I suppose ye know how it goes
What if you choked on your own vomit?
Then I would probably smell disgusting!
What if you bought a car on E-bay for 100 000$ and you just get a picture of it!
I'd give the picture to my girlfriend...Then sex her.
What if you weren't a guy or girl?
I'd be a Tuna
What if I didn't ask What if
Then someone else will.
What if that someone else is me?
Then you suck.
What if I was a hot girl?
I'd secks you
What if you were dead?
then i would wake up alive
What if you fell asleep dead and woke up alive?
Then I might never know I was dead, unless I woke up inside a coffin.
What if you woke up inside a coffin?
I would feel very confused, but will develop a habit of sleeping in coffin every day.
What if genetic tests reveal that I am your daddy?
Then I'd really wonder if some of the 'yo momma' jokes would apply if you said them.
What if SEN got h4x0r3d ?
Then moose will go super saiyan.
What if SEN was thrown into Hell
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Uh...i cant really Say. prolly nothing its just a Site
What if The ground of texas shot off like a Missile into the sun?
Then there would be a new state.
What if instead of SEN is a mcdonalds forum?
Then I would order a Big Mac & CO plus menu without onion and sauce and a diet coke.
What if you where in a radio program for hamsters?
Then I'd switch the hamster in my modem for a new, young hamster.
What if you had a knife sticking out of your back?
Than Id scream and run around
What if I was in your closet without my pants on?
Then I would demolish it.
What if Michael Jackson has a son with another man?
Then I would assassinate Bush.
What if Bush was murdered?
Then the greatest president this world will ever see would come to power... CHEYNEY!!!
What if your Kindergarten Teacher appeared beside your bed while you were sleeping at night?
I'd be happy because she is hott...
What if the priest at yoru church touched you in the bikini area?
I don't wear bikinis
What if you were hit by a slow moving pigeon?Then I would hit it with a stick.
What if I wasnt dead?
You would be O)FaRTy1billion&one
What if I found a decent avvy?
Then you'd change it and the Overmind would get pissed and have it's Broods infest you.
What if you had teeth that looked like this: