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Ever got caught in class doing something stupid?

Once i was doing my work and started talking to the kid next to me and i saw a bead on the floor and i wanted to bounce it so i leaned over and my desk fell over and the teacher asked "what were u doing" so being stupid like i am i said my desk broke. Took her a few minutes to comprehend what i had just said so i got detention for being interruptive in class so it wasn't too bad.

We were playing a game with markers in the 3rd grade, and l won. I got so exited l chucked the marker at the ground and ink went everywhere. I still got my Twix though .

*points to your own sig*

Enough said.

Once it was cold outside at winter in 7th or 8th grade and they sent us outside after we ate our lunches. So I bet my friend that I would lick a car for his jacket. I licked the car, and I was warm. Until this kid forced me to give it back to him.

Heh funny. Moose is your name highlighted down here because you're a mod here? Or something else?

You can buy a name highlight from the store. It costs 10,000 minerals. Yeah.

No not that. I know about that [and will get it soon]. Moose's name is highlighted in the member list at the bottom of the page. Like Paly's and Yoshi's. I was just asking if that was because he was a mod here, which I have since assumed that he is...

Okay, there was this teacher that everybody hated in Grade 6 (he was later fired anyways). So, we go into the computer lab and he tells us to go and turn on the computer, and open Microsoft Word (and basically treating like non of us have ever used a computer). Anyways, I turn on Word, and press the "Open" button. He sees this, and kicks me out of the class. I was like, WTF?

Of course, many students had similar experiecnes, with him doing really dumb things. Good thing he was fired.

I did stuff like that and my teachers thought I was a freakin' genius. I finished my semester's worth of assignments in basic computer applications class in the first week. Then I played games all the time.

I did a similar thing this year. Just took a blow-off comp class, finished all the assignments in about 2.5 weeks, and then played sc and ut the rest of the year. The people sitting around me didn't get much of their work done.

Heh, Lots of people assume I know everything about computers, that I own in every game, and so on and so forth (those that don't know me well that is) even though I suck at most games, and can hardly be even consider a geek. The only thing I can be remotely considered to be good at is graphics. Oh well, most people at my school are morons anyways.

My 1st grade teacher did the most stupid thing once...
She was reading one of those little 5-page 6-year-old's books about some animal... it was about vampire bats.
So I having a question about vampire bats asked her one.
She said there was no such thing as vampire bats...
HOW ing stupid is that?
Especially after you just read a book about them to a class...

In the third year of secondary school (which equates to 8th grade in the US, I think), we had a physics teacher called Dr. Taylor.
He was bad tempered; his face looked like someone had scooped chunks out of it with a spoon; had a bad lisp and was generally an idiot.

One time, when we were all fed up with his lisping temper tantrums on a hot summer's day in June - "I don't exsppect to hear any chat!" (whilst flecks of spit flew from his mouth) , I said to a girl next to me 'Make him say 'physicist.'
She asked: 'Sir, what do you call someone who studies physics?'
He replied: 'A fivvafif' (Much suppressed laughter all around.)

Another time, we were sitting in class and he was writing on the whiteboard. He began writing a word that began 'tar.' He then stopped as if thinking, then asked us 'How do you spell tarmac?' in his hilariously Mr. Bean-like voice. 'Um, t-a-r-m-a-c?' said somebody (More suppressed laughter).

There were more similar incidents before he got sacked because one of the girls in our class complained that he was acting strangely around her. I can't blame the poor man - she was acting in a way that would have caused most male teachers to give her more than a passing glance.

He was also a crap teacher as he didn't know what some of the types of seismic wave were called.


I just remembered something!

A few weeks ago, our graphic products teacher, who is a little incompetent and senile, didn't bring enough past examination papers to the lesson for all of us. He said to himself as he walked out of the room: 'Why didn't I bring enough papers?'
As he was walking down the stairs outside, a guy in the class yelled 'BECAUSE YOU SUCK!'

Has us all in stitches, especially in another of his lessons where we were burping louder and louder and then someone picked up a roll of sellotape and lobbed it at the tabletop. It bounced all the way across the room, knocking pencils out of holders etc.
The teacher carried on talking in his monotone until someone made the loudest burp I've heard, at which point the teacher exclaimed 'You're disgusting!'


Good times, Good times...and we're supposed to be the best school in Southampton.

I lit a smoke and stink bomb in class, and got kicked out off school. =\

Back... Hum... Like 9 years ago.

I looked in the dictionary for the word "genitals" and I was staring at the 2 lil pictures of a man and woman. The teacher caught me and humiliated me in from of everyone else, then she forced me to look at it for 15 minutes (it was break-time).

Teh shame!!

rofl...

I had an extremely similar experience with my computer teacher in elementary school...

This year, my teaher was complaining at me...
I don't get to use keyboard shortcuts(i.e. ctrl+s) because she thinks it's easier and faster to use the damn-slow mouse. WTF?! She got fed-up with my using keyboard shortcuts, so she told me to do the entire assignment without using the mouse at all.
At the moment, I didn't know that you can select text with the shift+arrow key keys. And it was an assignment where the entire assignment is selecting text, cutting it, and pasting it where it belongs.
The REALLY sad thing is that some people asked me how to do that.....
She didn't like them when I taught them 3 different ways to cut text, 1 of them including using the keyboard.... -.-