Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2006-03-05 at 01:05:10
http://www.questionswap.com/q/default.aspx
Ask a question and answer one. You'll recieve your answer through the e-mail. Post any funny ones you get.
Example:
Ask a question and answer one. You'll recieve your answer through the e-mail. Post any funny ones you get.
Example:
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What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
well i do love putting things in and then taking them out again
The following answer has just been sent to you;
well i do love putting things in and then taking them out again
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2006-03-05 at 02:10:59
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On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
What time is it over there?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
time to quit answering questions on this website. but i''m addicted!
LOL!What time is it over there?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
time to quit answering questions on this website. but i''m addicted!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-03-05 at 02:15:31
why does it have to be through email ><
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2006-03-05 at 02:18:20
This is. So fun.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2006-03-05 at 02:18:45
because actual people are writing the answers?
And in a chat room you are usually ignored?
And in a chat room you are usually ignored?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2006-03-05 at 02:20:22
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Why can i turn into a fish!? I need to know
The following answer has just been sent to you;
u can? u are farking talented buddy..hey? fag
The following answer has just been sent to you;
u can? u are farking talented buddy..hey? fag
Funny or stupid? We will nevar know..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2006-03-05 at 02:36:34
QUOTE
What are luelinks?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
fark you
Best answer I've gotten so far.The following answer has just been sent to you;
fark you
Best question I've asked:
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So you're travelling down a highway in Puerto Rico at 115 mph in your new Corvette. Someone else travelling the opposite direction is driving a monster truck at 30 mph. Collision is imminent. What the fark are you doing in Puerto Rico?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chrono_seifer on 2006-03-05 at 03:03:24
mmm how about a riddle
:red as blood sweet as wine my heart is hard but my flesh is fine:
ADDITION:
the answers a cherry
:red as blood sweet as wine my heart is hard but my flesh is fine:
ADDITION:
QUOTE(chrono_seifer @ Mar 5 2006, 01:37 AM)
mmm how about a riddle
:red as blood sweet as wine my heart is hard but my flesh is fine:
[right][snapback]439586[/snapback][/right]
:red as blood sweet as wine my heart is hard but my flesh is fine:
[right][snapback]439586[/snapback][/right]
the answers a cherry
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-03-05 at 09:12:04
QUOTE
Boobs rock?
The following answer has been sent to you;
Your girl's boobs rock.
The following answer has been sent to you;
Your girl's boobs rock.
He is right.
ADDITION:
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On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
If someone lied to you your whole life, and they tell you that, will you believe them? biznatch?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
No you smack them in the face. FOOOOOOOOl.
If someone lied to you your whole life, and they tell you that, will you believe them? biznatch?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
No you smack them in the face. FOOOOOOOOl.
QUOTE
On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
Am I hot?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Hotter than egypt.
Am I hot?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Hotter than egypt.
QUOTE
On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
Does she love me?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Very much.
Does she love me?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Very much.
Satisfied...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-03-05 at 09:17:12
I sent
Then the question I got was
Answered it
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If you could compare Bush to anything in the world, what would you compare him to?
Then the question I got was
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asd
QUOTE
You should see Doctor Phil for such asd problems
Answered it
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-03-05 at 09:18:09
QUOTE(HorroR @ Mar 5 2006, 09:17 AM)
I sent
Then the question I got was
So..hard to answer..
[right][snapback]439671[/snapback][/right]
Then the question I got was
So..hard to answer..
[right][snapback]439671[/snapback][/right]
the asd one is mine
ADDITION:
QUOTE
On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
My girlfriend is always biznatching around me saying that wine is better than beer. I don't liek that, then she just slaps me out of nowhere. How should I handle our relationship?
(And no she isn't on drugs...She is German and Irish, so she should be Quiet but idk...)
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Get a blunt object, a shovel, a rope and some grass seeds.
My girlfriend is always biznatching around me saying that wine is better than beer. I don't liek that, then she just slaps me out of nowhere. How should I handle our relationship?
(And no she isn't on drugs...She is German and Irish, so she should be Quiet but idk...)
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Get a blunt object, a shovel, a rope and some grass seeds.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-03-05 at 09:24:21
QUOTE
Who would you secks up, a monkey, or your foot.
Let the answers roll on
Now to answer this
QUOTE
Why does McDonald's coke taste like piss?
QUOTE
Because you touch yourself at night
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If you could compare Bush to anything in the world..What would you compare him to?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Your mum
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Your mum
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-03-05 at 09:30:00
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On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
asd
The following answer has just been sent to you;
You should see Doctor Phil for such asd problems
asd
The following answer has just been sent to you;
You should see Doctor Phil for such asd problems
I wonder who sent that...
HorroR
ADDITION:
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On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
RAWRZ^_^;;!
The following answer has just been sent to you;
awwwwwwwwww! =)
RAWRZ^_^;;!
The following answer has just been sent to you;
awwwwwwwwww! =)
Apparently this girl would love BeeRKeG
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2006-03-05 at 09:55:20
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On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
Will you marry me?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Yes! Email me at... *gets shot*
Will you marry me?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Yes! Email me at... *gets shot*
QUOTE
On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
Teh lawl wtf?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
I no, lolz
Teh lawl wtf?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
I no, lolz
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On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
How do you bewilder someone?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot tall Wookie, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks?But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this question? Nothing!
How do you bewilder someone?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot tall Wookie, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks?But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this question? Nothing!
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On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
Will you simply give me my title back, or shall we duel for it? No other shall claim the honor of Lord of Insanity!!
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Ill give you a blow job back.
Will you simply give me my title back, or shall we duel for it? No other shall claim the honor of Lord of Insanity!!
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Ill give you a blow job back.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-03-05 at 10:21:42
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On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
What is your dirty little secret?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
I''m a perverted son of a biznatch.
What is your dirty little secret?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
I''m a perverted son of a biznatch.
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On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
George W. Bush.
A Great President, or the Greatest President?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
I''ll put you down for greatest. Beware the bears!
George W. Bush.
A Great President, or the Greatest President?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
I''ll put you down for greatest. Beware the bears!
QUOTE
On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
George W. Bush.
A Great President, or the Greatest President?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
I think he is a very BAD human. i have also heard his mom is a real biznatch.
George W. Bush.
A Great President, or the Greatest President?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
I think he is a very BAD human. i have also heard his mom is a real biznatch.
That dude doesnt know Steven
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2006-03-05 at 10:28:38
if 6/9 is .666repeating, 7/9 is .77777 repeating, 8/9 is .88888repeating, why is 9/9 1.
The following answer has just been sent to you;
I don''t know.
ADDITION:
Btw, I've gotten soo many of those dirty secret ones.
The following answer has just been sent to you;
I don''t know.
ADDITION:
Btw, I've gotten soo many of those dirty secret ones.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-03-05 at 10:33:43
Lol...these things are really funny...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-03-05 at 10:42:53
QUOTE(Merrell @ Mar 5 2006, 10:28 AM)
if 6/9 is .666repeating, 7/9 is .77777 repeating, 8/9 is .88888repeating, why is 9/9 1.
The following answer has just been sent to you;
I don''t know.
ADDITION:
Btw, I've gotten soo many of those dirty secret ones.
[right][snapback]439696[/snapback][/right]
The following answer has just been sent to you;
I don''t know.
ADDITION:
Btw, I've gotten soo many of those dirty secret ones.
[right][snapback]439696[/snapback][/right]
THEYRE MINE AHAHAHAHAH
What are yours
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2006-03-05 at 10:43:42
On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
Will he really give me a blowjob back??
OMG w007
The following answer has just been sent to you;
No, he''s gone now.
Will he really give me a blowjob back??
OMG w007
The following answer has just been sent to you;
No, he''s gone now.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-03-05 at 11:44:28
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On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
How do I stop my cheeks from turning green when im eating green food?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
I''m not entirely sure how you might stop it other than liquidising all your green food and using a straw so that it bypasses your moth and goes directly to your throat. Perhaps what you should do is eat something pink afterwards to at least give the illusion that your mouth is a normal colour.
How do I stop my cheeks from turning green when im eating green food?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
I''m not entirely sure how you might stop it other than liquidising all your green food and using a straw so that it bypasses your moth and goes directly to your throat. Perhaps what you should do is eat something pink afterwards to at least give the illusion that your mouth is a normal colour.
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On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
Tell me a dark secret.
The following answer has just been sent to you;
i like pies
Tell me a dark secret.
The following answer has just been sent to you;
i like pies
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On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
When someone spells Soldier SoulJa, does that mean they're gay?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
no not that I know
When someone spells Soldier SoulJa, does that mean they're gay?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
no not that I know
QUOTE
On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
the fux?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
suck
the fux?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
suck
QUOTE
On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
fga
The following answer has just been sent to you;
gfa
fga
The following answer has just been sent to you;
gfa
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On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
What's this?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Ask a question, and it goes to some1 u dnt evn no, nd they answer yours. u dnt know them
What's this?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Ask a question, and it goes to some1 u dnt evn no, nd they answer yours. u dnt know them
Lol....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-03-05 at 11:45:15
On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
Why am I so secks?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
i think it''s all in your head. you''re so not sexy. sucks for you, eh?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-03-05 at 12:03:24
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On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
Buenos Noches
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Thank you.
Buenos Noches
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Thank you.
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On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
Are you dating your mom and are you from SeN?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
no are your dating my mom?
Are you dating your mom and are you from SeN?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
no are your dating my mom?
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On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Tsk tsk, that''s not a question. I recommend you visit this site: www.goat.cx
Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Tsk tsk, that''s not a question. I recommend you visit this site: www.goat.cx
QUOTE
On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!
The following answer has just been sent to you;
yes
Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!Peanut Butter & Jelly Time!
The following answer has just been sent to you;
yes
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On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
Are you from SeN?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
No.
Are you from SeN?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
No.
QUOTE
On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
I'm asleep.
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm asleep.
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
QUOTE
On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
Why am I soooo damn sexy?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Because...
You''re
Too sexy for your shirt
Too sexy for you shirt
So sexy is hurtsss
Why am I soooo damn sexy?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Because...
You''re
Too sexy for your shirt
Too sexy for you shirt
So sexy is hurtsss
QUOTE
On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
Are you from SeN?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
No, luelinks.
Are you from SeN?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
No, luelinks.
QUOTE
On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
If two girls are doing each other, does that mean they're lesbians or are they just practicing?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
they''re practicing the lesbian life
If two girls are doing each other, does that mean they're lesbians or are they just practicing?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
they''re practicing the lesbian life
QUOTE
On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
What's your phone number?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
555-like-you''ll-ever-get-it-hobo
What's your phone number?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
555-like-you''ll-ever-get-it-hobo
QUOTE
On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
RAWRZ^_^;;!
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Me?
RAWRZ^_^;;!
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Me?
QUOTE
On Sunday, March 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
RAWRZ^_^;;!?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
^_^ Weirdo. Have an acorn
RAWRZ^_^;;!?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
^_^ Weirdo. Have an acorn
RAWRZ^_^;;!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-03-05 at 12:31:06
I can't believe no one asked this yet
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Would you like a kiwi?
QUOTE
I don't understand Koch's 4th postulate:
The organism must be reisolated from the experimentally infected animal
Can you explain this to me?
The organism must be reisolated from the experimentally infected animal
Can you explain this to me?
QUOTE
Um...Er..Want a kiwi?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-03-05 at 12:52:36
Lol. The funniest answer I got was something about How much more stupider can Americans get. Funny how I'm not American and he was flaming Americans. XD
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2006-03-05 at 13:59:00
CheeZe requests this to be implemented in SeN.