Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2006-02-22 at 12:47:06
Supposed a homeless guy came up to you, opened a box, and gave you a button on a little remote. This button is red and shiny. He claims that when pushed, it instantly destroys every human being on the planet, including you. There's no cool looking explosions, just everyone falls over (or doesn't if they're lying down) and death takes them. Of coures there's no gaurantees, maybe the guy who gave it you is just some nutcase. Then again, maybe this guy is right. Perhaps you won't push it now, tomorrow, or untilthe last minutes of your life. The question is: would you ever push the button?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SkuLL on 2006-02-22 at 12:49:29
QUOTE(Mini Moose 2707 @ Feb 22 2006, 12:47 PM)
Supposed you were given a button. Its red and shiny. When pushed, it instantly destroys every human being on the planet, including you. There's not cool looking explosions, just everyone falls over (or doesn't if they're lying down) and death takes them. Would you push the button?
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I'd san ban those who votes 'Yes'. They're thinking in the wrong direction and their mind is too violent.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by nimadude on 2006-02-22 at 13:56:04
QUOTE(Mini Moose 2707 @ Feb 22 2006, 09:47 AM)
Supposed you were given a button. Its red and shiny. When pushed, it instantly destroys every human being on the planet, including you. There's not cool looking explosions, just everyone falls over (or doesn't if they're lying down) and death takes them. Would you push the button?
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I would threaten the US government for 20 billion dollars.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hofodomo on 2006-02-22 at 13:56:12
would there be an incentive to? i can't think of why anyone other than....i dunno, a two year old, that would...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2006-02-22 at 14:29:52
QUOTE(SkuLL @ Feb 22 2006, 12:49 PM)
I'd san ban those who votes 'Yes'. They're thinking in the wrong direction and their mind is too violent.
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Okay, I propose that you be banned for no reason at all. Does that also make less than a grain of sense?
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Sure, I'll push it. Maybe not yet, but some day.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-02-22 at 14:38:10
I might if there was a cool explosion or something but there isnt so its pretty much useless id sell it to al quida for like $50
Report, edit, etc...Posted by AqoTrooper on 2006-02-22 at 15:15:50
Why would anyone actually want to push it, Moose?
Even if you plan to suicide, you probably won't want to kill your loved ones as well, so the only kind of person who'd vote 'Yes' is either a crazy maniac or someone who thinks he's funny and is not.
Even if you plan to suicide, you probably won't want to kill your loved ones as well, so the only kind of person who'd vote 'Yes' is either a crazy maniac or someone who thinks he's funny and is not.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2006-02-22 at 16:13:04
did somebody say blackmail? 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CaptainWill on 2006-02-22 at 16:51:24
I would destroy the button itself, or hide it where nobody could ever find it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-02-22 at 17:19:25
That whole "blackmail" idea is brilliant. Except I'd probably never push it if they called my bluff.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2006-02-22 at 17:27:31
QUOTE(SkuLL @ Feb 22 2006, 12:49 PM)
I'd san ban those who votes 'Yes'. They're thinking in the wrong direction and their mind is too violent.
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I am the only one yet to say yes. Before you start arguing, I thought of this poll this way. I thought this can get rid of all the dirty scums of the world like Bush and Saddam. But this doesn't really develop violence. People fall down and die. Not everyone in the world is my loved ones and I hate most of the people anyways.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-02-22 at 17:41:41
Don't diss the Easy Button! 
I would...If I had a plan to revive everyone and bring a hot girl back to life
I would...If I had a plan to revive everyone and bring a hot girl back to life
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2006-02-22 at 17:48:25
Life is too good to leave it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2006-02-22 at 17:50:33
I won't push the button. Why would I want to exterminate man kind? But I can act like a crazy person and demand ransom and if I don't get the money I "push" the button 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-02-22 at 19:37:41
I wouldn't do it. I care too much.
Besides, what if it were a trick? What if the button only killed the pusher? The pusher would have no way of knowing if the rest of the killing was actually carried out.
Besides, what if it were a trick? What if the button only killed the pusher? The pusher would have no way of knowing if the rest of the killing was actually carried out.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-02-22 at 19:58:47
HELL YA I'D PUSH T3H BUTTON!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2006-02-22 at 20:09:31
Ok Moose... I'm worried about you... exactly what are you planning?
Of course I wouldn't. Don't need to whipe off the human race. Sure, we do cause a lot of problems, but still, we're the only animal capable of achieving the technologies we have. This isn't being racist/against their religion and I'm not being funny here, but keep that button away from the Middle East.. some extremeists over there would do anything for Allah... including the WTC 5 years ago. Notice how I said SOME, not ALL which are including the extremeist muslims, ones who would kill for their God. Sorry, lost it there.
Of course I wouldn't. Don't need to whipe off the human race. Sure, we do cause a lot of problems, but still, we're the only animal capable of achieving the technologies we have. This isn't being racist/against their religion and I'm not being funny here, but keep that button away from the Middle East.. some extremeists over there would do anything for Allah... including the WTC 5 years ago. Notice how I said SOME, not ALL which are including the extremeist muslims, ones who would kill for their God. Sorry, lost it there.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2006-02-22 at 20:24:49
Moose, didn't I ask you this question some many months ago? (Maybe it was someone else)
I remember the response: I'll push it on my deathbed.
I remember the response: I'll push it on my deathbed.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-02-22 at 20:28:16
Well...since I pushed "vote" before I read what button I was pushing...I'd say yes.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by SkuLL on 2006-02-22 at 20:32:01
Maybe Moose is planning to create this button! 
and he's going to do what the final result of the poll says!
and he's going to do what the final result of the poll says!Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-02-22 at 21:11:56
No.
I try to not interfere with that type of stuff, just let the world go as it is.
But who knows, maybe if we all die, Gorrillas will learn how to play SC!
I try to not interfere with that type of stuff, just let the world go as it is.
But who knows, maybe if we all die, Gorrillas will learn how to play SC!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zwitch on 2006-02-22 at 21:29:38
AHHH!!! Some people actually voted "yes"?!?! Okay, I could understand if it didn't take the life of the button-pusher too (although you would be rather lonely), but the instant death of all humanity!?!? C'mon...
If they ever do while were alive, they'll enslave us all and put us all on giant hamster wheels to power their computers - "Planet of the Ape Nerds!"
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But who knows, maybe if we all die, Gorrillas will learn how to play SC!
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If they ever do while were alive, they'll enslave us all and put us all on giant hamster wheels to power their computers
- "Planet of the Ape Nerds!"Report, edit, etc...Posted by olaboy- on 2006-02-22 at 21:35:16
Well, if you did push it, whoever gave you that button must be stupid.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2006-02-22 at 21:56:40
There, I made the question a little bit more interesting.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2006-02-22 at 22:34:44
Wouldn't you feel horribily bad and sadistic if you press it but nothing happened? Wouldn't you be like, "Oh man.. I pressed a button that could have killed everyone.. what the hell is my problem? Why did I take that chance?!"
Yeah.. Cheeze would rip it open and reprogram it, teh n0rd.
Yeah.. Cheeze would rip it open and reprogram it, teh n0rd
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