Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2006-03-30 at 21:04:56
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-03-30 at 21:06:54
omg dude I killed him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2006-03-30 at 21:08:31
These suck. Chucknorrisfacts.com is much better.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ViolentMoose on 2006-03-30 at 21:09:55
WOW.....Chucky is a "GOD" of weirdness...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-03-30 at 21:12:05
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green 4 card from the game UNO.
I thought that one was really funny.
I thought that one was really funny.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-03-30 at 21:13:29
For some men the left testicle is larger than the right. For Chuck Norris each testicle is alrger than the other.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2006-03-30 at 21:17:47
QUOTE(warhammer40000 @ Mar 30 2006, 09:08 PM)
These suck. Chucknorrisfacts.com is much better.
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Did you even read more than 2. Cuz ill agree some suck, but a lot o fthem are funny.
Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2006-03-30 at 22:28:46
QUOTE(warhammer40000 @ Mar 30 2006, 06:08 PM)
These suck. Chucknorrisfacts.com is much better.
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You have enlightened me, for I have read all the pages of Chuck Norris facts and have ordered an overpriced t-shirt.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chrono_seifer on 2006-03-30 at 23:15:08
really sucks intill 20 or 30, uhh i stopped at 60 way too much chuck
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2006-03-30 at 23:20:09
ftw my signature.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TH-Kabam on 2006-03-31 at 04:00:28
Now, what will happen when Chuck dies? kekekekekekkeekekekekeekkekekke 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2006-03-31 at 18:59:19
He doesn't die. He reincarnates into a clone.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2006-03-31 at 19:15:11
No, he just never dies.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gradius on 2006-03-31 at 19:17:23
Im going to sell Chuck Norris' tears on ebay. Mad props to farty for giving them to me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-03-31 at 20:36:53
I wonder if there are any Chuck Norris products on eBay.
*Deathawk checks now.
*Deathawk checks now.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gradius on 2006-04-05 at 15:17:59
Heres some more facts you didnt know about chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once lost to Lance Armstrong in a sperm count.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He lies awake in regret.
Chuck Norris is currently suing ABC, claiming Hope & Faith are trademarked names for his left and right breasts.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is diarrhea.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may not realize how much he's actually aged.
Chuck Norris attempted to count to infinity. Backwards. He didn't know where to start.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the chance of success. Chuck Norris wanders around aimlessly with a gun.
A 7-year old blind kid found Waldo before Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Grand Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man drives a farking Jeep.
In fine print on the last page of the Farmers' Almanac it notes that annual rainfall figures do not include the tears shed by Chuck Norris, and the figures listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has gotten to subtracting out such overwhelming excess.
There is a double chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. No wonder he doesn't shave.
Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He lies awake in regret.
Chuck Norris is currently suing ABC, claiming Hope & Faith are trademarked names for his left and right breasts.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is diarrhea.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may not realize how much he's actually aged.
Chuck Norris attempted to count to infinity. Backwards. He didn't know where to start.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the chance of success. Chuck Norris wanders around aimlessly with a gun.
A 7-year old blind kid found Waldo before Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Grand Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man drives a farking Jeep.
In fine print on the last page of the Farmers' Almanac it notes that annual rainfall figures do not include the tears shed by Chuck Norris, and the figures listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has gotten to subtracting out such overwhelming excess.
There is a double chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. No wonder he doesn't shave.
Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2006-04-05 at 15:34:46
QUOTE(Gradius @ Apr 5 2006, 12:17 PM)
Heres some more facts you didnt know about chuck Norris.
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hAHAHA
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2006-04-05 at 15:43:58
*2 seconds later gradius is killed by..i think you can figure it out.
Never, i mean NEVER, insult god.
Never, i mean NEVER, insult god.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gradius on 2006-04-05 at 15:48:31
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2 seconds later gradius is killed by..i think you can figure it out.
Actually after i posted those Chuck Norris came to my house and tried to roundhouse kick me. I simply moved out of the way and Chuck slipped and stared at my ceiling for the rest of the day. I offered him some refreshments but it appears he cant move his arms. =/
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-04-05 at 17:38:01
QUOTE(Shady.Aftermath @ Apr 5 2006, 12:43 PM)
*2 seconds later gradius is killed by..i think you can figure it out.
Never, i mean NEVER, insult god.
Never, i mean NEVER, insult god.
He wasn't insulting god or anyone, he was just stating facts about Chuck Norris.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-04-05 at 18:08:54
Chuck Norris can and WOULD do Chuck Norris for a klondike bar.