Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2006-04-13 at 16:50:57
I was thinking about some things i say for pick-up lines. They're pretty funny too. So I'll post some of mine, lets hear yours 
"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."
"Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?"
"Are you a parking ticket?" (What?) "Because you got fine ritten all over you"
"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."
"Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?"
"Are you a parking ticket?" (What?) "Because you got fine ritten all over you"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-04-13 at 16:53:39
*licks finger*
*sticks finger on girls clothes*
"Now let's get these wet clothes off ya"
"Do you have any (insert your ethnicity here) in you?"
-if No-
"Do you want some"
-if yes-
"You want some more?"
"That shirt on you is very becoming. If I were on you, I'd be coming too"
All off the top of my head.
*sticks finger on girls clothes*
"Now let's get these wet clothes off ya"
"Do you have any (insert your ethnicity here) in you?"
-if No-
"Do you want some"
-if yes-
"You want some more?"
"That shirt on you is very becoming. If I were on you, I'd be coming too"
All off the top of my head.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-04-13 at 18:08:03
If one foot is in Easter and one foot is in Christmas I think we should spend a little time between the holidays.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-04-13 at 18:12:48
TOHPIK STAELERR!
"You wanna hunt for my dragonballs?"
"You wanna hunt for my dragonballs?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-04-13 at 18:17:41
":censored: me. I'm desperate."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-04-13 at 18:29:19
My God can beat the shiz out of your God.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Valug on 2006-04-13 at 19:16:45
[sub]Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?[/sub]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2006-04-13 at 20:23:55
"So I hear you're an amputee...how's that workin' out for you?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IsolatedPurity on 2006-04-13 at 20:30:46
QUOTE(Wilhelm @ Apr 13 2006, 04:17 PM)
"Fu-ck me. I'm desperate."
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Damn... there's mine... minus the "I'm desperate" part.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-04-13 at 20:32:51
You know you are.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-13 at 22:30:41
1. "Ever kiss a bunny between the ears?"
*take out pockets*
"Wanna now?"
2. "You got a good paying job?"
*yes* "Well I am proud of them too..."
*no* "You should think about getting one..."
*take out pockets*
"Wanna now?"
2. "You got a good paying job?"
*yes* "Well I am proud of them too..."
*no* "You should think about getting one..."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-04-13 at 23:28:39
Wtf @ 2 tizzle.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-04-13 at 23:30:23
It's either you, or a dead baby.
*Syphon pulls out live baby.
*Syphon pulls out live baby.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-04-14 at 02:06:02
Hey, is that or mirror in your pocket? Because I want to have sexual intercourse.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kupo on 2006-04-14 at 02:24:17
Hahaha here is a classic.
Nice legs, when are they open?
Nice legs, when are they open?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-14 at 07:40:37
"I'll give you some schoolwork. It'll last about 9 months with 6 periods a day."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-04-14 at 16:28:57
Chicks don't get periods when they're pregnant.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-14 at 16:49:14
"My herpes is better than other men herpes."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2006-04-14 at 18:31:16
QUOTE(Valug @ Apr 13 2006, 03:16 PM)
[sub]Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?[/sub]
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I LMFAO'd
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2006-04-14 at 20:27:06
Rofl@Valug. I Loved that one.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2006-04-14 at 20:48:22
QUOTE(Xeno)
Hey, is that or mirror in your pocket? Because I want to have sexual intercourse.
That's very you Xeno.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DaMiNaToR on 2006-04-14 at 21:02:37
QUOTE(Tizzle @ Apr 13 2006, 09:30 PM)
1. "Ever kiss a bunny between the ears?"
*take out pockets*
"Wanna now?"
2. "You got a good paying job?"
*yes* "Well I am proud of them too..."
*no* "You should think about getting one..."
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*take out pockets*
"Wanna now?"
2. "You got a good paying job?"
*yes* "Well I am proud of them too..."
*no* "You should think about getting one..."
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WTF. Are you by any chance at all homosexual?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-14 at 21:32:55
QUOTE(DaMiNaToR @ Apr 14 2006, 08:02 PM)
WTF. Are you by any chance at all homosexual?
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No...
"I am Osama bin Ladan. Let me hide in your cave."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2006-04-14 at 22:39:14
"Excuse me, I think you dropped something... this conversation, let's pick it up right here."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-04-14 at 22:42:56
Guy: *blink blink stare*
Girl: Yes?
Guy: Can I stalk you?
Girl: Yes?
Guy: Can I stalk you?