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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2006-03-04 at 09:46:08
Here's a very accurate quiz:
Q: Do you still go to church

If you answered No you're going to Hell. If you answered yes, you're probably one of those bad ass killers with a religon obsession, and you'll be going to hell anyway.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-03-04 at 09:49:08
Too bad Hell doesn't exist.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2006-03-04 at 12:29:31
omg noo im leik going to hell! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-03-04 at 12:30:46
I'm going to hell? I'll be the ruler in 5 days. Anyone want to bet with me?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-03-04 at 14:54:42
Well... then I'll see you there.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2006-03-04 at 16:37:00
maybe if church was fun i would go, sorry god closedeyes.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-03-04 at 17:12:05


See where you would fall in Hell.

It's a pretty cool test.

"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-03-04 at 17:19:08
Meh.
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Level 6. I will rule it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-03-04 at 17:29:39
Find a Girlfriend.
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

I'm a bad boi!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-03-04 at 18:08:57
Level 6 - The City of Dis





Seems like anyone who thinks against the church goes here, hence most of SEN.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lithium on 2006-03-04 at 18:08:59
your going to hell no matter what.

When you wish for something really bad, and you close your eyes and wish... Gods the person that ignores you! tongue.gif

but i go to church. I have faith. so i am not going to hell . tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-03-04 at 18:11:49
I'll drag you down with me in an attempt to follow you into heaven.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2006-03-04 at 18:15:54
Third Level of Hell

In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-03-04 at 18:17:23
You glutton. No talent even in being evil. I'm disgusted tongue.gif.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-03-04 at 18:18:58
Naw i aint goin to Hell, Even if i aint a very good christain rawr. Btw Dorkhawk yes there is a Hell. mail me a Postcard when you get there bud
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-03-04 at 18:19:49
Everyone but me is going to hell

gg
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lithium on 2006-03-04 at 18:26:20
but you wished you wont go to hell. but gods the one that ignores you. so. you're going to hell. no matter what.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-03-04 at 18:28:31
If I'm going down, then I'm taking you with me!

*MillenniumArmy straps Lithium onto himself.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-03-04 at 18:41:01
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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


I don't know why I was put there =( I didn't do anything that bad...

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

violent "extreme" =/

Anyway, according to that test, lvl 7 hell.

According to the first post, yes, I'm going to hell.

According to me, probably ;P
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-03-04 at 18:43:25
All hail our master!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-03-04 at 18:56:03
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*MillenniumArmy straps Lithium onto himself.

I already said I'll bring him down with me tongue.gif.

Yes, all hail me!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-03-04 at 19:04:08
You're only level 6, newb!

Level 7 = our master XD
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2006-03-04 at 19:16:30
This is kind of stupid because if you don't go to church chances are that you don't believe in hell.

But I guess if there is a hell, I'm already there.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-03-04 at 20:38:07

Well, to quote the NIN song Heresy:

Your God is Dead.
And no one cares.
If there is a hell,
I'll see you there.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Forsaken on 2006-03-04 at 20:41:42
Let's see... Am I going to hell?

Yes.
Yes I am.

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