Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2006-02-23 at 21:09:26
I invented a religion which seems to be 100% true.
.: INTRODUCTION :.
Pamish is basically a group of believers who believe in our Creator, Lord, and Leader Baggi-daw. He contains 5 different forms which is called hyus. The five hyus are Good/Evil, Light/Dark, Heaven/Hell, Life/Death, and most importanly, Rebel/Worship. When you pray and bow down to him, you must declare what your prayer will be about. The stituation that prayer contains will automatically choose the hyu best for the job. Then, Baggi-daw will answer your prayer through everything. Even when someone says no to you, that could be the answer to your prayer too.
.: HOW TO BE ONE :.
You must enter a dark room with no light and kneel and bow down. You must prounce this word correctly to join Pamish religion. The word is: QARLUAKAFUXLOLYOU.
After you said the word, Baggi-daw will make a copy of himself and enter your soul. You will need to pee out your evil old soul less than 5 minutes or the evil will overcome Baggi-daw. When he is overcomed, you're doomed. Go to hell. Burn in hell. Have fun.
.: PREACHING TIME
:.
Ok, now open your Holy Reference Books to Qarl 3:16, please.
It says:
For Baggi-daw so loved the world that he sent his only begotten hyu into space and science to destroy the world.
This verse obviously tells you to witness to other people and teach them how to be with Baggi-daw.
Now, open to Isrea 50:786
It says:
Oh, Baggi-daw! Please enter into my feeble and worthless body and bring me into the light!
This verse explains that when you receive Baggi-daw in your soul/spirit. You will suddenly have a flashlight in your hand. You must turn it on in 3 seconds facing the ceiling.
I may make a copy of The Holy Reference Book some time later.
.: INTRODUCTION :.
Pamish is basically a group of believers who believe in our Creator, Lord, and Leader Baggi-daw. He contains 5 different forms which is called hyus. The five hyus are Good/Evil, Light/Dark, Heaven/Hell, Life/Death, and most importanly, Rebel/Worship. When you pray and bow down to him, you must declare what your prayer will be about. The stituation that prayer contains will automatically choose the hyu best for the job. Then, Baggi-daw will answer your prayer through everything. Even when someone says no to you, that could be the answer to your prayer too.
.: HOW TO BE ONE :.
You must enter a dark room with no light and kneel and bow down. You must prounce this word correctly to join Pamish religion. The word is: QARLUAKAFUXLOLYOU.
After you said the word, Baggi-daw will make a copy of himself and enter your soul. You will need to pee out your evil old soul less than 5 minutes or the evil will overcome Baggi-daw. When he is overcomed, you're doomed. Go to hell. Burn in hell. Have fun.
.: PREACHING TIME
:.Ok, now open your Holy Reference Books to Qarl 3:16, please.
It says:
For Baggi-daw so loved the world that he sent his only begotten hyu into space and science to destroy the world.
This verse obviously tells you to witness to other people and teach them how to be with Baggi-daw.
Now, open to Isrea 50:786
It says:
Oh, Baggi-daw! Please enter into my feeble and worthless body and bring me into the light!
This verse explains that when you receive Baggi-daw in your soul/spirit. You will suddenly have a flashlight in your hand. You must turn it on in 3 seconds facing the ceiling.
I may make a copy of The Holy Reference Book some time later.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2006-02-23 at 21:14:14
I'd like to take this time out of my busy schedule to say "..."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by nimadude on 2006-02-23 at 21:20:23
You are an insult to religions.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2006-02-23 at 21:22:41
QUOTE(nimadude @ Feb 23 2006, 09:20 PM)
You are an insult to religions.
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I don't have a problem with that part...this is just stupid. Maybe Pacman will be turn out to be the lame distant cousin of David Koresh or something.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2006-02-23 at 22:02:38
Well, you can't resist a name like Baggi-daw. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Shattered_moose on 2006-02-23 at 22:03:44
Thats a fairly decent religion you have there, its a fairly creative parody of religions in general.
Of course, the sad part is that somewhere out there, you can find someone to worship baggi-daw.
Of course, the sad part is that somewhere out there, you can find someone to worship baggi-daw.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by nimadude on 2006-02-23 at 22:24:42
QUOTE(Arbitrary @ Feb 23 2006, 06:22 PM)
I don't have a problem with that part...this is just stupid. Maybe Pacman will be turn out to be the lame distant cousin of David Koresh or something.
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I was talking to OP lol.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2006-02-24 at 20:09:56
This has to be the most amazing religion I've ever heard about. Good luck with your religion, XxPacmaynExX.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-02-24 at 20:11:23
kiwi cult whore.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2006-02-24 at 23:55:02
QUOTE(XxPacmaynExX)
I invented a religion which seems to be 100% true.
Opinions are not facts.
Nice fallacy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by marxel on 2006-02-25 at 07:17:40
I agree, this is an insult especially the Vpreaching time part.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2006-02-25 at 08:44:53
How is this an insult. 
I just started a religion and you take it as an insult.
I just started a religion and you take it as an insult.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-02-25 at 11:07:41
Nullage Religion...