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Staredit Network -> Miscellaneous -> Date a computer.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.SOLAR.oO on 2006-03-27 at 03:06:34
Unlike the opposite sex...

they're easy to turn on
there's a volume control
they believe you when you say you're 18
you can use them to meet hotter people (ouch)
they support starcraft!
they dont discuss previous users
you can check them for viruses before playing them
if your friends steal them from you, they get in legal trouble!
when bad things happen you can erase their memory
they're cheaper in the long run
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-03-27 at 03:08:13

You can put whatever you want into them, too.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hofodomo on 2006-03-27 at 14:55:11
wow the ultimate truth...

lol
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they believe you when you say you're 18




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they're easy to turn on

now, do they turn you on...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2006-03-27 at 15:00:41
LOL, good points!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-03-27 at 15:04:02
lmfao.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kyuubi. on 2006-03-27 at 15:13:42
this somehow reminds me of futurama lol...
but you guys have wierd minds talking about dating something nonhuman...but i guess its a way to spruce up your confidence on dating actual people?
sort of one of those simulation things...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Norm.gg on 2006-03-27 at 15:24:07
GL having sex with it tho...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2006-03-27 at 18:27:10
I'd take my girlfriend over a computer any day...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-03-27 at 18:35:47
Pfft, you animals can stay with your computers. My llama is all I need.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.SOLAR.oO on 2006-03-28 at 02:06:32
QUOTE(Shmeeps @ Mar 27 2006, 06:26 PM)
I'd take my girlfriend over a computer any day...
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You can have both happy.gif but try having two girls...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SiLeNT(U) on 2006-03-28 at 16:13:57
You bring up some good points Solar. Time to trade in my gf for a good ol' computer.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2006-03-28 at 18:01:18
QUOTE(Norm.gg @ Mar 27 2006, 12:23 PM)
GL having sex with it tho...
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Take off the side, slowly slide your wang into the PSU and let the computer go crazy. wink.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hofodomo on 2006-03-28 at 19:54:14
yes lets stop now
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-03-28 at 21:34:38
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Take off the side, slowly slide your wang into the PSU and let the computer go crazy.


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3 words:
too much information

Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2006-03-28 at 21:42:55
>Double [topic=28304]topic[/topic].
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