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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-04-12 at 20:22:20

I've devised a cure for the hiccups. Just eat a peppermint stick or candy cane (peppermind flavoured).

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2006-04-12 at 20:26:07

Actually hicups is a a spasm of your diaphragm, the actual cure that is 99% chance of working is holding your breath and leaning back like you were about to do a limbo dance. It stretches the diaphragm making you no longer hicup, be careful though, if you hold your breath and lean back for too long you can pass out.
Also there are a lot of odd ones on Wikipedia.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2006-04-12 at 20:26:23

usually i can stop my hiccups by meditating

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2006-04-12 at 20:27:44

The only sure way I've found to cure them is to have someone stand behind you and pull your ears outwards while you drink as much water as you can in one breath. Sounds really stupid, but it works, has never once failed me.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2006-04-12 at 20:30:43

I make mine stop by gunning down children in the str- I mean, holding my breath..

Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2006-04-12 at 21:00:14

I had to do this front of my teacher. I'm so scared to hiccup front of my teacher now on. When she hears me hiccups, she told me to go put my mouth next to her ear front of everyone. Strangely, it works.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2006-04-12 at 21:17:39

I take my mind off them. I got the hiccups today and I just kept on trying to take my mind off it and it took 5-10 minutes.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2006-04-12 at 21:30:19

I've got a permament solution for the hiccups, you try this once and you'll never get them ever again.

First go to the local gun store and buy a simple .45 gun.
Go to Disney World
Have sex
Do some drugs
Kill a few people
Get killed in a gangsta shootout

There, NO MORE HICCUPS FOR YOU!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by UN-Rommel on 2006-04-12 at 21:50:44

-Make urself upside down for 15 minutes
-Eat applesauce
-Swallow loads of water
-Look at a picture of beer keg

These are the mostly used ways to cure the hiccups.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2006-04-12 at 22:01:08

QUOTE(Golden-Fist @ Apr 12 2006, 08:25 PM)

Yeah that way works for me all the time except I just need to hold my breath and do some weird thing with my mouth that I cannot explain.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2006-04-12 at 22:01:16

Actually, you can really stop hiccups by singing a really high note then a low note.

It works.. oddly enough.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2006-04-12 at 22:01:37

this works

my cure for hiccups

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-04-12 at 22:06:04

I just eat slower.(assuming I got the hiccups from eating.) They pass in about 2 minutes or less.

Or I just drink something, goes away after that

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-04-12 at 22:10:45

I've devised a cure for ugly. It goes something liek this...

[Brick] [Your Face] [Wall]

Compress forcefully.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-04-12 at 22:18:42

The peppermint works because it relaxes the sphincter and diaphram, so it's be less likely to spasm.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-04-12 at 22:22:29

QUOTE(Kow @ Apr 12 2006, 09:18 PM)

The peppermint works because it relaxes the sphincter and diaphram, so it's be less likely to spasm.
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So novacaine would work even better?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-04-12 at 22:38:08

QUOTE(Golden-Fist @ Apr 12 2006, 07:25 PM)

wow

QUOTE(Mp)Marine @ Apr 12 2006, 08:50 PM)

-Make urself upside down for 15 minutes
-Eat applesauce
-Swallow loads of water
-Look at a picture of beer keg

These are the mostly used ways to cure the hiccups.
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I got a better one

put a rotton apple on your head
sing the star spangled banner
throw a piece of popcorn in the air and catch it with your buttcheeks

or have chuck norris roundhouse kick them out

QUOTE(Syphon @ Apr 12 2006, 09:10 PM)

I've devised a cure for ugly. It goes something liek this...

[Brick] [Your Face] [Wall]

Compress forcefully.
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I should go slam someones face into it and try it

QUOTE(Syphon @ Apr 12 2006, 09:22 PM)

So novacaine would work even better?
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yes

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2006-04-12 at 22:39:08

Drink water from the cup backwards, aka lean forward to drink.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-04-12 at 22:45:47

QUOTE(Mr.Camo @ Apr 12 2006, 09:38 PM)

Drink water from the cup backwards, aka lean forward to drink.
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I think I did that wrong my wang doesnt exactially take in water well?

O snap lean forward...lean wit it rock wit it

Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-04-13 at 04:38:25

i don't remember when was the last time when i had hicups.....

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-13 at 07:41:50

I stop hiccups by kissing a girl

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2006-04-13 at 11:48:42

Then you give her the hiccups!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-04-13 at 12:32:22

QUOTE(Tizzle @ Apr 13 2006, 06:41 AM)

I stop hiccups by kissing a girl

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You kissed a girl? The end is nigh.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-13 at 13:49:36

QUOTE(Kow @ Apr 13 2006, 11:32 AM)

You kissed a girl? The end is nigh.
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Or near

Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-04-13 at 15:03:08

omg !! i hiccdup 3 times today after dinner ! oh no, what to do?!?!?!

lol, i get hicups very rare, but i think drinking water & holding your breath helps

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