Unlike the opposite sex...
they're easy to turn on
there's a volume control
they believe you when you say you're 18
you can use them to meet hotter people (ouch)
they support starcraft!
they dont discuss previous users
you can check them for viruses before playing them
if your friends steal them from you, they get in legal trouble!
when bad things happen you can erase their memory
they're cheaper in the long run
You can put whatever you want into them, too.
wow the ultimate truth...
lol
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they believe you when you say you're 18
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they're easy to turn on
now, do they turn you on...
this somehow reminds me of futurama lol...
but you guys have wierd minds talking about dating something nonhuman...but i guess its a way to spruce up your confidence on dating actual people?
sort of one of those simulation things...
GL having sex with it tho...
I'd take my girlfriend over a computer any day...
Pfft, you animals can stay with your computers. My llama is all I need.
QUOTE(Shmeeps @ Mar 27 2006, 06:26 PM)
I'd take my girlfriend over a computer any day...
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You can have both
but try having two girls...
You bring up some good points Solar. Time to trade in my gf for a good ol' computer.
QUOTE(Norm.gg @ Mar 27 2006, 12:23 PM)
GL having sex with it tho...
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Take off the side, slowly slide your wang into the PSU and let the computer go crazy.
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Take off the side, slowly slide your wang into the PSU and let the computer go crazy.
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too much information
>Double [topic=28304]topic[/topic].