Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow_Lover on 2006-02-26 at 04:12:38
Post all your wierd, wacky, strange, supernatural, funny thing you've ever expereienced or something that will hapened to you in the future or something scary or funny u did etc etc etc
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Teh_Bun-Bun on 2006-02-26 at 06:13:11
[center]This one time at band camp...[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-02-26 at 09:37:40
One time I got 20% warnage...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow_Lover on 2006-02-26 at 14:39:21
oh come on
make it like a story not 4 words
make it like a story not 4 words
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-02-26 at 15:28:41
Once, on SEN, I told a story in this thread that was called 'Cool Stories'. It was so awesome, and noone could believe that I'd written it. Eventually, it got published and I became rich off it. I then donated half of the money to further AID's research, and they finally found a vaccine, as well as a cure for cancer.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-02-26 at 17:10:51
Once, i was Flying in a Plane...and there was a Suitcase with one hundred billion dollars on the Wing. so i jumped out of the Window but i missed and was Forced to go skydiving. the End.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-02-26 at 17:29:31
Someone will do it sooner or later, so I might as well do it first.
Once upon a time... the end.
Once upon a time... the end.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-02-26 at 17:36:32
One day I was walking dow nthe store...I saw a car. I waved at it.
The End.
The End.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2006-02-26 at 22:16:09
Back in Nami...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2006-02-26 at 22:32:30
One day i like woke up.. and my dad was like
''you we got some poppin fresh doughnuts in this hizzouse''.
Then i was all like.
''Yo pops these doughnuts be fakein on me lykkkee"
then i ate the doughnuts and they were good. then i be walkin to the downstairs and i'm all seeing my sister watching tv so i'm like.
''yo biznatch, get up out mah seat fo' i hit cha side the head wit' a bat''.
then i farted and she was like ''ew''. and i watched some ''Hey Arnold!''. It was a repeat episode so i got really mad. I was like ''Da fark dese tricks doin playin a repeat on meh''
so then i left outside to go chill on da corna and sell some dope. It was bout lyk 4 pm when mah hoes came wit me cash. i was all like
''yo hoez where be my cash at''
They are lyk all
''I spend yo cash on teh hair''
so then i get all mad like, cause i dont want meh hoez spending mah money like dat. so then i lyk get teh pimp cane and slap dem biznatchez side da head wit it.
so then i are like farked all teh hoez wit a condom cause a pimp cant be gettin no STD's. then i lyk went in mah crib and lyk chilled in the hot tub fo' bout a few hours.
Then i lyk went to sleep like a real pimp does.
End.
''you we got some poppin fresh doughnuts in this hizzouse''.
Then i was all like.
''Yo pops these doughnuts be fakein on me lykkkee"
then i ate the doughnuts and they were good. then i be walkin to the downstairs and i'm all seeing my sister watching tv so i'm like.
''yo biznatch, get up out mah seat fo' i hit cha side the head wit' a bat''.
then i farted and she was like ''ew''. and i watched some ''Hey Arnold!''. It was a repeat episode so i got really mad. I was like ''Da fark dese tricks doin playin a repeat on meh''
so then i left outside to go chill on da corna and sell some dope. It was bout lyk 4 pm when mah hoes came wit me cash. i was all like
''yo hoez where be my cash at''
They are lyk all
''I spend yo cash on teh hair''
so then i get all mad like, cause i dont want meh hoez spending mah money like dat. so then i lyk get teh pimp cane and slap dem biznatchez side da head wit it.
so then i are like farked all teh hoez wit a condom cause a pimp cant be gettin no STD's. then i lyk went in mah crib and lyk chilled in the hot tub fo' bout a few hours.
Then i lyk went to sleep like a real pimp does.
End.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow_Lover on 2006-02-27 at 01:36:51
HAHAHAHAHA YOUR PIMP CANE!!!
okay well once upon a time i was in russia with 4 other people. Then all the sudden the plane was crashing down to the land when it was landing it was head up streight going down then all the sudden it was about to impact but instead everything froze for a second (imagine this). a outer view of the plane was shown and a 3-d motion made it look ar ound like ur moving around it then it went through the ground in the water. Everyone was old but not me so i narowly escaped the plan and when i went up i was in my best friends swimming pool.
okay well once upon a time i was in russia with 4 other people. Then all the sudden the plane was crashing down to the land when it was landing it was head up streight going down then all the sudden it was about to impact but instead everything froze for a second (imagine this). a outer view of the plane was shown and a 3-d motion made it look ar ound like ur moving around it then it went through the ground in the water. Everyone was old but not me so i narowly escaped the plan and when i went up i was in my best friends swimming pool.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2006-03-01 at 01:58:05
There was one time when I made a bunch (approxamately 3) of water balloons and stored them in my car to throw at people at school. But when I got to school I forgot all about them and basically left them in the car all day. When I got home they were still there, so I put them in the mailbox and flipped the flag up. I never saw them again. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-03-01 at 02:12:17
QUOTE(Rantent @ Mar 1 2006, 01:58 AM)
Merrel's Story
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What you do is rig a system so when they open the box, it pops the balloons and spills all over you. You do this in your neighbor's mailbox
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-03-01 at 15:17:25
Once upon a time...I got a haircut!
Le End.
Le End.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2006-03-01 at 20:32:20
Your story sucked ass.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-03-01 at 21:37:53
Once I climbed up a tree fell down and ripped the ass of my jeans off and smacked my face on the ground
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-03-02 at 07:32:41
I have a story... (Stands up)
Mein fuhrer, I can walk!
(World blows up)
Mein fuhrer, I can walk!
(World blows up)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HolySin on 2006-03-02 at 17:24:31
I have a story. Quick, you and me, a race around the world. GO!
*Runs away to an airplane*
Mwahaha.
*Runs away to an airplane*
Mwahaha.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2006-03-02 at 21:56:16
I have an even better story.
Once upon a time there was a doughnut. The doughnut was not a common dougnut. You see the baker had accidently placed the dougnut on the ''glazed'' section. The doughnut grew up not knowing of his true identity. He was made fun of hie entire life. All the glazed dougnuts would make fun of him because of his color of his frosting. It was when he was a mature doughnut, that he found out he was chocolate. Then when i went to the store i saw this very doughnut on the shelf. It really touched me. I actually wept for a bit. I saved this little doughnuts life (Or did i
) and bought him.
Once upon a time there was a doughnut. The doughnut was not a common dougnut. You see the baker had accidently placed the dougnut on the ''glazed'' section. The doughnut grew up not knowing of his true identity. He was made fun of hie entire life. All the glazed dougnuts would make fun of him because of his color of his frosting. It was when he was a mature doughnut, that he found out he was chocolate. Then when i went to the store i saw this very doughnut on the shelf. It really touched me. I actually wept for a bit. I saved this little doughnuts life (Or did i
) and bought him.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-03-02 at 22:25:05
One time, when I was 12. There was a beehive hanging from a powerline transformer at my house. So, being a kid and all, I decided to throw some rocks at it. Eventually, I heard a loud buzzing sound, which I thought was the bees, but I realized that it was the transforer. I ran in the house only to see out the window there's sparks and smoke flying from the transformer. The power went out for the whole town. (200 homes) The power company came by and seen the problem right away, so they got this pole and knocked a rock that was caught between some wires up there. They said they weren't gonna fine my parents because no equipment was damaged.
[True story]
[True story]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2006-03-03 at 00:41:20
One time I was playing baseball and stood to close to the base(I was the catcher) and I had no helmet. So I stood to close and my cousin was up to bat, he swung and bashed me in the skull. I went to the hospital and got stiches. It was pretty funny afterwards..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-03-03 at 20:14:14
I pinched a guys nipples, he bit me, I bled, he threw up. It was great.