But soon, I die and he walls me in again. It's pretty sad too, you should've seen his "high" he gotten from walling me in. Well anyways, he "won". (I would not consider that a loss because he didn't even TRY to play; he was just out for cheap and shallow revenge.) So then, I wanted to play again, and POOF, he's gone. The coward; right after he wins he stops making the game! disgust.gif

So, who's your specific SC idiot you would like to nominate?
(Oh and also I am only a sore loser when I am slaughtered... I do not consider this "slaughtering" me, I consider it unfair play... just in case someone thought I was ranting just cuz i "lost")
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ._. on 2006-02-12 at 06:41:39
angry_zealot ---> mad.gif ranting.gif ranting.gif
once i was playing this guy (angry_zealot) and he was like haxz0r roflmao lol, and i wasn't hacking so i was like no and he got mad so he sent his airforce to destroy my stuff disgust.gif and i was like wtf hax because i only had bcs and tanks and he had things so then he destroyed my stuff and i left because he had those things but then i floated my cc to algeria where i set up a base camp because i owned blue until my allies could recover my base so then the guy visioned me and he had all my base are belong to him, so then the dragoon tanks arrived and owned the bcs cool1.gif and i was saved but then the enemies took advantage of this by sending their tanks and stuff to destroy stuff and i was like hax hax rm rm rm and they were like stfu noob and i was like stfu and then i went to their channel and was booted from it because they are noobs mellow.gif and then i rmed and the guy joined and i banned him and he was like wtf noob and i put up an away message that said (OWNEDDD) tongue.gif and he got on another account and then he bsed me again so i was like hey im not playing this anymore so i turned off sc.
-fin happy.gif
(It was ww death in europe and i was italy)
(yes it is one giant sentence)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gigins on 2006-02-12 at 07:10:22
I nominate - lil-shorty aka short.stuff aka Mystic.Muffins aka Mariohat aka Mp)Shorty aka Nano_ aka testcorn66 aka Expo aka something we all missed tongue.gif

I think I don't have to comment this crazy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-02-12 at 07:23:31
State_Champs

I was playing a game of Walls and Distractions. Before the started, the host and I clearly stated about...4 times that we were allies. We also said to get a fleet of scouts, which was mistake #1. About 4 minutes into the game, we had a secure barricade of nexuses, then all of the sudden, this guy comes with his fleets and kills both our probes, thus making us lose.

ADDITION:
State_Champs

I was playing a game of Walls and Distractions. Before the started, the host and I clearly stated about...4 times that we were allies. We also said to get a fleet of scouts, which was mistake #1. About 4 minutes into the game, we had a secure barricade of nexuses, then all of the sudden, this guy comes with his fleets and kills both our probes, thus making us lose.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2006-02-12 at 07:58:35
I nominate Devilesk
(What a noob)
tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2006-02-12 at 08:35:49
corbo- I dunno why. But everyone hates him, so then I do.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-02-12 at 08:54:33
I nominate anyone who joins the game, downloads the map and immediately leaves.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-02-12 at 09:04:41
I nominate everyone that says they played the game before...And sucks at it...

HorroR and his bounds
Report, edit, etc...Posted by AgenT_Nick on 2006-02-12 at 09:08:21
i nominate skull because he is like a little annoying sister and will never leave you alone.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-02-12 at 09:16:15
I nominate Sgt.Cake for calling me a hacker when I was winning in Snowball Wars and then feeding on his AFK ally. I won, of course wink.gif.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-02-12 at 10:23:16
QUOTE(The_Falc @ Feb 12 2006, 09:04 AM)
I nominate everyone that says they played the game before...And sucks at it...

HorroR and his bounds
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.....

Can I also nominate another person.

YaeXirillion

For existing
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-02-12 at 10:26:38
I nominate..

GgG-AxeEffect
Seriously, that guy's a total newb..
jk?

I nominate ScV_516, I hate to be vulgar, but he is the most annoying prick you'd ever find on battle.net. He's a stereotypical moron.


I hate him so much ;\
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2006-02-12 at 10:39:46
Anyone who joins and dls then leaves.
Any cat who leaves when I start Cat vs Mouse. (That's why I play comp. cats)
Anyone who says "I love this map!" or say "I have this!" and suck at it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wing-of-no-Wing on 2006-02-12 at 10:51:07
Anyone who doesn't read the briefing when playing a new map and then is like "????, Omg, wtf do I do???", and then leaves without figuring it out and giving it a chance...there are far too many of said type.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SkuLL on 2006-02-12 at 11:14:50
QUOTE(AgenT_Nick @ Feb 12 2006, 09:08 AM)
i nominate skull because he is like a little annoying sister and will never leave you alone.
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I nominate AgenT because I'm like the only one who's willing to test his maps (he begs me to test his maps tongue.gif ).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-02-12 at 11:36:01
People who know how to play the game, maybe even good at it, but never skip a long briefing.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-02-12 at 11:36:33
I nominate me for suckign at melee wink.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2006-02-12 at 11:43:46
Dark_lunatic_K

Aside from making awful maps, he excels in being idiotic in real time. He once claimed that the WWII Sicily map (can't recall the name) was rigged for the Allied forces, so two friends and myself challenged him to play 3v3 (us as Germans/Italians), at which point he flipped out and said it wasn't fair to go 3v3.

So we go through all the nonsense explaining that if it's rigged for the Allies, 3v3 should be fine, but no..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-02-12 at 11:55:10
Red2Blue for being a Bounder4Life disgust.gif

One day I will be better than you...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Stalingrad on 2006-02-12 at 12:09:59
I hate people who ban just because you start to dl a map. And holy hell Falc, how could you play solitare for 9 hours?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2006-02-12 at 12:14:20
Let's not make a flamefest/name-calling thread.

>Locked.
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