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5) We hire Kellimus as Global Mod (Just color his name like an Global Mod)
That one actualy sounds pretty good.
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Code a [me] tag so that it displays the name of the member reading it, and then make a news post that is something like:
We here are fed up with [me]'s behavior and will terminate his account soon.
Actualy, Yoshi had done that once - I believe it was the "[you]" tag. He introduced it by making a News Thread staying that [you] has been such a good member and such that Yoshi personally congratulates you, etc etc. As he apparently intended, after a few posts, people figured out what was going on, but he soon removed it because the only use it had was for jokes, and that would get old fast.
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Moose got fired for sexually harassing me. I'm really a hot chick.
That actually happened though. But it was OK because you wanted it.
Hey, if that goes unused, I suppose that neither would mind if I sigged it?
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The problem with the [me] function is that it's very good at frist glance, butt hen people will start posting and will msot probably figure it out in a few hours when people start saying that it is himself/herself being banned.
Wouldn't it be possible to set it such that only users within the Administrator usergroup can use it?
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Temporarily disabling the site as a April Fool's joke that someone hacked the site as an April Fool's joke is like burning down your own house.
Well, with how often the site's been down for real reasons...